"We're going to the club user, don't stay up all night playing with your penis again!

>"We're going to the club user, don't stay up all night playing with your penis again!
>"Do you like our heels? They're longer than that little penis of yours!"

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I would demand a remeasure on that slight but you probably forgot to wash feet again.
And do not fall asleep with the head in bowl again, or I'll not remove it before my morning piss.

Doubtful bitches. Wanna compare?

lmao no case escenario ever
Literally nobody
Absolutely nobody
user:

ill tell you one thing, your faces are about twice as long as m so called 'little' peenis.

Man, british birds are a little spooky looking.

Too much sticc, not enough THICC

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its just their big heads throw off the perspective.

i'm allowed to masturbate without your permission idiots

Think again ya incel

Are they demons? Why are their eyes like that? It's like they used an eyebrow filter too. Demon quadruplets.

>kill
>fuck
>marry
>sell to slavery

>Stacy can be skinny fat and men will still call her hot and praise her for not being obese
>spend 14 hrs/wk in the gym maintaining figure and men will still avoid eye contact with you and make fun of you because your facial bones are a few mm too small
hold me fembots

It's beta boys like us that cause this problem

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mmm perfect

>I make no promises, and they're around the same length actually.

>Why are their eyes like that?
fucking zoomers man

this
fetishes seem cool at first, but when you take longer think no one really fucking talks like this and that is the worst thing

also there was very similiar post yesterday with similiar posts so op = samefag

gtfo tranny i hate you male roasties

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they do in SPH JOI videos

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I mean like in IRL situations, most fetishes wouldn't even be done by your partner naturally, you would need to ask him about that and it bothers me a bit

It feels so nice to know I'm making beautiful Stacies happy by spending my weekends humping my hand instead of going out and making them uncomfortable by trying to flirt with them. Good thread OP.

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It's so kind of them to post pictures for us to look at!

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I know, especially with how pretty their outfits are! I love spending my night complimenting them and giving them worship strokes. I just wish there was even more I could do to serve them, but I get why they wouldn't want to be near a gross, ugly beta like me.

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more heels plz

They should have patrons for beta boys to fund their outfits...

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This is not how people talk.

Oh gosh...I'd feel so happy knowing that I was helping them look extra-sexy for their nights out at the clubs I'm too scared to go to.

Do you think some of them would let us clean their dorm rooms/apartments while they were out?

Here you go fellow stroker! Heels are the best: they make goddesses look so tall and powerful and even more confident than they usually are!

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I want a slutty roommate who lets me watch her put on sexy outfits when she gets ready for a night out, knowing that I'm too shy and respectful to do anything to her... She'll flaunt her body to me and remind me that I'll be a virgin forever while teasing me

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Oh my God, that would be heaven. I'd spend the whole time telling her how pretty she is and how nice she is for letting me spend any time with her at all.

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Maybe she'll even walk towards you and compare the size of your little penis with her high heels, then take a picture and show all her girl friends!

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Hopefully, assuming she'd be able to stop giggling at me for being shorter than her in heels!

Imagine how amazing the bathroom would smell, filled with the scent of all her soaps/perfumes/make-up. I'd spend all night tugging into the toilet, assuming she didn't ask me to do any chores for her before leaving!

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After dropping her off at the club, it doesn't take long before she starts sending you more pictures.
Maybe she'll send you one with some alpha stud groping her breasts while you can jealously and frustratedly deathgrip your tiny penis!

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I'd be sure to deathgrip so hard that I went totally limp for her. Hard-ons are for the alpha studs who fuck her. Little beta boys like us should always be weak and limp for our goddesses!

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High heels are great for reminding beta boys how inadequate they are. I want my little cock to be stepped on and ruined with her heels before she has fun with the alpha stud!

It's so exciting and intimidating to imagine high heels just walking around my little penis!

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imagine her coming home with her alpha stud while she hastily undresses and proceeds to fuck him while you deeply inhale the smell of her heels

I'd prefer if she kept her clothes on, showing how excited she is.
I'd peep from the doorway and stare at her heels as the alpha stud plows away...

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