Jow Forums humor

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Living the dream. Stole his girl, stole his gains

What the fuck hahaha

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That's why you're supposed to take her face in your hands. Jesus, people.

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I hadn't seen this one before. Lost

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Unironically asking here.
Does dating the qt cashier ever work? There's this hyperactive tomboy petite cashier that mired me a few times. It was months ago tho and, being the sperg I am, I acted the fool. She wasn't really pretty but was very happy go lucky.

Anyway the ship sailed, but in case something like that happens again, do I make a move? How the fuck do you ask her number when there's like a people queue behind you?

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Happy go lucky tomboy, you take that girl and love her forever. And, be a dick for once in your life and take ten extra seconds of line time to ask, "Hey, I think there is something wrong with my receipt, I think it's missing your number...".

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Someone post that basketball comic

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>"Hey, I think there is something wrong with my receipt, I think it's missing your number...".

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You're right, just whip your dick out and slam it on the scale.

When will they learn

>Mob Psycho Season1

Is that actually worth watching?

I would wheel her around and lick her pussy so hard her legs would start twitching.

I have a fetish for disabled girls

There is only one better way:
>you have to cuck Chad himself
I only know one guy who pulled that off.

Depends.
I liked season 1, because it wasn't your typical shonen anime.
I didn't really like season 2 because it's your typical shonen anime.

Thing is, the majority likes season 2 and not 1, don't ask me why.
Also there are only 25 episodes so you can watch it in 1-2 sittings

OK, good for you.

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With the right amount of confidence, it could work.
Worst case scenario, you'll just have to drive 20 minutes to the next grocery store.

Half repping

Is there a way paralized people could work out their legs?
They look so thin and sickly, I'd hate them if they were mine.

Ah, I see you too are a Katawa Shoujo connoisseur

Someones sensitive. Id love to fuck that bitch uhhhhhh

>cant move their legs
>wants them to train their legs

???

do you want them to stick them into Space Marine armor or what

No, not really.

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She has some muscle tone in her legs, probbaly not 100% paralyzed

>do you want them to stick them into Space Marine armor or what
I don't know, would that stimulate the muscle in any way? I'm not asking if they can get ripped, but if they can look like they have normal legs.

She seems to be able to move them somewhat so she might be recovering from something like an accident or whatever

It's only abs and a little bit of hip flexors. No leg involvement.

Slight muscle tonus and resistance

Hard to tell 100% from a shitty webm though

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She doesn't look like she has much leg muscles in the first place though. How quickly would you lose mass after getting paralyzed and just partially paralyzed?

Or, we can look her up, her name is in the filename.

Very very quickly

If no nerve impulses much quicker than just laying in bed, even tho if you lay around you also lose muscle extremely quickly

She's married with two kids now.

instagram.com/chaadaeva_maria/

Yeah, I'm looking through her instagram, that's actually a former olympian (skiing).
Scary stuff, but she looks happy. Still wouldn't want that to happen to me.

>chaadaeva

She literally married Chad

Back to humor, this is getting depressing.

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as a young Christian, can relate so much (custody of the eyes)

No

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Why would you not just go back and explain?

>Yo, my cousin, he got this thing for retarded bitches."

>MFW she can't run away.

>implying you wouldn't

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>Fake weights

Fucking cunt bitch.

Oh I would, I've just always liked that line from K.I.D.S.

It only says 300. Could be grams, for all we know.

I miss Jow Forums so much. Did everyone get a gf?

season 2 had some great character development though while 1 mostly just introduced them

I unironically do this at the gym but without the crying ofc. I just keep a mask of disdain and disgust on my face and keep myself from facing women (or if I have to face them due to where they / I am I face away from them extremely clearly with my eyes)

Shes only got half a body

They'll be back.

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>"squats first?"
>"you know me too well miss"
Gets me every time

Kek

Lmao you pathetic natties never fail to make me laugh with your "fit humor" threads

Face it, most manlets will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad lanklets ever will be. You are on the wrong side of the gym, get over it twiggers

Good one, keep the jokes rolling.

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Anyone got a screencap of that thread where someone dies in the gym on a bench

What

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There was a thread where some user said someone died while using a bench at their gym, and he felt guilty that he just started using the bench as soon as the body was taken away

How did it die?

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>Everything ok? *I take a swig of milk*

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Do you have legit Asperger's?

does anyone have the screencap of the guy who did a "body-weight" squat on his first trip to the gym and ended up in hospital?

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What was the point of this post?

Sounds like a Rich Piana joke. It hasn't even been so long, and he's already forgotten.

Rich piana joke, multiple memes in one greentext

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Good.
And good riddance.

Someone post the roleplay where the guy kidnaps the fat chick and throws her in the back of his van

>the filename

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That got me good