The middle school is doing a loli car wash to make money. Would it be weird if I went through 3 times...

>middle school
Entrapment. They'll probably have a bunch of girls hoping around to get the attention then have the coaches of the girls come out to scrub your car whilst glaring at you and taking pictures of you and your license plate, sending it to the cops and then putting you on a list for some witch hunting shit normalfaggots would come up with. Like a neighborhood watch program site. where they put your name and face up until they know your address.

jk it's fine have fun

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have fun with the glaring and picture taking

>They'll probably have a bunch of girls hoping around to get the attention
That's exactly what they're doing... theres a few of them in front of the school jumping around and waving signs and yelling at cars to come for a wash. Now I dont know if want to go anymore.

Real children aren't lolis.
You're a pedophile.

Go back to your gross old fat "mommy gf" thread.

C'mon dude, that's normal behavior. Don't over-think it.
Its not a trap. They literally just said "Hey who wants to do advertising?" and all the attention-hungry thots who don't like work jumped up and said "ME!ME!ME!"

No one's going to suspect you unless you start overtly staring and drooling.

No it's not weird at all if you do this and take pictures and post them here

Where in the world do you live where this is acceptable?

Somewhere where normal shit like this hasn't been creeped out by people like OP or socially outlawed by vigilante sjws like you, I'm guessing?

It used to be common everywhere. When I was a kid my middle and high school used to do it. Obviously I'm not going to say where I live but it's a smallish pretty traditional town. The middle school does loli car wash once a month from spring until the school year starts again. Unfortunately theres boys that do it too.

>outlawed by vigilante sjws like you

I'm a pedo myself. I'm from Scandinavia, and if there was a middle schoo car wash here, the ensuing moral outrage would make national news.

Move to the US then. And I'm no pedo.

School down the street from my mom's house does car washes every Saturday when the weather gets nice.
Elementary School.
Sixth graders work the car wash.
When the summer gets into full swing, its cut offs, barefoot and 1 piece swim suits or bikini tops.
I get my car and my mom's washed every week.
I have to wear 2 pair of underpants and baggy jeans.
It's fantastic.

>loli
>not a pedo
pick one
you all deserve to be burnt alive

I think it's weird how people hate pedophiles but still kind of inject pedophilia into the normal, "non pedophile" world. I've seen young girls in magazines who wear these revealing outfits and make these weirdly sexual expressions, but no one seems to be bothered by that when they were obviously taken to make the viewer feel certain feelings. Child beauty pageants, where the children walk around in bikinis and do these dances and wear all of this makeup, how is that not considered softcore porn? If adult women were doing the same thing, it would be seen is incredibly sexual.

It's really common here. Have you heard about the girl scouts who give you 'fuck me eyes' as you walk past them in an effort for you to buy their cookies? They do it every single year.

im a minor attracted persons you fucking nazi

why would you say this? lol
what is the intent with this? what do you expect or want them to say

Saying you like someone so that they will start thinking about liking you.

>The middle school is doing a loli car wash to make money. Would it be weird if I went through 3 times? I have 3 different vehicles so I wouldn't just be getting the same car cleaned over and over.
but wont they see you inside when you are masturbating your fat, erect cock each time?
and you would also have to roll down the windows to get all their social app contacts, so they will definitely recognise you

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Did you go, OP?

>I have to wear 2 pair of underpants and baggy jeans.
Just grab duct tape and tape your dick to your leg.

I got laid in middle school. My ex girlfriend did a blow bang with highschoolers.
Dont act like American teens arent fucking.

>I'm a pedo myself. I'm from Scandinavia
Hello achmed.

>Get help.
Why do normies think it is simple or easy to get help for pedophilia?

This is true. Society heavily "rejects" pedophilia yet subtly caters to men who are borderline pedos.

>In 90% of commercial teen porn the girl is made to look as young as possible (and not just teenager-young, but little girl young) in different ways
>Little girls and teenagers wearing revealing outfits is not only normal but basically encouraged in many circles
>In most of the western world loli is either legal, grey area or illegal but it's not enforced at all
>They age of consent is a grey area if it's between minors
>In some western countries the age is consent is lower than 16
>Sexting with teenagers and children as an adult is a grey area unless you are really retarded about it

Or be a man and let your boner free.

Maybe because it's freezing cold over there that it just would never make sense.

How does one avoid overtly staring? Once I was at a store and there were two girls, couldn't have been older than 12, and when I realized I was checking them out I had to look away before I was noticed. How do you stare without it being overt?

Fuck off normies. Pedophilia isn't something people choose, you think people want to be pedos? How do you expect pedos to treat their illness and restrain themselves if instead of encouraging them to seek treatment and ways to deal with their problems you call them monsters and tell them they deserve to die even if they never hurt a child? Imagine this.

>You're a pedo
>The age of consent is 18 so you can't even fuck teenagers to cope
>CP is illegal
>Loli is is also sort of illegal
>If you go to a psychiatrist they'll automatically treat you like a criminal although you did nothing wrong
>If you try to vent or share your feelings you will be treated worse than a murderer even if you did nothing wrong
>People literally want you to burn alive because you have the wrong thoughts, even if you understand they're bad and want to get rid of them

OP didnt choose to be a pedo, I understand that
He is, however, choosing of his own volition to go to a school to ogle underage girls

How does ogling hurt little girls?

>How could an admitted paedophile approaching little girls to stare at them in a sexual manner possibly put the vulnerable little girls in danger?

The fact that you even have to ask proves you deserve the rope

No. I drove by again but I think it stopped at noon. Theres always next month.

>>Loli is is also sort of illegal
All forms of virtual child pornography, including lolicon, are 100% legal in the United States, because the supreme court has ruled that it is protected by the 1st amendment.

Are you seriously conflating simple oogling and child molestation? Holy shit. Normies are actually retarded.

Just keep staring and if they notice make up some bullshit
good:
>you look like x celebrity
>i think my sister knows you

questionable:
>thats a cool shirt/shoes/shorts
>i think i know your parents

bad:
>you look like my sister
>you look like my second wife

sometimes I forgot children dress like street walkers around age 12.

yeah get my panel all nice and clean. make sure you wet it before you rub... oh yea put your back into it little girl oh yeah. don't forget to wax and polish me... oopss.. I mean my car... damn I love 12 year olds washing my car making me all wet and shiny..... oh yeah

>>In 90% of commercial teen porn the girl is made to look as young as possible (and not just teenager-young, but little girl young) in different ways
They try, but they always look like they're at least 30.
>>In most of the western world loli is either legal, grey area or illegal but it's not enforced at all
This is totally irrelevant, the amount of people consuming lolicon anywhere outside Japan is in the sub-0.01% range. There are countries where importing lolicon is genuinely risky and childlike sex dolls will outright land you in jail, nobody actually cares, because it affects a miniscule segment of the population.
The actual "pedophiles" that do have sex with minors are usually 20-30s Chads that can and do fuck teenagers and since the girls like it, they rarely get any legal consequences.

Don't act like middle schoolers aren't sexually active.

>the amount of people consuming lolicon anywhere outside Japan is in the sub-0.01% range
Not in the current year era

As far as I know in burgerland it's technically illegal just not enforced. Anyway in some western countries (specifically Canada and Australia) it's really fucking illegal.

By the way, I'm not a pedo or a lolicon but making loli illegal is one of the most retarded things you can do and it qualifies basically as thought crime. How do you judge a drawing's age objectively? Are only drawings illegal or is it all media that pornographically depicts seemingly minor individuals? What if the characters is anthro?

>As far as I know in burgerland it's technically illegal just not enforced
Well you are mistaken. It was illegal, but the supreme court struck down those laws.

For auzzies everything even remotely resembling children, including porn of small-breasted women, is banned. I would assume that if someone takes you to court, it's all guilty until proven innocent. Really good job at completely missing the point of child porn being illegal.

When I said loli, I also meant cartoon CP and not just manga-style japanese drawings. People have been arrested before for possession of both even though they weren't importing.

>including porn of small-breasted women

What? this must be a joke. Did you make a mistake? Porn with legal age women with small breasts is illegal in Australia?

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There are two parts to it, the more recent one is
>The actress must not be made to appear to be a child under the age of 18 years.
for porn made in australia, and the older one is just a vague notion that some board can individually judge specific porn videos to be pedophilic by intent and thus ban it. It's not a blanket ban as such.

Nah he's serious. I remember it being memed hard on /b/ when it happened.

That's fucking insane. What's the rate of pedophilia offences there? I wonder if it's higher because they have literally no outlet.