It is the weekend so mama has more time to spend with all the robots. How are you all...

>Dont consider your mother and father when making decisions
I know, I know, but like, I'm still living with them, and I forgot to mention the other part because I thought I was about to hit the character limit!
So like, basically, my main worry is how it'll work with my college schedule, because I'm supposed to be going to college soon for computer science maybe, so I don't know whether or not that would interfere with any schedules. Like, if it wasn't for that, I would've at least gotten a part-time job somewhere already just to have a source of income, even if I'm not the kind of guy who buys much of anything.

I'm really glad you had a wonderful day, though!

Pretty much every weekend, I used to stay up late on working days too, but now I stay up for the whole night when I have uni as well and sleep when I come home
Not really, haha, I only go to doctors when it's too late and it started to hurt

I came to this thread to request the full version of that image and nothing else.

Fire fighters are happy to have volunteers. Even if it's just a Saturday or Sunday. They can use all the help they can get and I'm sure they're flexible. After all, you are doing your best to be a good person. I would go for it. And its pretty safe and your brothers have your back on the job.

Maybe you should see a doc regular your mental health is just as important as your physical health so dont let it faulter

I cannot provide it. I do not have the full image. And I am sorry

>I am committed to one man and one man only.
So... can he give me a blowjob?

Wow. What a shit thread. Goodbye.

Thanks, mom
I don't think it's that dangerous though, a lot of anons seem to do the same even if they're not neets

Haha you are persistent. I think a nice woman would be best for you young one.

Bye. Enjoy the rest if your weekend for me

It really isnt..but your saving lives from a dangerous situation. Protecting families. Protecting lively hoods. You would make a huge difference.

What kind of situations and protecting them from what? I'm an urbanite and local hoods are pretty lively now that it's spring here

I think you got us mixed up a little bit: the user you replied to was the one talking about their mental health!
I appreciate the encouragement anyway, though! I'll go send the local fire company a message, and then figure out how to bring it up to my parents, I guess.

Forgive me if I'm prying a little bit, but I feel as if it's only fair if I ask what it is that made your Saturday so wonderful as well, mama?

I was working outside today. My arms have been burned by the sun. Only lidocaine aloe gel and cold water provide any relief. Otherwise, it hurts.

Fires can kill pets, disabled people, ruin property that isnt insured, burn other homes and property nearby. By extinguishing them/pulling out those who cant escape or are frozen in fear, you make a big difference in the eyes of the victims

Well my husband worked which was unfair and unfun. But father came home this week (trucker) and he loves to see me and his grandchildren. It was just nice to have the family together.

Aw, sorry to hear that he couldn't make it home today, mama, but at least you weren't left all alone! We're always here, though, just in case!

Luckily, it's been years since there was a fire here, I was a kid back then and happened more than 10 years ago
You say this as if I would not be frozen in fear if it happened, haha

Sunscreen. You need to be sure to cover or protect that skin. I cant have my little robots getting skin cancer!

Im watching my friend slowly fall down into a horrible pill addiction but no one cares and no one will expect me

No he made it home
.he only worked until 1 PM. Which isnt about what he works to on weekdays. He just went in to help the mechanics.

I believe you would be able to overcome it when you knew there was something or someone worth saving inside. You get that rush!

You should try and help your friend..even.if it ruins the friendship. If the addiction is that bad it will end eventually and prematurely

It would be better if a fire never happened in the first place (and it probably won't because I'm a northerner), but thank you

It always better if disasters dont happen but people would rely on you when they do. And I think seeing their relieved faces and praises will make it well worth it

>No he made it home
Oh, even better! Yeah, it must suck when your partner has to go into work when you had a whole day of cuddling planned! Or, whatever it is that adults are supposed to do.

Speaking of fire, though, I never really thought about if I'd be able to not panic or anything. I'm not one to freeze up, but I do prefer planning out a solution instead of having to rush in blind, so that might be a little hard to adjust to. Also, since I think they do EMS stuff, too, I might have to consider whether or not I could stomach some serious gore. I think I could, but I've never actually seen an injured person in person before, and I imagine it's a lot different than just seeing a troll video posted to /b/ or /gif/ or something. What do you think?

My family would not, they know I'm incompetent and they always try to shelter me because of that

That job can be hard. My dad was an emt and not too many things get you but there are a couple sights that make you truly appreciate what you have. It can be a career. Our family friend is a fire fighter and getting his emt license. He makes 65k a year which is really good for Oklahoma

You have to make your own choices. Do what makes you feel.right

Mama, I know this is a LARP and I don't deserve it anyway but please tell me I'm going to change for the better someday. I don't like myself at all.

>I'm going to change for the better someday
>someday
I'm not her, user, but what's that supposed to mean? Why are you putting your own life off for a later date? You can't procrastinate with yourself and expect things to change--at least reliably, anyway. Like, maybe a gf could randomly walk into your life, you can magically get placed in a good job from opportunities and the like, technically speaking in terms of pure probability, but are you really going to gamble your entire life like that?
What is it that you can't do today that you think can only be done "someday"?

Mommy please tell me what to cum to

You always have the power to change and one day you'll figure it all put. You will look back on yourself and laugh when you recall how silly your feelings of being lost were
You're doing great.

Whatever drives you wild. Masturbation, in reasonable doses, are healthy for a growing boy

Laziness and depression. I at least know I have issues to deal with. I just can't bring myself to change yet. It's been like this for years now. I always andt trying or try a little and relapse into my old habits.

>My dad was an emt and not too many things get you but there are a couple sights that make you truly appreciate what you have
Oh yeah, I've heard a lot of stuff like that being said, and it makes a lot of sense. I guess I can't really figure that out until my first encounter, so there's really no use in worrying about it.

Thank you so much for all the great advice you've given me so far today, mama! I hope you have a wonderful today, and tomorrow!

But what if it's you that drives me wild?

Have you gone to a therapist to try and work it out.

Thank you. Have a good nights rest!

You don't even know me. I cant drive you wild

My life is quickly losing any meaning at all. I am tired of trying. Almost a wizard and I have no skills to show for it other than I watch porn and wank every time I am not working some minimum wage job.

>You don't even know me. I cant drive you wild
That OP pic and the overall loving demeanor were probably enough.
Post lewds already. Please.

No therapy. Maybe I'll try it soon.

>You don't even know me. I cant drive you wild
>tfw user doesn't humor your mommy fantasy

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>You need to find a nice girl to put your manhood in her warmth.
This is the greatest phrase ever uttered on this website.

show me your feminine penis mom

Do you try and apply for a job with a bit more prestige. you would be amazed what the right place at the right time may get you. Do you have any hobbies to invest in? Above all you could try just getting out and doing some volunteer work, make connections, meet new people

I wont ever (purposely) post lewd. I am a married woman and that kind of action is not fitting of an woman in a commitment.

Haha. Is warmth a little too descriptive? I tried to leave it pg13

I shall not. You will simply need to use you imagination

>Is warmth a little too descriptive?
No. It's wonderful.
This whole thread is somehow the perfect blend of delightfully wholesome but still incredibly suggestive.

>Do you try and apply for a job with a bit more prestige. you would be amazed what the right place at the right time may get you. Do you have any hobbies to invest in? Above all you could try just getting out and doing some volunteer work, make connections, meet new people

This is pretty much what I tried to do to a T. I failed and failed really really hard. I am 28 and have to start at the bottom of the food chain. Another minimum wage job all over. I will accept it and let time takes its toll, but I think my time has passed. What is left for me is to give up and scrape by as a masturbation warrior. No faggy wizard.

Lol. I am glad you all enjoy it

Apply to a job every day on indeed or glass door. Even if you dont qualify if you get it, give it your all. Try that exercise for me

Yeah, on top of that, don't be afraid to apply for a job you're not 100% qualified for, either. Employers are willing to settle for less, especially if they're hard-pressed to quickly fill the spot. Honestly, it's no different from dating: people will obviously pick and choose, having their (often unrealistically) perfect partner in mind, but it's very much possible they'll run into someone else who they're interested in, even if they weren't exactly what they had in mind. It's just a little harder with jobs because it's just your resume until you make it to the interview stage.

At the end of the day though, it's not like you're going to go to fucking jail for applying for a job you're not qualified for (so long as you don't lie about it, maybe), they'll just turn you down if it really matters. Like, as an example, you've probably seen the meme of minimum wage jobs trying to get people with years of existing experience, but obviously they're extremely unlikely to actually find someone with that kind of portfolio. They're just keeping the offer out there just in case that person somehow exists without a better job, because it's just more efficient to get someone who doesn't need training. But, in all reality, chances are, they're not going to get a guy with 3 years of janitorial experience applying for an entry level janitorial job, for instance.

My husband got a aero mechanic jobs with bo experience. Then got an intermediate engineering job (he had a degree for that) but it was normally over qualified for him and he rocked it. You may find your niche in a new career

>I am a married woman and that kind of action is not fitting of an woman in a commitment.
Kill yourself trannoid

>I am a married woman and that kind of action is not fitting of an woman in a commitment.
Can I be your son who you encourage to fap to you so that he doesn't get taken away by other girls?

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>do something that makes you happy?

I don't know what that is anymore

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My goal for my son is to raise him into the kind of man that women will want, just like my husband was raised. I have no desire to train my sons into being attracted to their mama.

that is something you have to figure out. even if its sitting alone in a quiet place. you have to relieve your tension

>I have no desire to train my sons into being attracted to their mama.
But what if they just enjoy their mother encouraging them to relieve themselves to her every now and then?

i will not encourage that behavior. but i will respect little boys privacy in reliving the pent up frustration.

my barn is large
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>but i will respect little boys privacy in reliving the pent up frustration.
But what if they don't want privacy. Or what if they need help doing it, or they need advice on how to do it?

i dont have a penis, idk what advice i can give. i think i will leave that up to father.

Should I solve my mommy issues or get a mommy gf?

Also, is thinking that a relationship is a lot of hassle normal?

But what if they want your advice specifically? Or for you to check and make sure they're doing it right? Surely you'd be a good mother and check right?

Obviously you should try to fix any preexisting issues. They're often not very attractive. As for relationships being a hassle, though, it depends on what you mean by that, exactly. Like, which part hassles you? Keeping in constant contact with her, worrying about her well being, or stuff like that?

Seconding the getting a mommy gf part, though, how does one accomplish this? Would she still be attracted to someone whose life is together and not in absolute shambles, so long as she can spoil him rotten once he gets home and maybe boss him around a little bit if she wants to? I don't think I'm asking for too much, here, am I?

a good relation ship should just flow without any struggles. there may be work along the way but it should be mostly beneficial for both parties.

how would i know if it was being done correctly?

>how would i know if it was being done correctly?
Surely you've seen their dad do it at some point, and besides it wouldn't take long after all they're still new to it and just want you to check

no i havent just watched my husband wank off. ive only have had intercourse with the man.

Then surely you've wanked him off at some point, it's pretty similar just they'd be doing it to themselves, in fact if they're so lost that they're coming to you it would almost be cruel not to go help

i think most boys figure that out on their own. i dont think i have ever heard of a mother or father needing to teach their child how to masturbate

Which is exactly why it would be cruel to deny someone who's so lost! Surely you're a good mother who would help correct them

I will leave it up for the father to handle desires such as that. i have no business interfering with that

If they ask you to though then it's the exact opposite of interfering

i mean, that info would best come from the father figure, i would let him know that once dad comes home, he can explain that male time. i dont want to ruin the poor boy with bad information

What if after his father explains it he's having a hard time cumming and can only do it when he's near you, surely then you'd help?

I would seek professional help. there are sex therapists for this type of thing. or he just doesnt need to be masturbating and he can wait around for a decent woman that gets him excited

mama i want milky!!!!!! pls give milky

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my milk is all dried up at this point. but i will have another little one soon

>there are sex therapists for this type of thing
But that's just going to scar the poor boy for life, whereas simply letting him get off will keep him happy and create a bond with his mother

that would be the wrong bond to create between mother and son. dont need a sexual desire between him and I

But it's natural for him to be attracted to his mother, after all he's close to you at all times and no one knows how to care for him better

i dont think that is a natural attraction. sounds like a cross of wires

But you take care of him so well, how could it be a crossed wire that he's attracted to you? Surely it would be a crossed wire if he went to another woman

because i have never heard of a son being sexually attracted to their mother

That's because not all mothers are that good! If you're a good mother then of course your sons will be attracted to you

Im close to doing the things I want in my life, but hot dam Is the loneliness/emptiness is really getting to me

Thise difficult moments come and go. You are more lonely now because you were t thisnlonely before. So you can only progress from here. Get over this hump

I worked 10 hours today.
I live with mom and dad and my younger brother.
Dad is retired,
Mom is nearing retirement,
Brother has a dead end job and he's a felon so he is hard pressed to find any decent work.
Yet, I worked the most hours in this house hold and I make the least amount of money.
Getting tempted to an hero.
No friends, no social life.
Nothing going for me. All my efforts to improve myself fail or get me into some spot to stagnate in.
Nothing gets better.
I would like to go for a night walk but, my legs are too tired.
I should sleep but, I can't sleep.
End this suffering please.

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I played Div2 with a couple of online friends. Didn't really enjoy it because I'm always extremely paranoid that they'l find me boring and annoying and move on to other people.