Fixing r9k general

in order to preserve this boards culture we must do 5 things
1.) tell normalfags to fuck off
2.) post gore in "femanon" threads
3.) petition to have the words "have sex" filtered into something else
4.) make it into a blue board
5.) permaban all normalfags

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girls aren't a problem, but normalfags/non-virgins are.

unironicalIy have sex

>implying gore will scare us off
Femanon here btw

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what about gore/suicidal videos?

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1) move all threads pertaining to your personal problems to

I agree with all except 4, why would you wanna make it a blue board?

2) identify normalfags

You think all of the people posting those are male? Chubbuck is a fembot hero

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Normalfags are comfy when compared to incels and their boring cacophony

4) is how you fix r9k, no more lamentations.

alright compare the suicides for people who use this site.
thaj right all are made by men

actually no dont post gore post animal abuse thats what REALLY gets them riled up

Nah, males are just bigger attention whores who need to kill 10 other people when they commit suicide so that someone will notice them. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but at least own up to it. You want others to suffer so they will notice you.

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Please, post shock content, I want all the retards b&.

Banning repetitive and bait threads would help very much.

lurk moar roastie pls u'r on a board where most men have suicidal thoughts and you come here for attention to get orbiters.
atleast go on the chan site designed for u
oh wait you fucking can't you need attention all the time and you can't settle with 1 guy and leave from here, fucking whore.

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i post animal abuse pics in every thread with a femanon especially ones who admit to being normalfags

>ban porn-dump threads (e.g. Cocklust)
>make an nsfw lgbt board
>encourage "femanon-question" generals. quarantines the pile of femanon threads

me fixey man

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ban this faggot first

The only way is to shitpost cp if you want to get real. Then the site can get taken down finally and we can all go to another chan that isn't dogshit.

Normalfag here. Good luck with that shitbag. This place is not and never has been your safe space. If you want that shuffle off to wizardchan.

I agree like porn should just be posted on /b/

this site is dead some heroes are trying their best to save it but it cant be saved now its filled with normies and cancer npcs kids last /thread was good w/ it lasted

I have to agree, it's over. There's no coming back from the hordes of faggots that came in the past 5 years

underrated?

orgiginalsod

>muh board culture
>noticable does not even mention the damn trannies and gays swarming around

Yeah no. fuck off to wizchan faggot.

>move homoseks to lgbt
>move racebait to pol
>permaban people that say they are non virgins
>permaban roasties/ traps/ men larping as women
>3 day ban people that have been in relationships

I think it would take a change of ownership with these as board rules to revive the board. But maybe gore posting is the best insurrection tactic we have against the normies

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Terrible and awful bait.

Kys and don't let anyone know please. or do. No one will care either way no matter your sex.

don't they ban for posting gore?
i got banned once for posting a dog getting its head cut off

>remove fag generals e.g. cocklust and r9gay
>erp threads are moved to trash or deleted
>r9k is now a blue board
>discord threads get you permanently banned
>pol shit is kept to a minimum
>fembot threads are moved to /soc/ or deleted
I just fixed this place

I've never attempted it
come to think of it isn't gore outside of /b/ a global rule? idk

Yes. Guru and loli and furry are bannable.

All you had to do is not post in bait threads and hs autists wouldn't have kept shitposting and instead reported what you didn't like. It took them years to ban face threads after all. Just keep reporting it to get their attention, as they obviously ban some things they'll get tired of sifting through the non bannable shit we hate and make it actually bannable.

If they don't make it bannable then people will shitpost cp as the report list will get too long. In fact people ought to report troll by choosing illegal rather than against the rules as that no doubt goes to the top of their list, why gore gets banned. Most kiddies assume it's illegal, it's not, but it gets banned anyway despite not being guru loli getting knived in the puss. Those rules were made to stopp hardcore loli gore.

more lolis and cunnies

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>fixing r9k

Just kill the board again.

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That's what you think, but anti-normies hate is clearly the symbol of r9k

You are not at home here

>males are just bigger attention whores
the word "fembot" is literally only used to attract attention
are you fucking retarded?

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Have sex, incell

6.) Profiit???

Why dont you just go to 8 chan r9k

That's okay, I'm not the one that refuses to go anywhere but home.

Counter offer:

Have sex.

Have sex you fucking incel

You, you fucking failed normalfag

Go back to le reddit cuck

>Have sex you fucking incel
this is how i envision people who type these things your mad about gamergate

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fucking have sex, incel

Go back to r*edit dummass

>Falling for the bait
Good going incels :^)

Who gives a shit how you imagene it holy shit lmao