*takes magic muscle growth pills that only work on girls and gets bigger and stronger than you in 8 weeks*

*takes magic muscle growth pills that only work on girls and gets bigger and stronger than you in 8 weeks*

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Well the before has her already being pretty lean with hood muscle tone. Like adding oil to a hot pan really

too bad we won't see ''strong'' women beat a marine guy or roll in army ever.
also that won't protect her for being raped, especially in prison.

It doesnt work on men?

Men use it to cut but only girls can make these insane gains on it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Q1i1xBt9QKY

>gains
Please dont disrespect the legend ever again

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he isn't even trying ffs , she would get fucked if he'd dropkick

fugg she got big

>some pog with no hand to hand training beyond whatever he forgot after basic gets his skinny ass beat
wowitsfuckingnothing

anavar works for guys too

tren is better anyway
just worse side effects

Why is that only girls get "gains" from that ?
Also if we're being specific, taking supplements doesn't make you "gain". It enhances.
Gain is done vanilla.

Holy fuck. This video again? He's not even trying, he's literally giving her free passes on fight ending positions.

Is this guy a Marine for real ?
So many hand to hand mistakes, guard is weak, inefficient grappling....
Props to the girl for exploiting the mistakes though.

>Why is that only girls get "gains" from that ?
it's a synthetic hormone that mimics testosterone
it hits them really hard and it's safe because it doesn't give them roidclits or hair growth

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This girl is pure /deltporn/.

Imagine going from sticc to swole af in 8 weeks. Everything is easy mode for girls, even bodybuilding.

this is the future desu
varbies everywhere

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var in the water supply when

I think she looked better without taking it, to be honest.

>take drugs to get stronger because your weak inferior body can't put on muscle without it
>will still get bodyed by some average Joe

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You will die as a virgin, betaboi

>le average guy is stronger than a varbie meme
you on the right

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ok you called me a virgin do you have anything else to say

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he clitorally didn't try.

that's not a average guy that's some skinny fat nerd

Butterbean would like a word with you.
Shes got the muscle of my manlet Asian friends.

Hello fellow man, now can we make her fight a jujitsu guy.

Is this legal for guys to use?

>girl has to try against a weak nerd.
Wow.

no and it's practically useless for guys. ha ha hope you're not afraid of needles.

Theres nothing else to say, you would know that if you weren't dumb as fuck, now please go back to r*ddit

You're a big boy, but can't you say something else except go back to redit, holy shit lmao kys, is your personality so miniscule and fragile, so sad...

>uses virgin as a insult
>is to stupid to come up with anything else
>tells other people to go back to re*t

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>Hey guys I'm retarded and even actual autists are more socially adjusted than me, but hey I'm better than everybody!

Pic related she said go back to that site.

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>Posts an anime pic
>Thinks he got absolutely any worth even as a trash can

Take your meds user, your schizophrenia is kicking in

it's 2019 who gives a shit about how strong you are. no one needs huge muscles to survive unless you purposefully go out and live off the grid which is completely unnecessary of course. too bad there's nothing women can take to make them remotely competitive with men in terms of intellectual achievement. or is there a var equivalent to get women into the chess top 100 at a rate of more than one or two per century lol

>getting so butt hurt by one post you reply to it multiple times
>getting ass mad over people posting anime pics
>on a anime imagine board

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My god, they're all so ugly.

Why it doesn't matter if women are strong as men, but it matters if they are intellectually on par with men?

>Is retarded
Accusing others of being buthurt when you are butthurt doesn't make them butthurt, stop projecting

>when you are so booty blasted you sperg out and project your butt hurt on other people

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I know right, and it's on an ANONYMOUS image board. Buthurt virgins are pathetic lol

looks shopped. She doesn't just look stronger, her muscle insertions are different shape and more symmetrical. Roids don't do that.

It's definitely heavily photo-shopped/fraud. You can see the image contouring on her lower abs where it looks like pixels were dragged around.

>tfw this is an 18 yo girl
Unironically how can we even compete?

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>only work on girls
wrongo

it does

>it doesn't give them roidclits or hair growth
this is why it is associated with women. because the other roids women can't take. men can take this one, and the others

NO. all anabolic steroids are illegal for men. they are 100% legal for a girl to take if she says "i feel like a boy lol"

it's fucking insane

look up ostarine, that's legal

Okay it does technically work on men but it's only good for cutting, fucks with your liver, you still need PCT to get your balls working again afterwards, you need to take 5-10x as much, and it's just basically not worth it compared to pinning.

Girls take just a little bit and fucking explode.

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whom the fuck is this attractive to?

>Not wanting to bang a girl with a superhuman physique

>swn pin you down and rape you
y even liv

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>those delts
God damn how much did she take?

>tfw she literally doubled in size

I want her to bully me.

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That's basically just a guy at that point.

Patrician varbie connoisseurs.

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>men can get this big without drugs
>women have to take weak shit men use to cut with to even put on just a little bit of mass
women are a joke

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>Okay it does technically work on men but it's only good for cutting
meh, any faggot on Jow Forums will gain mass with it

>fucks with your liver
agreed. all orals fuck with your liver. they also do that to women as well

>you still need PCT to get your balls working again afterwards
every anabolic requires this

>you need to take 5-10x as much
not necessarily

>and it's just basically not worth it compared to pinning.

maybe true, but that doesnt change shit

>Girls take just a little bit and fucking explode.
you would too if you were 5'3

>20-30 lbs in a few months
>a little bit of mass

lol

yes when they get muscle mass their bobs and vegene disappears

>he thinks he can get delts like picrel as a natty male
cope

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all these muscly bitches are disgusting

imagine their pussy muscle , it contracts and smashes ur dick, HNGG

I guess that is a lot of mass for a women
yeah that can they just don't look as big because men have larger frame's

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i cant get hard to that shit

THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THEIR VAG IF THEY DO KEGELS ON VAR

>tfw im basically a little girl compared to them

being skinny is a nightmare

>tee hee user I'm bigger than you now!

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STOP EATING YOUR HEADPHONES YOU STUPID BITCH

>take roids as a woman
>still not half as strong as a man with naturally acquired muscle
top kek

dude you could probably get bigger then them naturally hit the gym if you hate being skinny

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>being this jelly
It's ok just accept that you will never look as good a s a varbie without sticking needles in your ass and working out for years.

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youtube.com/watch?v=OsnaiuPPNr4
All that muscle, but for what?

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This post really got the incels riled up.

I worked out four times a week for a year and a half and didn't get bigger at all. Probably at least partly because of my poor diet. I barely got any stronger either so my technique was most likely all wrong too. I have since come to terms with the fact that I will never be fit.

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>tfw getting a gf that can wrestle me down and ride me until I can't walk isn't off the table anymore

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its mostly diet imo

Meanwhile 18 yo girls pop some pills and blow up like crazy in a few weeks.

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she clearly knows about arm wrestling while he has no idea what form he should take.
tucking your elbow and using bodyweight is clearly going to give you an advantage over someone who just uses he forearms.
Also, a muscled out girl blasting roids will clearly overpower someone who hasn't lifted anything heavy his entire life

all I want is to find a shy qt gf, pump her full of anavar and watch her grow

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>Also, a muscled out girl blasting roids will clearly overpower someone who hasn't lifted anything heavy his entire life
Tell that to all the dyel robots who think they're stronger than varbies just because they're men.

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How much can var scale anyway? I find fit and somewhat muscular girls hot, but not stuff like .

a slav or any 3rd world male would be the shit out of those bimbos trust me, rules don't apply there.

It's one of those instanced where you consider if fucking a feminine trap is gay because imagine being hard for deltoids, biceps, triceps and sixpacks

why do you have such a obsession with women on steroids you act like they are gods are something you act like women are superior because they get big on steroids ever body can get big using steroids

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What's your diet? Do you have a protein count?

i have drug-enduced hypogonadism. no matter how well i eat, i won't put on mass very easily anymore. i used to but now i can't

i need TRT, it's the only way. if i don't inject testosterone, i will not get big under any circumstances. simple as that

and i'll have to do it illegally because the doctors have ridiculously absurd standards for what 'low testosterone' is

I have no idea about steroids, I've heard anavar has worse side effects on men than women. Also that anavar was *meant* for women. Correct me if im wrong.

It's been 4 years since then. I eat mostly variations of rice+beans/lentils, assorted vegetables and only meat about once a month on average. I did drink a protein shake after every gym session but I never made any effort of eating better or keeping track of the amount of anything I consumed. Consuming a lot of snacks and sweets probably didn't help either.

this shit is seriously pissing me off

plenty of guys take anavar, but in combo with other things

the thing about anavar is its anabolic:androgenic ratio

theandrogen.com/the-scoop-on-anabolicandrogenic-ratios/

it is used by women specifically because it has a high anabolic to androgenic ratio. that's it

it is also used by men. a lot of men use it. it's been used by loads of bodybuilders. it's not "for women" and it certainly isn't MEANT for women to take. it is meant for people with muscle-wasting conditions and whatever

Source? Origani man

Can someone who is actually knowledgeable chime in on this? OP just seems like a fetishist, I don't trust everything he says.

Oxandrolone (sold as oxandrolone powder or Oxandrolona)

This is yet another 17-AA. It won?t aromatize but appears as though it will bind to the AR as long as the dosages are high enough. It has a reputation for increasing strength gains, as well as having a ?hardening? effect. This is supported somewhat, as oxandrolone was shown to reduce subcutaneous fat to a greater degree than Testosterone. Whether this is an inherent property of all 17-AA steroids or an effect that?s unique to oxandrolone, I?m not sure.

Oxandrolone, along with most of the other synthetic steroids, are thought to be equally (if not more) anabolic than Testosterone on a milligram per milligram basis, while minimizing androgenic side effects. Oxandrolone was shown to have approximately six times the anabolic effect of methyltestosterone in human subjects, following oral doses. Oxandrolone may also increase the number of skeletal muscle androgen receptors.

In clinical settings, dosages have ranged from 1.25 to 80 mg per day. Bodybuilders may take anywhere from 25 to 160 mg per day. The half-life is approximately nine hours.

Slava Galagan

filename is insta

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three things wrong with this here

1. Jow Forums was founded on anime, you nigger

2. you're greentext using excessively, indicative of a reddit kike

3. you ARE from plebbit, and in that case, I'd like you to fucking kill yourself, kike.

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