Who /animal abuser/ here?

>pull out my dogs tongue and just hold it there
>say "here boy" then act disinterested
>walk past him casually and then shout for no reason
>say "fetch" then throw the ball out the window
>pat him gently and then start hitting him harder and harder
>grab his hind legs and walk him around like a wheel barrow
>offer him food and then eat it myself

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>say op is a good boy
>kick it in the nuts, then punch its head

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>>grab his hind legs and walk him around like a wheel barrow
this ones pretty funny desu

I love some dogs. The genuine, very well behaved that just want to please you but need a strict master are my favorite. Its like they respect your rules and discipline vs someone thats a push over.

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Why
Dogs are pretty based & loyal if you train them right.

I enjoy inflicting pain onto other living things

Based. Same here. But I just dont find torturing animals interesting anymore. Instead I try to mentally abuse people (cashiers, kids, family etc.). Its much more satisfying to see their days ruined and its even better seeing them cry.

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I hope you die eating glass shards

This isn't even animal abuse. I love dogs and I do most of this shit sometimes.

These threads are usually excellent bait, looking forward to it

Too pussy to pick on someone your own size huh? Ok. Gotcha.

I'll post my own:
>Neighbour has horrible fat cat that shits in my garden and hisses at me
>Buy a beautiful angora bunny and keep it in a big run (cage thing) in garden during summer
>Come home one day to find the horrid cat sticking it's claws into the run and bunny is huddled in corner shaking
>Cat sees me and starts to back away
>Force myself to stay composed and make those clicking noises with my tongue that cats like
>Cat, looking slightly weary, comes up to me and rubs it's head against my leg
>Bait it indoors
>Put gardening gloves on so it doesn't scratch me, pick it up and shove it in freezer
>Wait half an hour and take it out
>It's clearly terrified but muscles have cramped out, sort of spazzes around on kitchen floor
>Boot it across room and finish it off with a few rounds from my air rifle
>Wrap it in duct tape and dump it in a big bin down the road
>Missing cat signs go up a few days later

>he doesnt own a real gun
What are you,gay?

I eat dogs. It's alright.

Yeah firing a 12 gauge over under shotgun in my kitchen would have made a lot more sense

You're a faggot who'll get stabbed one day and call the stabber evil

People who are so weak and pathetic that they have to live out their anger issues at little animals should honestly just kill themselves.

Nah m8 I prefer getting shot. Its quicker and more certain imo. Anyway what makes you think I would call other evil? I am actually looking forward to dying but I want to cause as much mental pain by my death as I can.

If you had a real gun you could have just shot it outside you retard.

Why are you so mad I didn't use a real gun? I was already indoors from freezing it and if I'd taken it outside and fired my shotgun (where I live firing a gun in a garden would draw attention) I might have been caught.

Waaaah you're weak for doing things I haven't got the stomach or mental fortitude to even imagine. I bet you'd have been a conscientious objector in the war you fag

>what are witnesses
>what is sound
>what is police investigating firearm discharge

Jesus user you are a fucking brainlet. should have stuffed you into his freezer and then kill you instead of that dumbass cat.

The animal was attacking your animal you have the right to shoot it.
(You)

Why would I even want it to get to the point of defending myself in court or people knowing what I'd done? Why are you so determined to prove it wasn't a better idea to silently cap it with an air gun?

>he thinks hes edgy by abusing animals

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>Call dog over
>drop pants, bend over and spread cheeks
>"go on boy"
>Reluctantly starts sniffing
>Feel his cold, wet nose pressing against my rectum now
>BAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRP!

Never gets old.

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Sounds like you're a pussy who can only pick on smaller beings.
I cant wait until someone does it to you

I had some friends who found some stray kittens, threw them into a lake, waited for them to struggle back and would throw them back in until they got too exhausted and drowned. I also remember swimming in a river and finding a sock with a brick and a dead kitten in it. You's be surprised what a common source of entreatment animal cruelty is for people who live out in the sticks.

>cat will run towards me every time I leave my room
>stupid dumb bitch
>pick her up in my arms and pet her as she makes gay as fuck purring sounds
>laugh at her sheer retardism
>utterly destroy her in faux boxing matches
>refill her water and food bowels, ironically though only for the memes
>spin her in circles on the floor to use as a free mop
>the creature enjoys it
Going to bring this thing to the vet for a check up just because she'd hate it though, lol what a retard.

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