/britfeel/

council or whoever went around here and killed all the japanese knot weed, it was a massacre

hehe sexy lodlids

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very creepy lad

YEAAAAAAAH
youtube.com/watch?v=GMWp4SWzspw
WOOO squishie bum gurls yer mek muh rocking willy rock

no
lad no
*holds you down as monty don pummels you*

No, never mix booze and irn bru, don't want to ruin it. I can't smell red bull without thinking about vodka and red bull and it makes me feel hungover

>Why is it a gmail lol
Yeah who the fuck uses gmail lol
haha
fucking dorks
ha

:|

that very obviously says session
I think scientology is right up your alley

Haha imagine being Br*tish
Hahahahahhahahaghahahahhahahajahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahqhhahahahahhahahahahahqggagagahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhhhahhahaahahahahhahahahahahhaha

hajahahjahajahajshshajahajah
you are a m*ng

>brother asked me to stay up late cause he needs help with some nonsense
>didn't even show up on time
hate that twat, good thing he moved out and I don't have to see him everyday

shut up you m*slim loser

Extremely low quality post alert

aww hoped wd be auper secret. Why dont u get a free session lad?

the guy whos email address that is seems to have his own wikipedia page.

dwin king bul merz sy da ;Ppppppp =ppppppp

Iow quaIity

posh cunter

Drinking a can of Magners and waiting for WWE Money In The Bank to start.
Just ate a fucking banging caesar salad.

Miss Ebin and Gordon desu

>this scares and confuses the basedboy Britcuck

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seeing my favourite hooker tomorrow lads

can't wait

Invade Inverness

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yeah because we're used to first world living. not slumming it like a slovenian peasant desu

>he isnt a Clear
Imagine not being Clear

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Miss britfeelers

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i get that. i tried rum and lilt and wasn't a fan. not had lilt since

>Miss britfeel

Who would win this year's pageant?

>Moni
>Pigeon roastie
>Cola

>yeah because we're used to first world living
So am I, because Slovenia is first world.

everyone should have a private garden and vegetable patch

>uncle has a wedding band
>filled in on guitar and backing vocals for a few months
>happiest I've ever been
>everyone is nice to us
>met some really good frens
>its a hobby for them, but it's the best thing in have ever done
>guitarist comes back
>no longer needed
>dont play with them any more
>haven't touched my guitar in months
I really miss it lads. How can I be happy again? I feel empty. This is shit

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79IQ post, literally.

You can be Clear too for a small donation of 67 GBP
Sign up for your Dianetics seminar now!

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make music for the britfeel lads

t. relies on the supermarket jew for his vegetables

I'm personally watching the most recent Pokemon flick

Miss britfeel should be given to an actual female so by default pigeon roastie wins.

If I had it my way I'd introduce a kolkhoz/sovkhoz system like in the Soviet Union.

the fact is well known lad. all heads of state recognise it
i have photographic evidence of a confidential memo

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a false white has no say in if i am a paki or not.

oh so you don't like to eat, thats cool, your loss

I don't trust any W*stern sources. I know for a fact that Slovenia is first world.
Propaganda.

>slovenia

probably a fucking m*slim, your time is coming

I guarantee that the crime rate is ridiculously high in such an area.

Slovenia confirmed third world

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>tfw my drive tomorrow

google.com/maps/dir/Banbury/Wick/@55.2509185,-2.7589422,5z/data=!4m8!4m7!1m2!1m1!1s0x4870d4d3688e13e7:0xe0ff5e2eefa0ecaa!1m2!1m1!1s0x489ac4d38831bc29:0x2004013192cf4bfd!3e0

Remove this low quality post please

Melania trump is from Slovenia, baron speaks Slovenian too

Nah, the entire city has low crime rates. Eastern Europe in general is very safe although there are some shitty looking areas.

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>laptop mic is unbelievably shit
vocaroo.com/i/s1VMmyumXiFk

sister, her boyfriend and little sister are talking about homos downstairs
think little sister is coming out as a fella
fml

>Nah, the entire city has low crime rates.
Is it lower than england?

Fucking brother got cheesy Doritos instead of cool, cunt

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and she got rescued and taken to the USA, ey

Fake news.

Orighsgssg

Anyone know how to pull guys from /britfeel/?

youtube.com/watch?v=1xs1yd9ACYo

fascinating watch lids

please remove yourtrannyself and your low quality baiting from the board

>tfw live in norf scotland
what are you doing up in wick lad? the A9 is a shit road, you will be doing 50mph the whole way if you are lucky. once you get north of inverness the roads are good, what car are you doing it in?
take lots of water, the garages here charge a fortune for it

whats your discord moni?

johnathon, what have you done?

rule 1: don't film anybody taking a piss

watched about 25 noir films this week. Also yes I have a BBQ

you are the only tranny on here that has zero orbiters. state

what did you guys do over the weekend?

I slept in, had depressive thoughts, played football manager. Got a nice save going with Southampton, giving a lot of game time to youngsters from the youth acadamy. Going to limit myself to 11 players not from the acadamy.

Also ate cake and biscuits, took my dog for a walk, sat on a bench watching people going about their business. Umm what else? hmm. Jerked of a few times and thats about it realy

No yasin please I'm not a trip !
*SNAP*
>too late :^)

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Because instead of leading on guys like Yazim and Weatherfu, I just tell them outright that I'm not interested

Slovenia has one of the lowest homicide rates in Europe and it's lower than the UK I think, not sure about this city though since it's not in Slovenia.

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>tfw i will never headshot a sex offender

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>Because instead of leading on guys like Yazim and Weatherfu, I
They have never wanted you More delusions to cope with the STATE of your existence

It's basic moni bait 101 lad, you let yourself down and the thread. Go sit in the SHAME corner.

post your feet hun

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ah, actually, i've just seen this online
so you are third world then?

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No, of course not. Even the Western sources are right sometimes.

>implying the bait isn't another way to cope

Probably the same way you'd pull any other guy. But with a little more Asperger's

dropped my phone in the toilet now it aint working. some fucker left the lid open fucking hell im furious

Just b ur sofi

*fixes a traffic light in the thread*

extremely based

The female owner of a Gloucestershire visitor attraction reported a monk from a neighbouring monastery to police for "creeping" her out.

Wildlife park owner Melanie Meigh claims the monk stood stock still and stared at her for more than half an hour as she opened up the wildlife attraction last month.

She says the monk made some of her visitors feel unsettled so she took a picture and showed it staff at Stroud police station where she accused her landlords of resorting to psychological warfare tactics

>www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/silent-monk-reported-police-creeping-2875465

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Imagine being sent to the stone age, joining a tribe, using your superior knowledge to mine bronze and iron and create armour and swords and then conquer entire nations with your alien technology. Single handedly starting the iron age

Taking an E220d up, train down to Inverness and flying back Tuesday. I went to Inverness last week and it really does feel a million miles from civilisation on the A9, you're right about 50mph although average speed checks for the entire route caps it at 69mph at the best of times

Lads, just got sexually assaulted. Not fucking with you, I need advice.
>Me, mental health nurse
>Obligated to hear out patients if they call my mobile phone
>Not obligated to go out and tend to them
>Get a frantic call from a man in his 50s, who was a patient, says he's going to kill himself
>Procedure is to call authorities
>Decide that he was blagging it for attention, I'll go out and calm him down, he's local and not too far away
>Invites me in, flat stinks of fermented piss
>Hes considerably calm, go through all the steps and get him to call the local psych ward for evaluation
>Just about to leave, he lunges up from the bed and brushes his hand over my crotch
>"common I want to see it"
>wtf
>Smack his hand away, tell him i'm leaving
>Goes in to grab my dick, back away towards the door
>He's back on the bed massaging his crotch and looking at me
>"whats the matter im only joking"
>"we can go bareback come on"
>Just fucking leave
I hate gays. I hate them. I wish nothing but death on the cunts. If I wasn't in panic mode, I would have killed him.

If I file a police report he'll get away with it because
>muh mental illness

Fuck this shitty job.

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Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high

If I had a day that I could give you
I'd give to you the day just like today
If I had a song that I could sing for you
I'd sing a song to make you feel this way

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This is how the enlightened appear to the NPC masses

poo through his letterbox

>Me, mental health nurse
Kek, stopped reading right there.

Sorry to hear that lad, but if you're gonna work with spackers then...

Ah you are the merc dealer lad? Perfect car for the job. The dual carriageway sections north of Perth aren't covered by the average speed cameras so you can go as fast as you want there. Just don't don't go fast south of Perth. You spending any time in Inverness? can recommend some nice restaurants if you are

Went for a run today. On that slow path to self-improvement.

>just painted my toenails

red really isn't my colour :(