This is /v/

>n=10

i got a handjob and blowjob, and i licked it. But i have not had sex yet. lol

Stfu virgin

blowjobs feels better than sex anyway i imagine, im not missing out on much

One time the school bully pushed a girl at me when I was studying. When she scrambled, shrieking, to get up she out her hand on my penis and I came instantly.

I count this as sex.

Lol no
Sex is way better

>I was expecting better from fit of all the boards here
Why?
Nobody on fit lifts

>tfw part of the 50%

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Jow Forums is a Christian board

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>55% virgins
I'm disappointed in you guys

Why is Jow Forums off all boards so pathetic?

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god i fucking miss her even tho she's fucking nuts

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Me too bud. She wouldn't waste 5 seconds to kick me I the nuts now and i thought she was the one

Same, who knows how many of us jokingly voted virgin just to validate the losers who haven't Had Sex kek

same, it's gonna be alright(I hope)

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I had the same shit. I loved her even though she was a bitch. Give it more time, man. You're just addicted to her. In a year you'll tell yourself what a dumbass you've been

>a year
>its only been about 4 weeks
You are right though, been through similar shit before. Feel like I'm getting too old now and will never have a normal relationship, which is why it seems rougher this time around.

>she wanted to meet up over the weekend
>figured it was just going to be a formality to tie up all loose ends
>went well enough instead to get me hoping again
Honestly man, complete apathy from her would have made it much easier. We'll get through this tho

So do I, bro

How old are you? If you're below 30 then you're fine. The only people who settle in their 20s either got lucky as fuck, or they're just settling. Your 20s should be volatile and full of radical changes, settling in your 20s means both you and your partner are boring people who will probably get divorced in their 30s.

This.
The great majority of this board are self admitedly DYEL twigs that love giving lifting advice

Turning 30 soon as a matter of fact.
Sometimes I do wonder if the people who settled down early are just putting up a facade of everything being great. Been through enough short "relationships" that turn to shit so fast I cant understand how anyone can make this work.
I still envy them on some days though.

I have a couple friends who are 3+ years into their relationships. I think it's just a matter of patience and maybe some self respect (or lack thereof). They're both open about the many qualities they dislike about their partner, and when I ask why they're staying in the relationship, they just shrug and say "I don't know, I just care about her too much".

Some people are just vulnerable to the feeling that you won't recapture the stability of a long term relationship once you've had it once so they hold onto what they have with a death grip. I know I've been there.

Your friends probably envy you back. The grass is always greener. I wouldn't give up hope, men in their 30s do fine unlike women.

Ahahahaha all that lifting didn't help

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dilate

This is blowing my mind are 50% of the people on Jow Forums actually virgins?

Is this like the quote "When smart people have fun pretending to be idiots, as more people show up you won't be able to tell the idiot from the smart person"

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Nope.

thanks bro i was scared I'd be in the 20% of virgins

What the fuck is wrong with people today? Why do society think acting like an animal is cool? What happened to the christian virtues?

we're all on Jow Forums what did you expect?

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It really is a strange feeling to be missing one aspect of your life that everyone else seems to have achieved easily. I have done everything in life that I have wished for but I still remain a lonely khv.

>Better than half of the board in something even though my dl sucks
Nice

>Its been a year user. Sober i know she was a mistake. Drunk me however really misses her

Lol 50% of you are virgins? Come on, stop playing me bro.

I've known women that will drag you behind the boat like this. I don't know why they do it but apparently they get off on this "dangle the carrot" shit. Oneitis is tough to get over but you have to cut people like this out of your life. It's even harder if they have sex with you so be glad that that's not the case.

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Does escort count? I fucked this 19year old girl yesterday.

Pic related

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>behaving like an animal is cool brah

Yep but I have an ugly(5/10)friend that has had sex with multiple women so its unironically the personality

no

Honestly think if you guys had just one friend who could hook you up with a girl and you weren't so fucking picky, 80% of Jow Forums browsers would be laid.

>There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out

Every day I confirm this is true, I cant even bear to imagine the regret on the impious faces

I'm obese and only moderately good looking. Wasn't popular AT ALL in high school and still got laid.

Keep in mind half the board is probably underage ban.

Sex is honestly over-rated. It's nice, but it's way more fleeting than people will lead you to believe and can lead to a bunch of unnecessary bullshit in your social life. Don't write off life goals that you've accomplished over a lack of sex my friend. Having your shit together and being passionate about your interests is more attractive to the opposite sex than you think.

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Thanks friend. I think I care more about the female companionship more than anything else though. It would be nice to come home to somebody or to not sleep alone.

I got cucked twice and girls ignore me so basically Im not trying anymore and Im only 21, I suposse I Will try again one day

This, you can't be waiting for some 10/10 aryan christian princess while bitching about still being a virgin at 22. Either accept your celibacy while trying your hand at the Chad olympics for your dream girl or just bang a 6 to lose your V-card. But NO ONE every got laid while whining about being a virgin, and if he did he gave her a Franklin while doing it.

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>about the same as /v/
I thought that because this was a board dedicated to making our bodies aesthetic and strong, that the results would be different.
But this is Jow Forums

Trust me dude, many guys having sex on a regular basis are looking for this as well. Having a girl come over to bang and wanting her to STAY after banging are two different things. Finding a quality lady is hard for every guy out there. Don't let dudes banging bar sluts or people getting married at 23 discourage you or give you the wrong impression.

Why would you want a girl after banging?

Thanks buddy. Having female companionship is a concept that is hard to grasp for me. I've never had a real female friend before. Of course, girls are nice to me but I've never hanged out with them or anything.

This is Jow Forums

really gets the noggin joggin

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proof Jow Forums is for redditors and normies

How would you know

Holy shit, it's almost the same. It's true, lifting doesn't fix shit. It's just cope for incels.

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Jow Forums wouldn't tell the truth because it would just be used as more ammo against them.

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elpaso was a liberal bro

>the hooker dodged my kiss... again

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You're right. Women don't care about muscle.

what percentage of Jow Forums even lifts weights?

Jow Forums is also probably the most underage