Who /gambles/ here?

Who /gambles/ here?

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Only retards gamble. It's literally a system designed to part you from your money for no real benefit.

I've been to a casino 3 times in my life, and each time it was because a friend invited me to hang on there for an evening. Not a terrible way to spend a night, and each time I only spent $20.00

The weirdest part about going to a casino is seeing the soulless stare of the gambling addicts. Really frightening to know that some people basically exist to give their paycheck to the casino $0.25 at a time on slots or other games, hoping to strike it rich. It's just sad because it's like they don't realize that casinos are designed to make the casino money, so the more you play the less likely you are to ever come out ahead.

I don't understand comments like this. You are literally posting on Jow Forums, a gangbang of whining so intense that it was deemed too embarrassing for Jow Forums and since then it has only gotten worse. We are all retards here you retard, the fact that we spend time on this board is proof enough.

newfag fuck off. people like you are the reason r9k is the way it is now

Play cards or don't play

I was in that casino 3 days ago. I lost $400 desu.

??? I understand that user's comment more than yours you tard. Some user starts a thread, another user responds with their opinion, you reply to that user asking why they bother to respond? WTF is wrong with you? Go spam more r9k, tranny, or britfeel threads if you think that's better r9k content

I came to Jow Forums literally the week it was created, I posted in the thread that got Jow Forums deleted the first time you fuck

I first went gambling when I started dating a chinese girl. I put $30 on slots, all together I might have got like 3 winning spins for less than a dollar each time. How do you guys enjoy this? When is it fun?

It's cool if you are a chain smoking white trash senior citizen I guess

i play internet poker. turned 50 --> 400 in 80k hands. then i started playing on 20 dollar tables and the player sare much better plus cards were always fucking me over. now it is back down to 230 will probably drop back down to 10 dollar tables if i fall below 200 dollars.

just fuck man. i was so close to the 50 dollar tables i calculated if i could just win at a certain rate at the 50 dollar tables i could make like 7 dollars an hour playing 4 tables. but of course the opponents are pretyt good and ithink some of them are bots.

>slot machines
play real gambling games you gayboi

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I wish they'd outlaw casinos. I hate injuns so fucking much. We shouldn't have given them land.

last time i gambled i lost 5k usd in minutes at a blackjack table. dealer just kept getting 21 and trying to sell insurance scam. i lost like 6 hands in a row on double deck blackjack. haven't gone back since. they didnt even comp me anything to drink so fuck all casinos. ass holes its like i donated 5k to some tribe and got nothing from it.

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I respect gambling addicts more than any other kind of addict. Literally battling fate. Slots are dumb as hell tho.
Compare to:

>Drug addicts
>hurrdurr wanna feel good ALL the time

>Sex addicts
>hurrdurr need muh cummies

>vidya/porn "addicts"
>not even worth noticing

I only play poker. i only go maybe once to twice a year and throw like $500 down on poker usually only make out with $200 more so $700

Wrong, if you play video poker you can actually make solid returns.

$5k isn't enough to get comps, you need to spend tens or hundreds of thousands

>internet poker
Pretty sure they're all scams

I like playing Texas Hold'em. No limit.

Worked at a Casino, convinced me never to waste my money gambling
>literally 2 people won """"""""jackpots"""""""""" over the course of a year
>one was only $2,000 and the other was a decent $10,000
>meanwhile, the people who I saw in the casino 7 days a week were motivated by those winnder thinking they were next

I made a couple hundred dollars after using a slot machine once I literally pulled the lever and I got like 300 dollars

I make a killing from mahjong about 5-6 times a month, so it supplements my alcohol expenditures. I have great intuition, so I know what days are good and what days are bad. I also can "play" blackjack pretty well, but it's too stressful for my tastes. As for alcohol? I used to be against whisky, because it was my first drink I ever bought when I was getting into alcohol. I've kind of grown fond of tequila and vodka, but I've come full circle back to whisky again. Bourbon is some great shit.