Can girls smell semen from far away?

It's probably not that they can smell it from far away, it's probably more that since semen always has a distinct smell, coupled with the fact that you usually go a little noseblind to your own, feeds into the idea that they can. I know for a fact, working at a thrift store, all of us on either side of the aisle can smell when someone has skeeted on something before donating it.

Sperm has no smell retard.

You can smell mine, then. I'll even let you taste it if you want, how about that?

>He doesn't know

Your mom knows what you've been doing, user.

what does it smell like? is it a good smell?

You jack off multiple times a day and leave your cumrags/waste tissues lying around, don't you?

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I can only imagine that it smells like sweat/man musk, which is nice so yes

lol

Tell me what I should know.

Nope, I'm past the teenage years.

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>Nope, I'm past the teenage
Spoken like a porn addict who's trying real hard to create the impression that he's not

You don't sound like you're past the teenage years. Then again, since this is Jow Forums, there IS a not insignificant chance that you've never had the topic come up in conversation. Jizz absolutely has a smell to it, you simply don't smell your own unless it's in unusually high amounts Whack it, clean up, throw it away, no big deal. But if you misfire and don't clean it up, or re-use a rag and don't wash it for a while, you can start to smell it. If you jack off a LOT though, you get hit with the "smell" frequently, and find it even harder to smell your own.

I can smell their pussies, they can smell my cum. I can also smell their assholes. Not sure how far away though

It does, pic related is the compound that's responsible for it

I work with it in my lab and I can tell you from experience that it has a very very strong and distinct odor, I thought it was funny that it smelled like semen when I first opened a container of some, but then I took note again of the name

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>I work with it in my lab
That's a funny way of saying you suck cock, user.

>eat it so my breath would smell like it

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I don't know what semen smells like

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I'm 27, I masturbate only 2-3 times a week and I also use porn like everyone else, but I generally prefer softcore over anything else.

I think you're into some retarded bullshit, but whatever. I tried several times to smell my own cum from my hand and it smelled barely like dry paper, this, a very sterile odor. But I'm not a filthy scum who doesn't wash and I'm not even interested in knowing how stained cum smells honestly.

You don't know that everyone uses porn, speak for yourself, asshole

nah, I'm completely serious, we use it to make radiopharmaceuticals. funnily enough, it's not as cool as when we tried to use Pepsi to remove uranium from tooth samples and it actually worked.

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>my own cum
I literally said in two of my points that you go noseblind to your own dude. Do you think your shit doesn't smell that bad too? Same principle. It's yours, so you don't smell it even remotely as much as other people do.

Your comparison is retarded, I do smell my shit and it smells horrible because is shit like every other shit. I think you should stop to fantasize and lust over other men's cum desu.

Everyone can. Cum has a smell you know.

What's the chemical compound that removes my virginity?

>radiopharmaceuticals
>when we tried to use Pepsi to remove uranium from tooth samples
As in, cancer drugs and that contrast stuff they have you drink for scans?

dude, the compound is called spermine. don't you think there's a reason for that? it comes from the prostate and compounds from the prostate comprise 20-30% of the chemical composition of semen. it's not like I can prove to you that it smells as strong as it does, but it really does. hell, go on the wikipedia article for spermine and it'll tell you the same thing.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK279008/table/benign-prstate-dsrdr.colourwhit/

Imagine how much worse your shit smells to other people if even you can smell it. Literally all of your own natural smells are dulled to your own nose. Your sweat, your shit, your farts, everything. Yes, including your cum.

Why do you feel offended? It's 2019 and you are on Jow Forums.

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Well, contrast isn't radioactive, so we don't really deal with those. But yes, cancer drugs. Usually for PET scans, or on the toxicology side of things, to remove radioactive elements from the body.

For example, the compound in the synthesis I posted a pic of is really good at binding to plutonium, uranium, thorium, americium, and neptunium (i.e. most of the elements in nuclear waste), it works in physiological conditions, and it's nontoxic.

The reason why uranium even gets stuck on teeth in the first place is because your teeth are composed of a mineral called hydroxyapatite. Hydroxyapatite is really really good at uptaking uranium, and the reason why Pepsi can remove it is because Pepsi has carbonate and phosphate ions, which uranium likes to bind to and make complexes with.

Another fun part of that study was when we tested mouthwash and it removed all of the uranium, because the mechanism of how it removes the uranium involves fluoroapatite, or FAP. So essentially, I got to write a portion of a scientific paper about a compound called FAP. That was fun.

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Alcohol or chloroform, probably non-deuterated.

I was expecting you to post this desu

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That's pretty interesting stuff, user. While you're here, are food pills actually possible, or will they be in the near future? You know, like you see in science fiction. Also, why doesn't human kibble (like Bachelor Chow from Futurama) exist? Variety aside, can a person's nutritional needs be met that way?

All I know is we can smell your DISGUSTING rooms that reek of stale cum.

you like it bby

imagine a night passionate fornication, in those stain covered bed sheets...

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Stop posting, go open your windows and change your sheets

you like the smell of my sheets it gets that pussy super wet, you want that smell to be on you forever.

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do people really still use it? I haven't heard anything about it for at least a couple of years now.
Well, nutrition isn't really my area of expertise, so I can't really say. What I can say though, is that Mother Nature is far smarter and far more ingenious than any human scientist. A lot of synthetic chemistry is expanding on things Mother Nature has given us and connecting the dots between them. For example, scientists lately have been dabbling in molecular machines; a few even won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry a year or so ago. But even they will admit that no one has made a molecular machine as complex and versatile as ATP synthase, which produces the body's energy currency (ATP) during cellular respiration. So because of that, I think that while we'll be able to make supplements of some of the body's essential vitamims and nutrients, i.e. highly specialized, we will never be able to do it in a form that surpasses Mother Nature, especially since the logistics of purifying and incorporating so many vastly different compounds into such a small surface area and volume (i.e. a pill) and somehow have all of them at a higher concentration than repeated intake of food are extremely complicated, expensive, and maybe not even possible.

>eating so much of your own cum that your breath will smell like semen in order to attract females
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

Has anyone ever tried to taste their own cum at some point in time?
>tfw I still remember how my own sperm tasted like

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I did because I was a horny teenage gaycel and wanted to find out how it tastes and feels like to swallow cum.

It was fucking terrible. I don't how people do it. I could only do it for someone I really, really love and only in a serious relationship.

Why didn't you like it? Is it because of how it tastes?

I dont know what it smells like. But sometimes I smell guys who have weird smells and wonder if it is semen

Yeah the taste and the consistency.

I am a guy and I can actually smell their stinky pussy from talking distance. also I can smell it on guys after they had sex with a stinky pussy. fucking disgusting man.

true, I can smell when they are on their periods too, when I tell them that they freak out usually like how the fuck I know

Include me in the cap of this shit.

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