>install tinder to see what type of woman is currently available
>old women
>tattooed sluts
>piercing
>favorite music is a song that is popular at the moment
>semi-naked photo
>futile people
>0 cute, reserved girls that have always been unnoticed
Where are the real women? I given up.
tinder isn't the place to find that you're looking for. Try going offline.
>0 cute, reserved girls that have always been unnoticed
here is your problem
>Where are the real women?
They started to phase themselves out after multiple waves of feminism.
No chance for me to leave the room
I'd rather be alone then.
I think that only in remote cities can you find some, but I will not waste my time going after woman
If it's a city regardless of how remote it is they will eventually get bored and fuck half of the dudes there.
They're fucking Chad exclusively.
>get Bumble, Tinder and OKC to see what men are available
>almost all are pajeets, overly muscular frat boys / niggers holding fish / making weird hand gestures who love Jesus but go to strip clubs, wanna-be Patrick Batemans posing in cheap suits, and lard asses
>finally fucking find one skinny white guy
>he's a tastelet who plays video games, never reads, loves Star Wars, and listens to anime theme music - literal s 0/y boi
>or he's some weird soundcloud rapper douche who dresses more effeminately than me
>he's a pre transition tranny using they/them pronouns
>or he's an insane rapist and nice guy lunatic rambling about being a "feminist" and hating Jordan Peterson or something
>he's a right wing nutjob who probably resents the fact I can read and drive
>is a stoner and that's all there is to him
>he's educated, funny, talented, well read and interesting...BUT he likes "polyamory", "open relationships", cuckholdry, "non monogamy", kink, posting semi nude or nude photos and other gross shit
You fuckers don't know what bad is.
I'd take insane variety of options over constant cookie cutter whores who love dogs and brunch and just want a "daddy"
>"you don't understand, eating bland oatmeal is better than eating multiple flavours of shit, oatmeal, and vomit"
Except when you get off Tinder and try a dating site more oriented towards relationships women are insanely diverse and generally way more pleasant than men. Even my friend that fits your description also plays three instruments, likes drawing and watching cartoons, and is a genuinely nice person who cares about others and animals.
But yeah, "guy that likes sam hyde and listens to neutral milk hotel while trying to neg me" is way better.
There's a difference between trying and looking at something. Despite all the shit, vomit, and oatmeal there might be some nice granola hidden at the back.
Nothing wrong with liking mde, neutral milk hotel, and negging.
Why do people on this board hate tattoos so much?
I don't get it.
Are you just too pussy to tolerate the pain that comes with getting a tattoo, or do you just buy into the whole "tattoo women are ALL trash" meme that gets perpetuated by people that can't get laid?
I think tattoos look awful. People can get them and I'm not going to stop them but I really don't want to see them.
It's NPC thing with no sense of personality, they need to mark the skin for self-affirmation, pathetic
I don't like tattoos because I just don't like the appearance, especially after they fade. Plus some are stupid and genuinely show poor judgement and impulse control. However, a friend of mine is a tattoo artist, I gave tattoos serious thought a few years ago before deciding against it, and find some sincerely beautiful.
I think Jow Forums associates them with "alt" girls - dyed hair, makeup, chokers, piercings. Basically the suicide girl look that they masturbate to but think makes poor wife material because she looks like she has opinions on things / is leftwing. Can't have that!
>he eats shit and vomit covered granola
lol
>getting defensive over mde and /mu/ meme music
Jesus, how embarassing.
>...negging
>"there's nothing wrong with a man who tries to lower your self esteem to get you to sleep with him"
Twenty bucks you'd object to leading guys on. A man insulting me to try and get me in the sack is fine, but a woman paying cheap compliments to get a guy to do her homework would probably make you start to cry because it hits too close to home
Man you're straight up retarded, learn to read.
I said at the back not underneath. Implying separation between objects.
>Have my tastes or yours are bad
I legitimately enjoy both
And both negging and leading someone on is bad. Both is trying to get what you want through nefarious means.
>desperate attempt at semantics to cover up the fact his autistic analogy was horrible and poorly worded
>have my tastes or yours are bad
I actually like MDE and NMH, I just think people who base all their interests off of what they see on Jow Forums and then try to autisticslly defend it are embarassing. Nice strawman.
>"learn to read"
>"And both negging and leading someone on is bad."
>"Nothing wrong with liking mde, neutral milk hotel, and negging."
How about you read your own posts before calling me a retard, retard? Oh, and it's "and both...are bad" not "and both...is bad". Verb conjugation, qt 3.14. and that's how you neg
>0 cute, reserved girls that have always been unnoticed
they get taken in under 1 day. that's why most don't use tinder.
I have interests outside of one comedy show and a single band.
I'll improve my grammar for next time. It is 4am so I'm not quite as clear-headed as I could be.
>and that's how you neg
"When I do it it's fine, but when guys do it it's bad."
>I have interests outside...
No, really? Wow!
>"when I do it it's fine..."
>he actually didn't understand that it was a joke
Don't flatter yourself.
>he actually didn't understand that it was a joke
There was a joke? Where?
At the back with the granola, under the vomit and shit.
My father got one, regretted it. He kept telling me from a young age, never to get a tattoo. I also associate tattoos with a lack of taste and extremely low status. I may not have much money, but I can probably do better than most women who have multiple tattoos.
Interesting place to find a joke. Find any back there that are actually funny?
There was list of all your romantic and sexual experiences. So yeah.
...what was it of?
Fucking some chick with blue hair for 2 months then getting bored and dumping her is pretty funny
Cute reserved girls don't sign up to apps that are designed to facilitate casual sex
Exactly. The fact OP is looking at apps at all already places a huge selection bias on what he's seeing. Browser based dating applications may be a bit better.
I'm sure you have heard this before from a woman but - that's it?
Yeah. Pretty much. I've never had much care for sex.
Nice lame dick joke by the way.
Sure thing, buddy. And you're welcome, it's all you're worth.
>can't think of a good retort so he resorts to bragging about fucking some disgusting braphog on Jow Forums of all places
Congrats I guess
Yeah. Okay, pal.
"I'm so cool and aloof with my try hard comments."
Thanks, bro. Low point of desperation really. Quite a big regret on my part more than anything.
I can smell the scent of a self righteous cunt who don't think her shit stinks through the screen.
>calls me a tryhard and says I'm attempting to be cool and aloof
>after randomly bringing up his sexual exploits unprompted and just repeating "yer not funni" at me when he couldn't actually defend his earlier point
lol k bye
>thinking girls poop
>When I do it it's fine, but when guys do it it's bad
are you autistic?
And you just brought this up while you were being roasted why?
>list of all your romantic and sexual experiences
>Unprompted
Clearly.
>lol k bye
Are you going to go "yikes, sweetie" too?
But I'm not being roasted.
Where do you think we are?
The music thing is a petty reason, honestly not a big deal.
>Why do people on this board hate tattoos so much?
because is like putting fucking pumper stickers on a Ferrari and that shit is unfeminine.
Gotta agree. Everyone's tastes change on the fly. Especially with music. Mine flips between whatever album I'm listening to on repeat.
>music is petty
>tfw I have refused to date guys with bad music taste
If someone likes rap we probably don't have much in common.
>doesn't get the difference between a noun and a verb
>uses the ancient 'where do you think we are' meme when he talked about having sex before
You are an idiot and you embarrassed yourself.
>You are an idiot and you embarrassed yourself
Clearly based on your ever so strong and grounded arguments and responses.
"Wow you made a grammatical error"
"Wow you used a meme"
"Wow you had sex once"
"Wow"
>you will not accept anything less than an educated, funny, talented and well read dude
>we just want someone, anyone, but we don't know what bad is
You wouldn't look for a nun in a whorehouse you absolute mong
That's silly. It's saying like if a boy Likes mint ice cream, therefore you must break up
>install tinder to see whats out there
>its all ugly white and black girls
>no qt asians
Feels bad
>what was it of?
A heart with an arrow through it
>you'll fuck literally anything
Gross. You're basically an animal or a nigger.
Well mint ice cream is repulsive, but it says nothing about a man's personality. Whether someone likes Tyler the Creator or the Welcome Wagon does.
That's cliche, but not too bad. Think your dad is overreacting.
I'm not the one bragging about fucking SJWs and getting BTFO by tranny LARPers you autistic mongoloid.
If you're looking for partners on fucking tinder (lol) you're so far off being a real man, it stops being funny. You don't deserve a real woman. Realize this and work from there. You're welcome
>pajeets
tfw
Given my other comments it wasn't bragging.
No implication of trannies or btfoing either
I don't mean to be racist but most Indian dudes are not attractive at all. Combine that with pure unadulterated cultural cringe and it's a no from me.
Some person claiming to be a woman mocks you repeatedly and all you could do was limply screech that she wasn't funny and autistically bring up sex you admit was depressing. I'm a fucking incel, what's your excuse for being this autistic?
Mocks me? When?
>Some person claiming to be a woman
You mean you?
No one but the person who's been pathetically trying to throw shit at me for the last hour would care enough to make a post like this.
>you will never introduce a foreign qt3.14 to your boys back in the village
why even live
That girl is a 4/10 at best though
>accuses me of samefag
>because the idea of people hating failed normies humblebragging about sex and retarded newfags is apparently shocking
user, you dont go to mcdonalds expecting a healthy meal. You're looking in the wrong place my dude
>send bobs and vagene actually works
>every user who thinks I'm retarded is the same person
Here's the "yikes sweetie" you mentioned wanting earlier.
>"but I want my looksmatch"
#weilreinehautreinhaut
I live with my mom and want to die! jokes on you!