"What...oh fuck no, why did you cum inside, user?! I told you I'm not on the fucking pill!"

who gives a shit?
is she in her fertile period?
if not, who cares lmao
how do i know you're all virgins

morning after pill

it's just a pill used for contraception with a combination of hormones in it
they take it every day so that it stays in effect to stop them getting pregnant
it's usually effective but can fail and still cause pregnancy

knowing when she's in her fertile period is difficult, and yeah you should give a shit if it's gonna end up with you having a kid

>knowing when she's in her fertile period is difficult
the fuck?
just ask her
are you both retards?

Oh I wouldn't worry I don't think my swimmers are up for it they aren't even swimming they're more like dead corpses floating along the stream

Remind myself that is stage fake porn and move on

have fun whore *dabs*

no I mean it's difficult for the woman to know her fertility time frame retard
fertility periods change almost every cycle and cycles are inconsistent, it's hard to know

This is literally my biggest fetish

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And then i woke up and am was very greatful it was all a dream

yes sherlock literally every normal man in his head fantasy is that too

here let me get that for you *slurps it up*

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>no I mean it's difficult for the woman to know her fertility time frame retard
no it's not
are you fucking retarded?
>fertility periods change almost every cycle and cycles are inconsistent, it's hard to know
yeah you are, no biggie
fucking kill yourself, you underage bastard

>incels thinks this happen irl

How do you think you were born, user?

Married couple of 4 years decided to have a kid.

Sure, "decided"

>having a healthy normal childhood
LMAOOOO LOOK AT THIS NORMIE

>then take plan b you fat fuck

Uh...does anyone know some good videos with this idea? I didn't know I had this fetish until now

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they will never stop saying what only their brain can handle , you have to get used to it, they are literally braindead and can't see how others live.

>assuming i'd even get into the situation in which i'm able to have sex

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Talking about a girls fertile period makes you sound like a virgin. Just rubber up guys, no worries.

>he thinks he's an expert in human biology
the 'fertile period" method is how my half brother was born.

Maybe you didn't know this but a 14 year old girl's "fertile period" lasts 24/7

Well what happens?

Guys, my dick is ultra sensitive and it makes me ejaculate in seconds. The 3 times that I've fugged a girl I couldn't last more than 2 mins. Worst part is that I'm unable to pull out on time, on my first time I thought I pulled out on time but then realized that my condom had disappeared inside her cunt, I came so hard it went flying inside of her. Had to get her Plan B asap, then about a week later she told me that the condom came out of her cunt. I'd probably get laid again if I wasn't so scared to get a girl preggo and embarrass myself by how fast I cum

Please give me some advice. I have a feeling that this wouldn't happen if I was a cutfag, why couldn't my dad gave in to the goys : (

Why did you even try to pull out if you had a condom?

I'm retarded and it was my first time. I was probably going to put on another condom idk

Now that I think back on it I think that condom didn't fit me

SAGE this normiethread

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Give her the plan B, I'm not a retard. As long as she isn't fat there won't be any baby

>how do i know you're all virgins
Why do women REEEE about abortions so much if this doesn't happen and cumming inside is always intentional?