>been lifting a few weeks >starting to look pretty swole >spend most my time grinding at the library because brains are always better than bronze.jpg >sit down one day to start studying on my Ubuntu Thinkpad™ machine >qt3.14 gril I've seen around a few times randomly shows up >sits directly across from me >see her mirin and try to sneak a picture of me >smile and wink as she's taking it >she blushes and gets a little flustered >write down a fake number and give it to her as I leave >gets super large smile on her face and says thanks
Jokes on her, I can't even afford a phone number
>Pic related, this is a better version of the girl
>at work, long day as usual >glance over, QT I see every day is staring right at me >she looks over at me >she says "I'm so horny right now" >holy shit I'm actually going to make it >she just undresses there >I go and close/lock the door so no one else catches us >start furiously jerking myself off to her body >pic related, I work at home
qt who works at the gas station in my town and wears a rosary bracelet is giving me strong signals. also the other day she had a black eye. idk bros, idk. it seems ominous, like its the first act of some tragedy.
>6'0 let me guess, 5'10? not that i care. as a 6'1 who can easily claim 6'2 because of so many manlets fudging their numbers, i thank you all unironically. now call her a nigger.
Cooper Walker
Type "address?"
Austin Long
Legitimate 6’0” despite it being memed by manlets
Jonathan Lewis
Just buy a gun
Aaron Rivera
Very nice.
Justin Roberts
>My moms husband squeezed my bicep at our Sunday family dinner and did pic related at me to my family
>be me yesterday >leaving my parent's house for another shit-tier week in university >go see them while they are smoking >talk about stuff >stretch a bit, my triceps are flexed >dad says "holy fuck, you've got some big arms !" >"t-t-thanks you too" >"I'm proud of you son." >tfw
Something like 1/4 of black women have herpes..be careful.
Owen White
build one they got guides all over the internet in minecraft haha
Dominic Wright
Don't let her nonchalance distract you from the fact that in 1998, the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell and plummeted 16 feet through an announcer's table.
Justin Taylor
thanks for the wallpaper
Brayden Foster
More like 75%
Alexander Carter
I've gotten fatter bros. I need.to beget back on track or else I'm not seeing another mire >be anywhere between 80 and 95 kg at 191 cm tall >girls mire daily, chicks from work squeeze my bicep, jail bait thots in the bus giggle and grind their butts >today, at 110kg, I don't even register on a female of the primate genus radar. >flabby as fuck >belly sticks out
Anthony Lee
>at a LARP >in full costume- tank top, leather pants, gloves, bleached hair, aviators in the back pocket >dudes in the queue are arguing if I look more like Arnold in Commando or Dolf Lungren in Rocky 4 >put on the aviators >they, in unison: "Duke Nukem" >mfw I'm dyel and 5'11"
Chase Foster
What I’m finding out is that women really like that flat stomach. You can have big arms or whatever but the flat stomach is what really turns heads
James Baker
go discord gg/uPyz5h
Cooper Smith
They're the ones likely to shoot the school
Justin Walker
Post body Genuinely curious
Benjamin Diaz
lololol hello fellow redditor! XD
Brandon Martin
They are all magilla gorilla though
Christopher Brown
I’m filled with both disgust at the thought of hitting on antique farm equipment and surprise that you found a nigger who can read.
Levi Watson
So what happened next
Henry Thompson
>lifting for a few weeks >pretty swole yeah right
Leo Adams
>Professor cuts question short >I mutter what the fuck >Girl next to me giggles and smiles at me >Autistically ignore her look and pretend not to notice
You didn’t actually fall for the the height meme isn’t real meme did you? xD
Jace Cox
Get a load of this fag
John Clark
When will they learn...
Levi Lewis
I guarantee this is gonna be posted on plebbit
Charles Howard
Enjoy your Herpes, bro.
Aiden Torres
only in america
Ryan Barnes
forgot source: 5'10" manlet but people call me tall in my country
Justin Turner
>Brains and bronze Brawn. It's brawn. Bronze is a shitty metal
Also you're a larping faggot
Julian Reyes
Tell us or Jow Forums which state, we'll sort you out.
>Live in Illinois, all kinds of licensing FOID bullshit >Literally drive to Indiana and purchase there
Angel Adams
This is also a viable option if you're a good diy kind of guy. Look for a polymer 80 kit, you'll need a Dremel rotary tool and some metal files
Elijah Cruz
Hes the only man who could handle a woman that size anyway
Nathaniel Hernandez
>Ubuntu
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
no we're both white. i wouldn't risk prison for a shitskin. it rhymes with assajewshits. nah i don't really need or want a gun, but like how does that work haha? like do you just buy the kit and thats it or do you need other shit? damn can't believe people would do that shit.
Bentley Long
Mire these digits
Colton Long
To be honest, guys that hit woman tend to be alpha as fuck or pussies, pray for the latter
Oliver Nguyen
>my moms husband Lol you pathetic cuck
Jose Watson
Happy for you user, I want that too. Had something similar yesterday, My dad is fat now but he's ex navy and used to be great at judo. I was trying to persuade him to come on a run with me and as a joke got him in a hold until he said he'd run, he managed to flip me but said he was surprised how strong I am now. Feels good
no idea I just save it thinking it was funny, I'm not American so don't know much about that. I'm fucking laughing, I've used this image so many times without knowing with people that would go mad if they knew that
Lucas Ross
>me strong signals. also the other day she had a black eye shes a mexican with a /violent savage/ boyfriend and she's signaling available pussy for a protector but she's probably insane and drives her insane boyfriend to hit her. Don't look at women. Don't think about women. Do Not Interact With Women.
