ETERNAL REMINDER

There is no scientific evidence that COOMING is bad for you. This is all just a Jow Forums conspiracy theory that somehow made it into a forced meme that Jow Forums is now spreading.

I'm an actual professional. Here are all the myths about cooming:

>it makes you lose hair
That makes absolutely no sense. Your shitty genes make you lose hair, not cooming. As a matter of fact, any dehydro-T that comes from cooming comes in such feeble concentration that you can simply ignore it compared to all the dehydro-testosterone that your body naturally produces.

Stop thinking you're in control of your shitty genes just because you didn't grab your dick yesterday.

>it makes you dumb and crazy
It doesn't. The coomer meme happened because dumb and crazy people can't think of anything besides sex, not because masturbation did that to them.

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That cope doe

But it makes you lazy you can't deny that. Lazy and no desire to do things. Not cooming makes you active af. You cant deny this shit

>Imagine being auch a pathetic degenerate loser that you have to validate your dopamine addiction by making posts encouraging people to masterbate on Jow Forums.

>Keep watching porn and masturbating, goy. Don't talk to women, be driven, and raise healthy families. Just sit around fapping all day.

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Dilate

The coomer meme is aimed at guys who jack off 10 times a day and it disturbs their life. Moderation is the key here.

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Just another mulatta larping as an amerindian.

>There is no scientific evidence that COOMING is bad for you.
This is EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR. THANKS RABBI! Oh Boy, time to shame myself and watch other people make sex!

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Kind of odd how angry people get that some folks aren't jerking off

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yeah ok cumbrain

fuck off shekelstein

the fact that c*mbrains get so mad about the coomer memes demonstrates how fucking pathetic living as a coomer is

What the fuck is cooming

Shoo Shoo Joo Joo

This is your brain on porn

science is gay I follow esoteric teachings

Cooming is allowing the Illuminati to steal your semen.

I never seen the claim it makes you lose hair, and it absolutely makes you crazy.

AAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA OH BOYYY NOT AGAIN AOOOOOO AAAAAAAAA COMIIIIIIING

Turning on porn really has gotten zog in a tizzy!

what if i told you you can do whatever the fuck you want
I'm a level 120 coomer and surprisingly im fucking ok with other people doing nofap. If nothing else it makes you actively seek a partner and builds discipline
fuck off with these threads you retard

>daily reminder: cooming an nofap are both plebbit pushed agenda

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Moderation is key is the gayest phrase in the English language, has anyone ever disagreed

I don't do it because it makes me want to sit on my ass and watch movies/play vidya and sleep the whole day. If I was disciplined enough to do it only after I've done everything I had to for the day, it would be fine, but I get the urge to do it whenever I'm bored or frustrated so I stay away.

why is it so important to you that random autists on the internet touch their dicks?

pic must be about you

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oh whoops, jinx :^)

>1 day ago
are you retarded?
pic shows it started here, a discord started spamming it, reddit found out and started doing it

it's like when you are put your hat on sideways to look silly for your younger cousin
when you pick him up from school 1 month later, all the kids in his grad have their hats sideways because "it's cool"

has it ever been wrong

For me, what gave me the last push into believing in anticoom and quitting porn was seeing posts like this one.
The burning, frantic hatred that some people have for the simple theory “You know, maybe your brain can get addicted to dopamine?” is unnerving, there’s something inhuman in the way they don’t simply disagree with it, they call for the opposite and try to convince anyone attempting to quit that not only they can’t, but that they MUST masturbate right now, they mustn’t entertain the thought it might be bad, they mustn’t they can’t don’t speak stop saying it.

It’s the same exact behavior you’d see in a stereotypical movie junkie, not even real life crackheads act like this.
And yet, try suggesting that you’re going to abstain for a while, and you’ll be swarmed by a writhing mass of heads, all connected to the same hydra that feels like acid is being poured on it every time its pornographic sustenance is threatened.

Nothing else produces such a scathing response.
This is what finally scared me into quitting.
I had to, before porn could own so much of my mind that the mere thought of someone abstaining from it could send me into a raging fit, making me need to “infect” them like some kind of zombie.

i understand that your brainlet brain cant comprehend that this screen was taken a while ago

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Think about what you're sitting here defending, dude. Pathetic.

You need to be specific about science when referencing it as an argument. Which branch of science, lack of studies done or studies that show evidence of no negative consequences, who sponsored the studies, etc.

just don't watch porn of a man fucking a woman, that's just online cucking

cooming is actually good, I have taken the coompill

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>makes a thread to give yourself an excuse to touch your penis
yeah, coom brains screaming in an echo chamber. Don't watch porn

>I made this discord 10 days ago for the coomer meme
quit pretending to be retarded. coomer meme happens > dude makes discord > dude posts it to reddit

exactly as I said
>1 day ago
in the screenshot shows that the reddit is the youngest part of that chain

whoops, I am a brainlet afterall. replied to my post instead of

Nice ass

ALL I KNOW IS THE FOLLOWING

Me jerking to porn and hentai: dick having issues

Me not jerking to porn and hentai: dick going strong

>w-wait jacking off 4 times a day is bad? LOL U MUST BE LE PLEBBIT HAHAHAHA

I'm outta the loop, why do jews care if you beat your meat?

dont nofap because le jews, nofap to feel better

if porn is some jewish conspiracy then they are cucking themselves too
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Does anyone else fap like a maniac when they’re sick? I went from 3 weeks of abstaining from fapping but the second I get a fever my life turns into an unrepentant fapfest. I don’t know where all this energy to fap comes from, let alone while I’m sick

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Yes you can. Cooming doesn't make you lazy, laziness makes you procrastinate which can lead to you watching more porn.

i'm straight up move to saudi arabia for no nut november

There is literally measurable hypofrontility from porn addiction due to it fucking up your dopamine system. Did the Jow Forums boogieman compromise the doctors equipment used in these studies?

Excessive pork pulling leads to a zinc deficiency and can cause a loss of hair

Death by Snu Snu

Because bad thing = caused by jews

>I'm an actual professional

How to into pro COOMER mode?

Because most people are constitutionally incapable of honestly evaluating themselves or abstaining from instant gratification.

Also, it hurts ((their)) profits.

Will you autists stop obsessing over what other men do with their cocks

Way to be a lying piece of shit.
The v a s t majority of pornography companies are owned by Jews.
And they use it to push cultural degeneracy.

>thinking NoFap doesn't work
Ahahahahahaha enjoy your physical and mental debility you mong

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Why do you care if guys stop touching their pee pees to pornography?

Wrong. Everyone knows you feel sleepy after an orgasm.

>No one has ever had an invention or tactic end up being used against them.

The proper quote is "All good things in moderation"
And while there are almost always exceptions to a rule, this rule is correct in nearly all circumstances.

Hell yea, op. Native bitches inc.

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I might have one more after this if I can find it. Phone posting because I’m taking a shit

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Do you not understand what positive spin is?
"Look goy, we consume it too!"

>'I used to work as a waitress, but I felt like a whore. Now that I work in the sex industry, I can allow myself to live.'
Think about that logically.

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Crankin the hog once in a while is healthy, fun, AND boosts speed quality


Over do it and you run dry, both physically and mentally

>fapping doesn't cause these random things nobody is claiming therefore I really want you all to fap. Please do it, for me?
Pretty gay

Masturbation may not be bad for you but porn is.

There's a straight-up vagina in this one