/fph/ - statues aren’t people either edition

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Why eat oats when you could have this healthy breakfast.

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Holy shit. I had to have open Cholecystectomy surgery and i was gutted like pig. Scar is 60cm long and i still was let go from hospital after one night. I almost got out next day (surgery was at night, spent one day and one night after that). And somehow this fat fuck is several months in hospital??

I will never understand the appeal of this sugary shit.

And for breakfast. I understand if you once a year had something like that. But for breakfast, I bet you will feel like giant turd after that.

Natural selection

I always thought pidgin was kinda cool. When you read it it almost looks like gibberish until you just phonetically read it out loud. Being a Dutch speaker Afrikaans is also a blast to read.

In a way it's not like he can just stop being attracted to it, but goddamn it should just be made illegal (It's straight up abuse) and the feeders should be forced into therapy or some shit.

>In a way it's not like he can just stop being attracted to it
you can sorta, but it involves weening off of porn, while also figuring out what underlying issue causes you to be attracted to fatties, while also reducing stress.

>coffee
That doesn’t deserve to be called coffee anymore

It's pretty much a milkshake at this point.

Going out to KBBQ with the boys tonight. Hoping not to eat much (kimchi) is the best. Will report later how it goes. Also, best meal plan for breakfast/ lunch/dinner for weight loss? i.e. meal plan ideas?

no one cares faggot

eat less fatty.

So this is the power of America.

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Wrong thread, you're looking for /fat/ if you want to improve yourself
This thread is about the "never improve" crowd

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For the record, which size is the smaller panty? Just to properly understand the scale here.

>people

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sauce pls

Secret.Eaters.S03E02.HDTV.mkv

God tier dirty bulk breakfast

youtu.be/wwH3rA8Evow?t=290

Ignore thee fact he's a faggy youtuber sexpat that still manages to seem like a virgin and listen to how Nips deal with fatties, truly based

Really does juxtapose the HAES stuff in the west

>coffee
That’s an affogato milkshake pardner

Skip to 4:50 if you embed to do yourself a favour

Glorious Nihon

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I didn't even realize the red panties were lying on another, larger pair, until I closed the thumbnail. I honestly just thought they were on top of a bed sheet.

Shit, wrong thread. Sorry lads

Look up 'Voed Mij aka Feed me' on youtube. be warned cartoon nudity/sex nsfw but it's about a feeder

I wonder if fat females ever feel humiliated when they are putting on those bead sheets of undies.

>had an appendicitis
>surgery in and out 20 mins and went home that night
>told doc that I was really surprised it was so fast
>says it's because I'm fit and hilariously simple to operate on fit people
>never realized that fat people have inches of fat to cut through the skin
>on some obese or worse patients he can be the length of their entire forearm reaching inside to operate in them

Have you seen those meat hook photos from fat person surgery? Few off them are floating around time to time here.

Im posting this in a church parking lot while delaying going into work. And the pastor walked out to see what i was doing. I had the fat bitch in OP open full screen.
You can guess what happened from there.
Always remember OP is a fag

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Episode's on jootoob: youtu.be/G1ipjtwepl0?t=926
I wonder where he's got his impression of a healthy breakfast. God forbid he clog his arteries with a satiating english breakfast.

Clip should start on 15:28, something fucked it.

Why hasent there been backlash against cereal yet? Lot of people know they aren't healthy, they are just sugar and useless carbs. But still people are ok whit them.

In public healthcare they'll consider it better to have some grain products even if it's just cereal than to not have any. Besides, frequently skipping breakfast will make you gain weight, so anything's better than nothing. What they'd consider optimal for breakfast would be cereal/müsli/porridge with less sugar and more fiber. Just don't put salt or butter on your porridge, you'll get a heart attack.

>grain products
>healthy

They’re addicted to it.

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r/immobile

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Took me a moment to realize, jesus christ

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does black coffee count as breakfast? i usually eat the first solid food in the afternoon and as long as i did not exceeded my TDEE i've been losing weight recently.

Mine burst and I developed three abscesses. First thing my doc said after I woke up was "I'm surprised you made it." I was rowing at the time so very in shape but if I barely made it when fit i thing I'd surely be dead had I been fat.

nursing student here

you only have to stay long if you're old, fat, or diabetic. because they dont recover at all

i kind of feel bad for the guy, cause he's trying but ignorent

Black coffee has negligible calories so it's not considered to break a fast. You're fine buddy.

I wanna smack that thing around and cut off peel off some of those growths with my fingernails.

but please don't eat them, user

Respect for them doctors. They get paid a lot, but they've still gotta deal with the gore and smell.

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respect the people that have to transfer that tub o lard user. docs don't do that shit

>Oats
>Unhealthy

As a fat guy reading this thread is hilarious. You care more about other peoples weight than they do

No shit. And thats the proplem.

Yes your problem

>a fat guy finding people concerned over obesity hilarious
no wonder you're fat

>You care more about other peoples weight than they do
Oh the irony.

Its one part laughter 2 parts horror. Why would anyone live inside the kinda prision that is your own body?

that ooze... :(

I'm fat because I like food and found a girlfriend that doesn't care about my weight.

Yes and FPH is what made me change course. Nothing keeps me off from candy shelfs then good old FPH.

i wonder who they will vote for in 2020

Good on yo user. I don't even laugh at fat people anymore, shits just so horrifying.

>I'm fat because I like food
Nigger everybody likes food. You just have no self control.

IT'S A BOOMER

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Why should I have self control when eating? Just to appeal to other people and live a few years longer. I bet you some people itt drink or smoke or eat meat, it's the same.

Post body.
Yeah, 90% of time its just sad, but 10% time its funny.

>or eat meat, it's the same.
World class troll. Is this fellow same guy who keep posting that same pasta to every fph threat?

Not gonna get up and take a pic rn. that would mean I would burn some calories and submit to you

Lmao at this pathetic line of thinking. One day even a slob like yourself may have children, and then as they grow up you will inevitably find yourself one of their school or team sports functions. You will look around and see others like yourself, sad and fat. You will also see many Jow Forums dads with healthy children, dads that are able to match their sons’ energy levels, dads whose kids admire and adore them. You’ll realize that you wasted the best years of your life and theirs by not being able to play with them. Your fat, sad existence will pass you by until you become such a burden that they leave you behind to waste away until you die alone. So keep it up user, after all, your girlfriend loves you just the way you are (for now) so why bother changing?

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>Holy shit. I had to have open Cholecystectomy surgery and i was gutted like pig. Scar is 60cm long and i still was let go from hospital after one night. I almost got out next day (surgery was at night, spent one day and one night after that). And somehow this fat fuck is several months in hospital??
>imagine actually falling for the surgery meem when you could just fast with salt water

>baphomet statue
What happened to fit satanists? At least I could consider that guys as my enemies and worthy of a conversion, but these fat fucks, I'll leave them to satan

We don't want kids

good, don't reproduce

that's where you are wrong, faggot.

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Cereals aren't good, but thats clearly not the problem here. The guy added 1500 calories of cream into his bowl. It's absurd. If it had been just a bowl of cereal with the skim milk and banana slices, it would be a reasonable 500-600 calorie start to the day,

I'm sure you don't want to be physically able either. Moving around is so overrated when compared to eating to an early grave.

That is why, when you are dead, no one will remember your name

None of us will be remembered for more than three or four generations.

I know you are just trolling but people actually think like this and it takes a health scare at 40 before they even take the first step to being healthy and that’s sad

Then they just plame everyone else.
This. Also remeber bleach enmas.

>having to move because you're too fat to reach your place
Mankind is unloveable.

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>r/immobile

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Yeah, we do.

Based

Also how can depression cause weight gain, is he fucking retarded? I lost like 20 kilos and almost died of starvation when i was depressed

Fatfags should just get depression

Whenever they say depression, most people actually mean "I was a little sad"

It depends, some people just drowns their sorrows in alcohol, others in sugary/fatty treats.

>working at Walmart photo lab
>Fat lard and her spawn come in for passport photos
>They barely fit into the stool
>Take their photos, upload on printer
>Everything prints out ok, show lardass her photo
>OH MY GAWWWDDDD I LOOK SO UGGLLLYYY IN THIS ONE
>Proceeds to make me retake the photos five times
>After she's done I pick up the stool only to find it is soaked in ass sweat
>Mfw

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I had a viet coffee this weekend and I felt like a fat ass with how much sugar and milk they put into that dark death drip

She's drinking a chocolate milkshake with a shot of espresso

ok jew

Satanism was gay all along. It's the philosophy of the coomer, the only thing that matters is the next coom.