What's Jow Forums up to tonight? I'm nursing a jack and coke and waiting for a shitty ubisoft game to install

What's Jow Forums up to tonight? I'm nursing a jack and coke and waiting for a shitty ubisoft game to install.

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nice, how big are your feet

cleaning my bad dragon dildos and new butt plug

Size 10.5 or so. Still not sure if that's big or small.
lol u gay nigga! haha this nigga gay lmao

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What ubisoft game are you going to play user?

For Honor. It's not that great of a game but I like it. It's kinda unique and I like the complexity (feints n parries n shiet). Used to play on XB1, moving to PC. An user in another thread also recommended Mordhau so I might try that out as well.

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isnt there a game breaking glitch in for honor where u can just push them anywhere

Nothing in particular. I find myself doing this often at the end of the night. Nice to just shitpost in peace.

its just big dick shit

I have never played those games but they do look pretty fun. Are you any good at For Honor.

How did you know?

Orginallililiy

have fun with 400ms lag in between fighting intervals

Nothing much, really. Currently installing ARMA 3, watching an Anxiety War video.

For Honor was cool when my friends and I played it but we all kinda just stopped one day and haven't been back on.

Better go team Viking

My spine is dislocated about 7" up because my dick causes nothing but problems. I decide to take Crow's position, but my Dad who is the doctor now does not seem to think there is scar tissue causing my problems and being a bitch has leveled my mother's open Messenger whoredom to the level of giving me access to her Messenger and seeing her telling lies. I mean it must be a real advantage to have metal bones that don't cystate when you're getting dicked down by your own telling lies. I'm trying to metastisize where my problems are at the moment and I think it's just having some nerves, some scartissue anyway in there, and obviously my problem with telling lies. It just can't hurt that bad.

Game finished (re)downloading and I finally beat the campaign on realistic again. Much easier once you know how to play kek.
Some disgustingly greasy incel won a tournament using a bug and it was immediately patched, but the game obviously lost a lot of players because of the outrage lol. I never even knew about it until a year or so after the tourney, didn't watch it.
I'm alright, probably like 20th percentile in terms of skill. I used to main orochi on XB1, but I really like the new black prior class and am trying to learn nobushi. It's a pretty fun game overall if you play mainly breach/dominion, but I'd probably go with Mordhau instead at this point, FH'll be dead for good in a year or two desu
Better than xbone kek, lag was awful on there
Yeah was a lot comfier with friends. After being away at uni I lost all my loser gamer friends, feels bad but now I can move to PC at least.
Sounds comfy bros.

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>20th percentile
Meant 80th, I'm in the top 20% or so I'd say. Once you play long enough, it just becomes throwing mixups and being able to respond to mixups/grabs and maintaining distance for some classes. Definitely still a skill gap though, seen clips of absolute mad lad autists who can 1v4 whole teams easily.

What ya main faggot *lawbros unite*

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I am comfy laying on my bed
I couldn't ask for more

cleaning and sharpening my knife collection, then drink jack with liquor and light a cigar, while watching 80's movies

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Used to main orochi, got purdy good but got tired of the boring light attack spam chains kek. Now I main black prior and am starting to learn nobushi. Never really liked the tanky/slow classes like conq/LB/shugoki but I can see why people like them. Hope you're enjoying the rework LB Chad fren.

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Absolutely based. Hope you liked my retarded For Honor thread comfy user.
This also sounds nice.

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>Hope you liked my retarded For Honor thread comfy user.
For Honor sucks

>For Honor
Based beyond belief

(You)
Thank you user.

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Well, a couple days ago I bought Rage (the first one, not the new one) for 15 bucks and the preorder DLC that gives you the best armor in the game for 2 bucks (remember to wait a while for some games kids, and never preorder anything, you can get it in a few years when the prices go down). I got angry at it so now I'm contemplating whether I should try it again, play another game, or risk being trapped in the back room with the entity that follows me to play with legos. For some reason I'm very tempted to do it this late, but I know I could just do it in the morning.