This thread is for all the sniffy-less robots out there. They've never stuck their noses in a vagina and taken a long...

This thread is for all the sniffy-less robots out there. They've never stuck their noses in a vagina and taken a long, deep whiff. That day'll come, robots. Keep the faith.

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does she work? my price range is $200-300 for the hour.

i wanna stick it in that azz

I still prefer pussy 3 I think it was. looked very clean and had no meat flaps.

>tfw no 3rd shift sexual maniac female coworker to get you riled up and end up fucking hard in the conference room while only three to four people are in the store
I could have been this. Had a seemingly sexed up girl co worker at a past 3rd shift job with a sweet ass. I heard her say "you can never have enough sex!" to our night shift supervisor.

I don't think it was '3' you preferred.

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>straight
>never felt much attraction to pussy, remember thinking it looked so weird the first couple times I saw it in porn when young teen
>only find the "good-looking" ones bearable and a lot of them look straight up gross to me
why am I like this

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Have you ever gotten a shot at a pussy up close? I was the same way until I somehow lucked into that position and didn't give a damn what it looked like. I went to town on it eating and fingering and letting out all of my frustration on it. She had to tell me to slow down a couple of times. It was kinda cringe looking back on it. But I didn't give a damn about how it looked. I do remember thinking she smelled nice and not getting the "fish" joke at all.

yeah, that wasn't it.
I have it saved somewhere.

I havent although my odds are looking a bit better as of late. I guess I just hope I dont find it gross when it comes down to it, I just dont have some great attraction to it likes it seems a lot of guys do

I love porn vids of a pretty pussy with some grool on it. And I get what you mean about not finding it gross. And if it is gross, just fuck her missionary and keep your face as far away from it as you can. It's that simple. And it's really common I've read for guys to not be able to get it up on their first time out anyway. Don't sweat it. You'll be fine.

Getting warmer? We can go through my list.

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that's it, so pink and moist

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Don't you want to attack it with your tongue?

Have you ever considered hat I do not want to do such a thing?

Why not? I'm interested in the heterosexual male that doesn't want to get a deep whiff.

I would probably worship a pussy like that and never impregnate her so it doesn't get ruined.

What? Could you make that clearer?

Who the hell doesn't want to smell a pussy, assuming they're a heterosexual male?

I just dont really want to be in that situation with a woman. I mean, they are pretty, but I prefer to see them from afar.

Why don't you want to be in that situation? What if you were really into her?

Maybe. I really do not know for sure. I just cannot picture anything like that happening anytime soon.