1 year until wizardhood

Have exact feel bro

I lost my virginity at 28 and I'm 30 now. Wasn't worth it.

Have s_x, OP

>giving up on arcane powers when you're so close
you fool

stop being a faggot op,
you don't have to pay 600 a month in child support
Remember, judges ALWAYS favor the mom
even if she is a druggie whore

Persona is for people like you and me it's a mixture between jrpg and schoollife simulator

16 months left here.

One of my ultimate goals in life is to ascend to wraithhood at level 50. I won't be shelling out ANYTHING on child support

>3 years left
>I could probably fuck some super desperate whale on Tinder right now
>It still won't change the fact that nothing in life brings me joy
I'll die someday anyway, why not end it now

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>/v/ user
>animeposter
>lvl 29 apprentice
do you really think he doesn't know what persona is?

>tfw you missed out on teenage love and its impossible to go back

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Depression is a bitch, seek help user

I don't have much hope. I work on improving myself on the slim chance a girl ends up liking me, but I don't really know any and I imagine chicks my age aren't looking for boyfriends at this point.

Great way to feel even worse when your avatar marry and you don't.

What's that?

Near nobody gives ideas so it's better than nothing

Good. Teenagers of both sexes are fucking annoying, I realized this very quickly.

Girls your age are looking for bfs, but they are likely to have as much luggage as you - children and other unresolved emotional issues from previous relationships, aging and dying parents, shitton of fetishes, lost hopes and broken dream.

I love Jill! I want to hug her and tell her everything is going to be adequate!

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Why paying child support when you can make happy family with your wife? I still dream.

3 years left for me. Its ok I have cunny and its all I need.

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>tfw you missed out on teenage love and twenties love
There's no going back from here to normalcy.

Fetishes are good.

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Even though life is merely a journey to the grave, it is not one to be undertaken without hope. We all have something user. The smell of flowers on a cool crisp day. The feeling of a cool breeze as you walk around outside. To define one's life as simply reproduction is primitive. We are all suffering but life is about finding those things you enjoy. And if you feel lonely then add me and we can play monster hunter later today.

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I was actually thinking about Neptunia.

I do t like Persona, I think it killed SMT.

I'm level 34 wiz. Years ago, anons told me to spec for necromancy if I want to sex stuff and still have powers but I can't find any sexy corpse around and killing people for that seems way out of my alignment. Supposedly, I can respec for Paladin but I think I'd rather go with Muscle Wizard instead.

This is the dream.

If you feel useless you probably are. Go do volunteer work in your community in your free time and be useful.

Yeah, and I'm just as big a mess so I don't think I'll be very appealing to them. Still live with folks, shit near-minimum wage job, poor networks. It feels very futile.

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There's nothing wrong with
>doing it for free
if you feel like it, but come on user, work doesn't need voluntary in order to be useful. Everybody needs money

why is Jill so cute bros

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>turning 30 on Monday
>tfw missing out on wizard powers because I fell to the temptations of a succubus once back when I was 19
ITS NOT FAIR

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They are not, fetishes are weird. My 29 yo sister has a fetish for fat guys and guys gaining weight. Her last bf went from skinny to 400 lbs lardsack and had moobs bigger than hers. Then they broke up and he can't lose the weight. Doubt anyanon would want to deal with that shit. Or literal shit, there are even worse sick fetishes.

i want money without working

That's right my SMTfag friend always complains about it. I'm thinking on playing strange journet, SMTIV or Devil Survivor. Which one should I play?

The point is to do something new outside of your usual routine. Volunteering is a positive thing, and helped me get through a rough period, personally. Being able to see the direct result of my work really lifted my spirits.

A 150 year old book that perfectly predicted the current generation of socially awkward outcasts without losing a single drop of intensity over all that time. About 50 pages long, nice language, very strong story and extremely relatable to wizards.
gutenberg.org/files/600/600-h/600-h.htm
You can read it for free on there, the first part is 30 pages of philosophical rant that isn't really connected to the story, so you can skip to part II where the story starts.

to be voluntary*
fucked up while formatting
who doesn't

I'll say the same thing I say to all you pathetic retards: Go to Thailand.

It'll flip your entire perception of the world upside down. You'll get to experience what it's like as a roastie, 10/10 women throwing themselves at you, in some cases straight up grabbing you in the street.

>B-But they're whores

Some are, but there's plenty of normal girls who'd love to try some white cock and/or have a white boyfriend. Go to a nightclub and you'll have them approach you. And hell, fuck the whores too. It's not like prostitution in the West and they're a lot of fun.

>B-But ladyboys

Literally the easiest thing to avoid. You'll only run into them if you want to fuck one. The real girls hate them and drive them away, since they're often thieves, which drives customers away from bars and clubs and ruins everything.

Thailand will cure your mental. Take some boys with you and give your ego a massage for a few weeks.

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Honestly I don't know, she is the only "anime girl" that I compulsively save images of

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Isn't she a dyke femcel

Play Soul Hackers

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List your positive attributes, maybe you have no history of substance abuse, don't drink, don't smoke, have at least some job, good relationship with your parents, maybe volunteer at homeless shelter?

guys, I am lv30 already,but goddamn my 24 y/o cousin confessed to me last week and told her i needed some days to think about it. She somehow find me attractive even when I am chubby (not obese, but it can be fixed by going back on diet/gym. Should I give up on my new adquired powers and try to be happy with her? I mean, she's a cutie and I don't think any girl would confess tome anytime soon
I know its taboo and the shitstorm I will start in my family, but so far she was honest with me

How about not hiding from your problems behind video games and instead developing a healthy social life that will actually make you happy, you little shit?

Sweet home Alabama

Are you sure it's not just a very mean joke?
she can turn her phone camera on you and get the last laugh.

>tfw I was a Chad teenager
>adulthood made me fatter uglier and sadder
>haven't gone on a date in years
Its almost worse to know what's on the other side.

just play smash bros with your frie-

oh, sorry

>What's that?
A book about you. About all of us.

that's the problem, social life doesn't make me happy

This and /thread

why not? cousin marriage is fine in most cultures, and it makes for great fetish roleplay

>cousin marriage illegal in Alabama
>legal in New York
Funny how urban libs invented the stereotype when the very opposite is the reality

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It's time to go full serial killer.

not worth it to be honest, it would ruin what little of a life you have. there's gorillions of people in the world, just go on a diet and to the gym like you said you could and you'll find someone. It just takes time, and more importantly, effort on your part.

This, just be confident bro

>tfw don't have white cock
Now what?

Do it but don't expect to much

28 here, I have half an excuse besides being a lazy piece of shit, namely having a bizarre and autistic fetish that's impossible in real life and that I would have extreme difficulty sharing with anyone that I couldn't trust implicitly, so that throws relationships out the window and I'm not that interested in casual sex.
Anyway this thread isn't videogames

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I wanna see her getting stuffed

Not Alabama but curiously the name of the place I live starts with A
I feel she's actually honest with me

How the hell is that even possible after spending your entire teens and most of your twenties rotting?

Quit HRT and stop venting about your life on /v/ of all places.

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Is my wife not enough for you, Tyrone?

Do it.
It's not like life is really worth caring about at that point.

I don't like smokers but she is cute.

Only applies if you aren't a manlet though.

jesus you southerners are animals

...

Not a wiz but havent seen a wet hole in 7+ years
it sucks

Imagine letting fucking trannies live rent free in your head, out of all the people on this planet

I've never done hard drugs and I don't smoke so there's that. I like to think I can write pretty well, I wrote a book, but it's not published or anything. My parents don't hate me, no, but they're drug addicts. I used to be really fat but I lost a lot of weight, still need to lose another 25ish pounds to get rid of my flab though.

I have a car, but no license.

I don't want to hurt anyone either

Dilate

It's not even a sister, quit being a stick in the mud.

What do you work as?

but this is not a tranny thread

But I have a penis and intend to keep it
Get trannies out of your fucking head man

It's just a crappy retail job.

>but they are likely to have as much luggage as you
not sure if I would say that a string of failed relationships and fatherless children are the same as not having any experience.

just bee yourself bro but only if it conforms with the view of the majority in the society you live in, and are not a manlet, or unfunny, or weird looking, or don't like sports, or don't like movies

better than being in debt cause of college loan
I've been working as a web developer for 6 years and I will probably need two more years to finally pay my debt

>Wasn't worth it.
Dunno, I would say if that was your conclusion, it was still worth it. At least now you know it's not what you expected and there's not much reason to constantly worry about it.