Oh so you just worked out?

You "think" you made all this progress?

TAKE DOWN THOSE UNDIES BOY YOUR A SLAVE TO ME NOW

ITS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM TIME

WHO CARES IF YOU WASTE ALL YOUR MOTIVATION AND GAINS SO LONG AS YOU COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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shut up you fucking smigol cuming looking ass

Don't you just wanna jerk your cock off all day

shit if I coomed even after seeing the furry subway exodia

COOOOOOOOM

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this meme is the only thing that keeps me on NoCoom pls keep it up

I MASTERBATED TODAY AND THIS MEME MADE ME CRY I DIDNT EVEN USE PORN AHAH WHY DID I DO IT I WAS JIST BOARD I COUDLA WENT ON A JOG OR SOME SHIT WHY I AM A COOMER I HATR BEING A COOMR FUCM FUCK FUCK

Based

Same here user

COOMER CUM BRAIN DUMB DUMB HEAD

JERKED HIS COCK AND RIPPED OFF HIS HEAD

AT LEAST HE COOMED ONE FINAL TIME
HE KILLED HIMSELF ON SCHLOMO'S DIME

COOM COOM COOM AGAIN
COOMING IS YOUR ONLY FRIEND
COOM COOM NOWS THE TRUTH
YOUR A STUPID CUMHEAD PORN ADDICT HERES THE PROOF

ALL YOU NEED IS COOOOOOM. FFFUUUUUGGGYYEYAAAA
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I am looking for participants for ny research paper Your Body on NoFap. Please post bodies so I can put them in my cringe collection

>Long nose tribesman

cumbrain detected

Ah the age old "lets blame jews in a misguided attempt to be like the guy who singlehandedly caused modern europe"
Yep. Not understanding how porn can hold any value longer than 10 minutes makes me a cumbrain. Sorry i didnt have a cumstained epiphany, its almost like porn is there when i need to nut to go to sleep and thats it

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Porn is designed to completely fuck a dude's head and life up. It makes you awkward as fuck and unable to talk to a woman and, if you finally get the chance to have sex, you get PIED and become a miserable sack of shit unable to even get it up. This leads to rejection and a hatred of women as the self-hatred gets projected to the one that you can't talk to, attract or properly fuck. Then you coom to porn and watch women degraded and shit and that fulfills that desire to see women pay for rejecting you or humiliating you but the vicious cycle continues and this leads a coomer to being unable to be around women in a normal way and so on and so forth. God bless the coomer meme and saving one young man at a time!

>seething kike gets assblasted

Sure thing schlomo

Keep yanking your crank and keeping your motivation and mindset blank

fuck off jew

The jews literally hijacked our limbic system

All seriousness Jews have to be like literal dark wizard tier villains in your mind. To me? Those fags in the tiny hats. Occasionally the hilarious sideburns. Thats literally all they are. Judge a man by his enemies. You are afraid of literal kikes and naked people having sex lol

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:3 Your schemes are failing jewboy

The holocaust never happened

but its going to :3

Please walk me through a day in the life of a nofapper
Also holocaust was greatly exaggerated. Literally the same thing we did to japs except a little worse

Imagine defending porn

Can confirm. Was completely flaccid the first time I tried to lose my virginity, was a 19 yo coomer at that point. Remember that you can always fix yourself, I now fuck my gf with zero erection issues.

you're underestimating german autism.

Imagine not realizing this has literally zero to do with porn and more with the fact you nofappers are insufferable autists mentally jerking yourselves and each other off for not doing it irl
Lol yeah probs

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>haha you nocoomers look so dumb right now!
>why don't you just coom bro
>everyone else is cooming
>coom
>coom
>coom

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SEETHING JEW

Just made this picture a few minutes ago. More fuel for the coom.

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Name one rebuttal that doesnt involve a character you retards made up. Btw coomer is literally the biggest projection ever. Youre like a homeless drunk whiteknuckling his way into week 2 of sobriety looking into a bar window and thinking that youre better than the group of coworkers enjoying a round of beers

>Just made this picture a few minutes ago. More fuel for the coom.

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Jews have higher iq on average. Jews have a culture of using said iq to make money. Best way to make money is provide something people want (why many old countries were full of jewish bartenders). Modern day porn is a great business to own. Are you seeing the connection yet or do you still think kikes created porn in a lab to destroy (YOU)?

>long nose

>haha you nocoomers don't even realize how dumb you sound
>you're projecting
>stop making fun of us coomers

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>former porn addict blaming others for his inability to look at naked women

Yes 10 minutes of porn before bed is 100% on par with what you got up to. Yes anyone who looks at porn must be a complete crazed maniac, not just a normal dude

>t. current porn addict with delusions of a moral high ground

Back to my original point, please post body, life improvements, anything positive you can attribute to nofap. Thank you for your participation in The Autism Project: Finishing the Puzzle with NoFap

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>anything positive you can attribute to nofap
well for one i don't need to justify my porn addiction to strangers on the internet

OY VEY

>hmm it appears the subject cant seem to fathom not everyone is addicted to the same vice as him. It appears in the wake of pornography user has replaced the stimulation of masturbation with artificial ego boosts in the form of generic and nonsensical insults on an anonymous forum
>but Doctor! He still hasnt posted body!
>yes, the subjects still fear the light

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>this autistic thread

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guys I met a girl and we slept together (but didn't have sex, literally just cuddled and slept together) and now I can't my dick up to any porn for 3 days. i've literally tried and nothing happens I just get disgusted. my body is commanding me to have her over again and conquer her

first sexual experience in my 22 years of life. fuckin' a

meeting a girl is the anti-coomer

Yes 10 minutes of heroine before bed is 100% on par with what you got up to. Yes anyone who injects heroine must be a complete crazed junky, not just a normal dude

Facts are facts. If you have ever quoted 1350 but refuse this, youre a hypocrite

^^^This^^^

It is so simple. Real female interaction and experiences shows just how shitty porn is as a substitute.

i'll post my body if you can go one week without cooming or watching any porn

Mark it zero
Adult virgin is a loser
>shocked
The fact you think porn is equivalent to heroin is laughable. Ironically heroin would make porn impossible to enjoy

>if you impose upon yourself a challenge that will do nothing but make you really horny Ill post my body
How are you not gay yet? Just admit it

Also the equivalent would be smoking weed is the same as banging your veins with needles. No such thing as 10 min heroin sessions lol

personally i dont see anything wrong with a little coom here and there

>Jews have a higher likelihood of having schizophrenia on average.
fixed it for you

masturbation is of the devil

So if a group of physically weak schizos can control your life and destroy your race, whats that say about you?
What if you watch nun porn?

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>So if a group of physically weak schizos can control your life and destroy your race, whats that say about you?
Nice assumptions, but you will be destroyed in the end. Not that you are not destroyed already. I have never known a stable minded jew, your minds shift like sand. I am secure as well as my line, but you will die and rot in hell forever you stupid kike.

>What if you watch nun porn?
Listen jew you should have no problem identifying what is Satanic and what isn’t. Just ask yourself, do jews promote this?

Jew

Still painting me as a jew. . . Im not though so your whole rant is invalid. Its like me slapping the back of your head and you think someone else did it kek. What a dumb bitch

>mfw can easily practice restraint and not rub one out for weeks but life degenerates into an unrepentant fapfest when sick

I currently have a nasty cold rn and I’ve faps twice so far today, I hadn’t fapped for nearly three weeks before I got a cold and didn’t really feel the urge, not like O feel it right now. Why is this Jow Forums?

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Based coom poet

nice try kike.

I have not coomed in several days and think I am getting a rash on my dick

so this is what coom does to a man

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how do I stop gay thoughts when I nofap?

Kikes go apeshit over nofapping and thr coom meme.


Normally jew shills try to be stealthy with their shilling but nofap and coom memes really makes them go nuts

Pretty fun to watch em squirm

Not only has no one manned up and met my request, you keep calling me a jew bc I can handle porn responsibly and sparingly. Kind of comes full circle
>deflect post body request
>project rabbi strawman on anyone who thinks were stupid
Yeah, i think ill keep watching my 10 minutes of porn before bed. Clearly what you people do isnt working too good
>pic is you all for years leading to your epiphany

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>call him a jew, and watch how he recoils

But call him a jew
..

>One can call him a greedy rat, a liar...

Why do people think its a bad thing for someone to just flat out lie and call you things that arent true?
>brett kavanaugh is getting angry we call him a rapist? Just prove hes a rapist!
You have liberal tier logic

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Explain how me saying I want to see your physical fitness progress on nofap makes me a lying rat. It will be great research for my new book Weaponized Autism: How the Only Board I Like Was Taken Over by Weirdo Puritans

STOP RIGHT THERE COOMER SCUM
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ignore the kike and post more coomer

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>WRONG, did you recall how we called Kavanaugh a rapist? yeah... same thing bigot

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You people are beyond saving lol. The replies are no longer funny so Ill find another autistic thread to burn. Just so you know, your behavior really explains alot

Its not meant to be funny 24/7,this fucking meme scares people to jerk off,which is good?

So why the fuck is it completely free?

>free

Lmao

kys you american brainfart

Statement retracted. It doesnt though. Its for loser wastes of life to finally have a reason to feel better than someone else
>yeah I may have spent an average of 5 hours a day jerking off but you rub your dick for 5 minutes every few days? Pshhhhh, addicts are sad
You are all ironically jerking yourselves off about no longer doing it
What are advertisements, subscriptions, dvd sales, magazines, pay per view, rental, etc?
>I guess the brain is stored in the nose because that was a pretty retarded post, even for a nazi larper who worships an enemy of his country

How much protein do you lose per wank sesh?

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itt jews larping as nazis to discredit nofap

I can see through your smokescreens

>The replies are no longer funny

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You only see the smokescreen bitch

seething schlomo

I made the research joke because it really is like watching a nature documentary. Youre like gross animals whos rivals are jews and Im the NatGeo cameraman but youre too stupid to realize im just sitting and observing while you attack my camera for being a kike hypno porn ray. Someone really should write an essay on a study of Jow Forums. Lot of mental illness here

>I‘m the natgeo cameraman

LMAO get a load of this faggot