Hey big bro, the fridge is bare. I can't think of anything to eat, can you?

faggot

i love girls with small petite asses. not everything has to be fat cellulose nigger sized asses. a true ass concessionaire appreciates all asses

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Did you just mess with my socks again you fucking hoe?
I swear to god,i m going to take your dildos and clean the plumbing with them if you dont take them off this instant!

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pretty please let me sniff and lick your hairy ass little sis. I've been a good diaper baby and i want to sniff sisters farts and get my baby food from her butthole

I like small asses too
I don't like flabby flabbers

SHIT IN MY MOUTH

how was this not original?

>I've been a good diaper baby and i want to sniff sisters farts and get my baby food from her butthole
jesus christ

based

origamizzzz

Has anyone ever gotten hard from smelling their little sisters stinky farts

Do you perhaps fancy some yogurt?

>Do you perhaps fancy some yogurt?
but the fridge is bare

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Well, my balls ain't.

it's fine
I got a creampie for you

you spilled yoghurt on your balls? by the way, there is some spaghetti hanging out of your pockets too

my balls are filled with it. If you're willing to do some "work", you can extract that yogurt with ease.

but I like it w-when it's hard

Oh it is quite hard indeed. The ease is in the extraction.

only if you extract the yoghurt from me first!

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Bend over. Let's do it my way.

This is a man of taste

oregano

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