If the police suddenly busted down your door, what would you think you were being done in for?

If the police suddenly busted down your door, what would you think you were being done in for?

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i actually can't think of anything

which is probably why they haven't

nothing
my life is literally boring

nothing

For contributing to little to society.

No, I'm fine

ok good

Nice try, GCHQ. Probably for illegally downloading anime and vidya. Or jacking it to /ss/

Probably some schizo shit like they're trying to suppress me for something

>/ss/
Real shit or cartoon?

Shota isn't real, that's why it's called shota.

okay

Cartoon. Luckily nobody gives a shit about that stuff here but you never know with CIAniggers

Based

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nothing

Unironically suspected domestic terrorism.
That's just the tip though. They'd label me a political radical terrorist with the alt right for the media then sentenced to a maximum security mental institution. I have literally scores of military handbooks, images on how to make bombs, recipes for different poisons/toxins and loads of how to materials in relation to homemade firearms. The amount of material I obsess over in regards to what would want someone to label me a terrorist is sometimes worrisome even to me.
Couple that with a history of mental illness and first being placed on the FBI watch list courtesy of my expulsion from the school district at 16 and you've got a pretty troubling picture painted.
My ultimate fear would be Gbay. All I want is to one day use this knowledge on criminals and the enemies of America.
Is that so wrong CIA/NSA/FBI/DHS?
I'd never use my knowledge on my own people. I like them too much.

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We not all that a like with so many thing.. .
>mfw I think aboit high school Norime

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I would say, "oh, you want my son. he's in the basement on his pc."

downloading a car

probably just browsing threads like this tb h

i'm pretty sure luli is illegal in leafistan?

cold case

For being too based

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nothing because im anonymouz

fraud or buying drugs off the dark web

>They kick down my door
>I have dragon dildos hanging from the ceiling
>Just in case this day comes
>They fight their way through the dongs
>There are casualties
>They bust down my bedroom door
>I'm waring a G-string
>Backwards
>Covering myself in olive oil
>Extra oil on my balls
>Playing with my nipples
>Moan as loudly as possible "YOUR MOVE, MR. LAW-MAN!"

>Those cops will never be the same

trips

Classic

For possessing too many smug Sachikos.

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xd

Absolutely criminal. You're going away for a long time, motherfucker

being framed by the people that gangstalk me

Probably get seen as a hateful bigoted Nazi, or if that's not enough in America, get apprehended for disturbing the peace or plotting something, because I happen to have so many Hitler pics. I am actually Jewish.

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Not if you can't catch me!

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You're jewish, if they knock down your door just scream 'hoy vey 6 gorillion didn't die for dis'

Bump

Everything I've done in the past and haven't be picked up for yet.