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Wasn't joking mate, I'm genuinely interested.

Never been there, faggot.

What makes people become knob heads?

>mummy's said in the past that she's walked in on my wanking
>only had my first wank years after that
I'll always wonder what the fuck I was actually doing that she mistook for wanking.

>tfw I just want a shy, meek, small, Asian gf who I can bully and order around

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We're still here lad wahey

you all watching eurovision tonight lads?

>tfw I just want a shy, meek, small, Asian gf who can bully and order me around

>doesnt want them to bully him
bad taste

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>doesn't want to treat them like shit and turn them into nothing but a comfy slaves

get yourself some brazilian amazonian bitch if you're into being bullied

Nah going to my brothers to watch the boxing

if by watching eurovision you mean playing apex legends on PS4, then yes i am

anyone played rome imperator?

i really wanna play paradox games but they intimidate me

>tfw civ pleb

Yes lad, love eurovision me

Looks like a fucking blob fish LMAO

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No because the hierarchy goes like this
White man > Asian girl > white girl >>>> everything else
All others are not even worth consideration

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You ever talked to an Asian girl in real life? They are the least assertive people on the fucking planet. 100% submissive.

what an asolute mong, the man is 70 years old
>south africa

its shit. start with eu4 or ck2

Alright, lads? Anyone on the beer? Was trying to stay off it but sure, life is short, more so if you drink! Haha!

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Had an assertive japanese gf. We used to fight all the time.

Submissive or otherwise the point still stands

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I've met some Chinese girls that are total bitches

hot, she peg you?

which when is easier?

He was a FINE young cannibal!

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well they're actually two very different games but i'd say CK2 because it's a lot harder to actually get a game over, CK2 is almost like a roleplaying game with strategy elements now

Still up lad have a family shin dig even though I havent slept yet
She looks like a downy

Fuck off you noncey little bastard

It's beer O'clock somewhere! Haha!

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Do people still go there? Last night?

Any daria lewds

yeah she is a bit mongy

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Imagine being you lol
It must be exhausting to be constantly and permanently angry for no reason

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Just for you my lad

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Well the another night they did

Not quite lad. She tried putting her finger in my bum once though.

just went out and bought a jar of raspberry jam and some tortillas, also got peanut butter. Should I microwave or eat cold?

a lot easier than being inside for noncing

I hated her show and her character.

Would haterape.

No imagine being YOU
A repulsive little pedophile that wanks off to pictures of underaged cartoon girls. Neck yourself, incel.

I'm only 10 episodes in butet actually enjoying it quite a bit. I must be a faggot

are you having jam and peanut butter tortillas?

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This is illegal under uk law you nonce.

I am the least nonciest person in this thread
But you are a newfag so you wont know that
>incel
nice projection sweetie

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I'd post a snide
>imagine getting angry at anime girls
But I CAN'T imagine that, it's too fucking inane to even consider.

bushwhacked

Think she is a proper qt tbqh.

>nice projection sweetie
>Doesn't defend being a pedophile

Kek

>I am the least nonciest person in this thread
Think you need specs mate.

>doesnt defend being a paedophile
Yeah thats right I dont defend paedophiles. Well done for pointing that out.
Low IQ individual!

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got myself a nice pulled pork burrito and nachos gonna be a nice bulky session

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>least noncey=//= being a pedophile
Think you need a brain mate.

Why, lad? Didn't know, due to being a fictional character and college aged at the end of the shows run. I'll know better in the future I reckon. But it's not like it's the little girl from wreck it Ralph or summin

unless someone's got other suggestions. I don't own a knife so it needs to be something you can spread with a coffee-stained teaspoon

She's like a female hipster Bojack Horseman

Watch Duckman, much better.

Post your gut and wrist.

Watch queer duck irs fabulous!

fuckin love me some pulled pork. Don't know how I went the first 19 years of my life without it.

>I'm not noncey
>aha so you're a pedo!
Stop being stupid.

You know when you're behind a car, and the way they're driving, you just fucking know they're gonna get ploughed into at any moment?

You're thick as pig shit lol

zomggggg I got devil trips
And no

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post some norf fc pngs for the discord

Drawn depictions of people under 18 in sexual positions is illegal in the UK lad. Fictional or otherwise. How do you not know this?

it probably didn't exist
pulled pork and salted caramel just came out of a void in the early 2010's

>And no
That's what I thought fatty

Feeling a bit stressed today lads; touch of the PTSD I think. Keep thinking about my time serving with the Legion in Afghanistan. You don't do a dozen stealth take downs armed only with a knife without having some bad memories, I suppose.

wtf, salted caramel is my other favourite thing. Clearly someone up high has my interests in mind.

Holy fricking based SCEA

Dunno lad never thought about it I just assumed cause the character was fictional it didn't matter

Keep projecting instead of sorting it out!!!!

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It doesn't matter, it's just a symptom of clown world.

uk law is dumb like that but honestly you're not gonna get done for it lmao. They can't even catch real nonces, nvm fucking anime porn

Post gut and wrist with timestamp. Let's see those rolls.

that's not what projection means
I'm not interested in a mindless quarrel with you, but I don't like it when people misuse language, either through ignorance or stupidity.

Ah well. Fair enough. Watch out user you're probably on thr gchq nonce list now.

Holy based slovakianon

am i allowed to take the honkpill without being racist? i like laughing at the world being dum but don't like clear racist undertones hmmm

Amazing aint it lad truly a gift from the gods
salted caramel is amazing in milkshakes and dark chocolate

They are projecting though
Why else would he be so obsessed with knowing my weight/figure

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put that shit in a white bap and im in heaven. Bet it's bad for you tho lol

if you fry the tortillas they turn out quite nice.
do 1 cold, 1 microwaved and fry 1.

have some more laddo

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>If someone wants you to prove how fat you are, that must make them fat!
Low IQ individual!

dont have the facility to fry shit im afraid lad. I've got 12 so I'll give one of each a try and maybe try some other combinations, think i've got some nutella lying around somewhere.

Some of my parents extended family have visited and I'm sitting in a wife beater drinking lager in the sitting room.

Not him but I imagine it's so that he can go "ahaha fatty/skeletal", which proves him as a newfag/idiot who doesn't understand that the point of an anonymous imageboard is to avoid that shit and let your posts stand alone.

found a load of palm oil on the beach, nice! gonna fry my chips in it

Projection is applying your own insecurities onto somebody else, in the hopes that the subject matter affects the target as much or more than it would affect themselves.
And as you've said before, anime is commonplace on Jow Forums/nel.

it would be more accurate to call it a stereotype