Why americans?

>be american
>put your shoes in the fridge

FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

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I don’t need a loicense for my fridge so I can use it however I like.

FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONM B-))))))))))))))))))))))

but why do Americans put butter on the toilet seat before taking a shit?

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duh, it makes the shit come out faster.

Ah. And why do you put butter in the washing machine when you wash your clothes?

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So that you know that your shoes are cool, duh

gets the static out

Wow I'm learning a lot. So why do you put butter in your gun before firing it?

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makes the person whos getting shot have a heart attack just in case

Need to grease the Chambers somehow

ill grease your chambers boi...

Wow you guys are really smart thanks

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Butter is a very versatile material and is integral to American culture.

this desu

Please do, I'm not getting any play from the girl upstairs...

You're welcome.
>Autospell welcome->worthless.
Not talking about myself, phone!

why don't Belgium make a criss cross flag like waffles?

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since when the fuck do we do this

That's a good question
I'll propose on the next council gathering

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>be american
>go to school
>get shot
>go to highscool
>get shot
>go to uni
>get shot
>get a job
>get shot
>get shot
>go to hospital
>get shot

belgum-kun
i love you...

that's kinda gay famalam

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if its gay i dont want to be straight