>Be at dad's doctors appointment
>He was just released from hospital following stroke
>nurse looks cute and keeps making eye contact with me and smiling
>tells me I look cute and how it's nice that I came to help my dad
>just as I'm about to ask for her phone number
>Dad "heee lives with mee."
>whatthefuck,exe
>I try to save it "naw, my old man lives with me until we can get him place of his own"
>too late.
>she looks uninterested...
>but she did give me her number at the end of the appointment, but I know I've got no chance now lol
Got cock blocked by my dad
Tyler Wilson
Luke Perry
You might be able to redeem it if you have a quality job / making good money. Otherwise, it could be over. Better luck next time.
Hudson Watson
yea you're dads a fucking faggot for that one. i would've knocked him the fuck out on the spot.
Asher King
I do have an okay job, I make decent money.
Hunter Gutierrez
so was your plan to lie about your life to her and fuck at her place when you got her number?
Alexander King
If he wouldn't have had a stroke, I would've fucking clocked him as well. She was fucking cute though! God damn it old man, just because I lend you a couch doesn't mean you can say shit like that
Jackson Hernandez
I'd have done the same exact thing to my son if he was still living with me. Maybe motivate that fucker to move out so I can fap in my own kitchen like I've been waiting 20 goddamn fucking years to do.
Gabriel Wright
Actually no, I do not live with my father, he lives with me. After his stroke I had to take him in temporarily.
Alexander Thompson
did you read "had a stroke"
He is living with me temporarily until we get him home care for his place.
Juan Long
That's what I said to the girls that I took home to my parents' house before I got my own