Oh god user its so itchy!

>Oh god user its so itchy!
>can you help me

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You don't even know how common this is in a normal relationship.
>t. former Chad

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>yes i'll scratch your ass that is itchy because of your inability to wipe

take a fucking shower idiot

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>touching other human on private area
no thanks.

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Sure, let me scratch it for you with my tongue

>>Oh god user its so itchy!
>>can you help me

Sure can.

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>I had some shitty relationship with a blown out 2.5/10 once, therefore I'm a Chad
lol. you're mentally ill

>FB_IMG
Classic

>"Fuck no and go wash your hands"

thats unironically gay af user

Omegalul in what ways is it gay

...I'd pretend to get behind her to scratch her and then I'd stick it in her vagoo.
I don't know if it's what she wanted all along, don't care if she was on birth control or not, I'd take her there and then and I'd fuck her until cumming inside her, hopefully making her pregnant.
If she made some surprised or angry remark like "wha...user we can't, you know I'm not on the pill!" or "stop fucking me you...*moan*..." it would be perfect

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smelling a girls butt is hetrosexual
its got pheromones

>"Yes, I have just the tool to properly scratch your butt."

When did I say I smelled her ass??

Porn really does create degenerates. Porn needs to be banned.

Original post was >"Fuck no and go wash your hands"
This is evidence that you don't want to touch and smell her ass.
Not wanting to touch and smell girl ass makes one gay.
You don't want to touch and smell her ass, thus you are gay.

Since when impregnating a girl is considered degenerate?

Not wanting to stick my finger in her ass when it's itching because of her poor hygiene and make my fingers smell like literal shit makes me gay. I'll be gay with my clean fingers

the impregnating isn't degenerate the entire fantasy of something like that happening is degenerate

Sure, I'll scratch it with my nose. Those panties might get in the way though, you're gonna have to take them off.

But why? Originary

because it wanting to fuck someone and not care wether they want to or not and and fucking fantasy that stems from watching too much porn and too little sex