Hey fellers

its not really a feel it just happens when ur sexually aroused

of course if ur not sexually aroused its just annoying and can hurt if it wont go down like with ED

Yes, having an above average IQ is heavily correlated with a lack of emotional IQ. It is a trade-off. There is simply no form of meaningful interaction of communication possible between individuals of two SD (30 IQ) or more, many studies have been conducted on it.

i don't believe that is true and I think you and i could have a meaningful exchange.

pic is literally me but 23

Imagine having a limp "limb" you're always on some level aware of. Then when you're feeling aroused you can feel it "pulse" through that "limb". Getting hard is kind of like a pressure that builds up to a certain point, kind of like blowing your cheeks out gradually until they're full. Then when you cum it's like that pressure pushing outwards until it slowly relaxes, draining back down until it's limp again.

>Yes, having an above average IQ is heavily correlated with a lack of emotional IQ
No its not lol. Low emotional iq and general IQ are highly correlated. You are just a brainlet coping by feeding yourself the tfw too intelligent meme.

Educate yourself you fucking mongoloid. You're probably too fucking stupid to comprehend any of the ideas outlined in this article but I will give you the benefit of the doubt and post it anyways.
prometheussociety.org/wp/articles/the-outsiders/

Why are you so angry? Is it because you know im right?

It happens gradually as you get aroused. The feeling of your dick swelling up is a tiny bit stimulating in itself, partly because you associate that feeling so strongly with masturbation/sex and partly because it's just sensitive. It's not so stimulating that it will make you cum or anything, though.
When you have clothes on, it strains against the fabric of your underwear or pants, which feels weird and a little tight. That strain feels a little bit like the strain you feel when you bend your finger backwards. At least, that's the closest sensation I can think of.
When you're naked, it just feels swollen and kind of warm, but it feels good when you rub it.

How could I high IQ person know that im low IQ if Im always pretending to be retarded?

If it gets hard enough, it actually hurts. You can feel it expand and pulse, and the pulsing part comes with this surging, rushing feeling on the inside of your cock. That's blood. You can feel the semen traveling through your dick when you cum, but it's not the same feeling as pissing. It's sharper and harder and clearer.
The surge-y parts of the sensation, the parts you feel in your veins and in your urethra, are yellow, the throbs are usually red or reddish, . Orgasms vary in intensity and color. My favorite ones are purple, but a purple orgasm is usually good enough to travel through more parts of my body than just my dick. Touch to the front part of the shaft, as well as that raw post-orgasm touch and sharp touch and sharp sexual pleasure, are light blue.

It's because I know you're wrong and the arrogance of the retarded still manages to disappoint me.

It's like you forget it's even there until you feel a tingle in your pants. Personally, I like the feeling of getting an erection in my pants. Going from soft to hard by force feels kinda off. It's really inconvenience getting a boner in public, but thankfully that doesn't happen as much anymore.

>the arrogance of the retarded still manages to disappoint me.
I think this phrase pretty much proves his point
You one pretentious fuck, baby

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>waah bad man hurt feeling!
Off yourself, oxygen thief.

My foreskin sometimes rolls back and my sensitive dick head rubs against my pants. I'll roll the skin back up but then it rolls back again. I'd like to just get fucked in the ass with strapons

Wow I think I've found the only benefit to my phimosis

>waaah bad man questioning that my 2nd grade teacher said I was special

Uhh sweetie keep projecting, my university prof acknowledged I was more knowledgeable than he was and even asked me to lecture the class.

Youre still a loser and a faggot

>Tfw I am OP's pic to a fucking tee except male
God why am I such a failure

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So I assume all of the snickering wasn't related to how retarded you are and it was just a funny lesson?
I hope you cleaned the crayon off the board once you were done

Your professor sounds like a retard then

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I believe the original maker of that pic was male.

Feels fucking great, but that's only because of recent fetish discovered and have been getting into for about a year now. Has made masturbation 100x better and I don't think it's gonna subside.

It feels like I'm a FAGGOT and I would do anything you tell me to do.

That wojak isn't a woman btw
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52147515/#q52148114

it feels good. I like to wear sorta tight undies and put my cock down one of the legs when its hard and im sitting down cause it feels nice.

>what does it feel like for your dick to get hard?
It is pretty annoying, especially when dressed.
Like a sudden pressure or a limb that needs to stretched.

Also always wondered:
>Sleep too little
>have to stay awake in work/school/whatever
>get in those yawning relaxed phases you'll get when too tired
>suddenly pop rockhard boner, with nothing remotely sexy seen or thought of

Anyone else gets that shit?
Feels like having morning wood without having slept.

>affdicted to sugar
And who said zoomers weren't a mistake?