I just want a boyfriend who will accept me. Who will love me for my clingyness and obsession over him...

Ugliness doesn't fucking matter to most guys, what does matter is if you're clingy, annoying and insecure or not. Calling yourself ugly proves two out of three of those so gl.

Your'e a dude/tranny aren't you????

As a robot that seeks loves; you are unattainable.

Everything that I've met that appears great carries with it great baggage. So what's yours?

post body pics so we can judge.

I will praise you at the intervals of your choosing, please be my gf

Hey those don't seem like bad traits to me
I'm kinda like that too
killed the leech#8671

post your requirements and are you male or female?

That sounds like my literal ideal gf. l want to spend my life with just me and my wife and no need for anyone else like friends or family. If you're serious add me and let's get to know each other
throwaway#8306

also everyone else can fuck off till i get a reply

You don't want this. I'm sadly like this, too, but no one truly wants to have this level of obsession directed toward them nor do they want to cut out everyone else from their lives to just indulge in each other. Doesn't work.

Im sure being a tranny would make me more desirable. Im not.
I have bpd and other things. Ofc.
Go back to /b/
I want to praise you.
Female. Requirements: emotionally distant but only enough to keep me wanting more. Interact with me. Be nice. But be mature. I dont want someone to expect me to love you right off the bat.

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Do we even have to wait, user? We all know the answer.

I want you to worship me

fuck off you masochist retard whore
most of those contradict each other
you guys have it it
any of you stupid enough to wind it anyway
you disgust me op

If your not a tranny then I'll bite. I wouldn't mind this so much if I was also in love with the person that was like this. The problem is that you might cause fights/drama over nothing and that might get old.

user's go ahead at your own risk, el hambre will consume all the love you have left in the world.

There are contradictions in her desires but it's not impossible to work around. Just be creative.

Yeah but you wouldn't want me. The only thing that could make a girl obsessed with me is a multiple brief cases filled with money. But hey, I've been an incel since my early teens so who cares.

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i may as well post here too, is there anyone in the northeast who would put up with me being mentally ill and slow?

how about so emotionally distant that I'll keep talking to you but never go out with you unless you stop being so crazy?

seems like a win-win situation for both of us

This is basically the only situation any user would want to be in when it comes to BPD gf

might as well bite the bait. I want a caring gf eventually. pls send discord friend request:
Lame
#5129

No.
I disgust myself.
R9k is full of trannies now. Its sad. Which leads to thinking like this.
Yes.
Yes. Times two.
No one ever knows anything. You never know what someone wants.
Defeats the point.

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not worth it
she's a stupid pathetic person
god i'm hateful but i mean come on
she knows it to but doesn't change it

You know what i'm some what intrigued by all this autism and bpd shit; can I make you my test dummy gf?

>Defeats the point.

It is the only scenario that both you and your partner will be happy in the end. I would argue that is the point. Unless you're just looking for attention, then you will probably not get it here.

you don't get to hurt people because they make you jealous. Your jealousy is a problem for the relationship, not the thing causing your jealousy. It's for you to deal with with your boyfriend.

That may be true, I don't deny it but it also sounds like something many people would enjoy. Those people in particular would most likely be experienced in navigating such relationships.

people with experience navigating those types of relationships have learned that it is better to avoid those types of relationships.

I honestly believe you user, but here's the thing.
Look at all of the replies you're getting, 90% of them really want you to like them, if I posted a thread like this I wouldn't get that many replies.
You could add any one of these anons on discord and they would be your bf, it makes it hard to sympathize.
Odds are though, if you added just about any user here, they wouldn't be what you want, they're socially inept, and boring, just about always.
They say shit like they only like to talk about the big things like philosophy, or politics.
But those aren't real discussion topics, its an excuse to try to make them convince themselves that they aren't boring.
At the end of the day though, you have options, and it's annoying.

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Cope, no female has ever wanted me, I have a soft 3/10 face that no primitive woman could find attractive. I also have innate rage issues linked to being an incel, I have put multiple holes in my wall because of thinking about it, and some. My only positive trait is that I'm not a neet.

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these two niggas deserve a (you)
here's a (you) m8s

Be my boyfriend then, user. I exclusively want your attention.

No.
I suppose... I dont like healthy relationships though. I dont know why. I read too much stupid manga.
I feel .. different. I respect your opinion.
I love hyouka.. But i agree with most of your words. Thank you.
I feel sympathy.

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Location and are you willing to relocate?

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One of the smartest and most intelligent things I've seen someone post on this board in awhile. Hope everyone reads this before they post.

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90% of the people in this thread are underaged btw

You can't possibly understand how it feels to be an incel, you're a woman. You are constantly surrounded by friends and people who wanna see you do better in life. I haven't had a single friend since 2017 outside of the internet.

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You aren't OP and bait, but I guess this goes to you too.
If you want a bf, you can get one, rather easily.
The trick is to not simply go asking for one in threads like this.
Be fucking interesting, be a friend to someone, not a girlfriend.
99% of the time if someone found out that their good friend on discord was actually a qt girl and was into them, it would be a fantasy.
But I'm assuming both of you can't do that, you likely fall into the same category as the boring anons I mentioned before.
If you don't however, then try doing that.
Talk to more anons, add them.
Just don't go into there looking for a bf or whatever.
Sure you might find one, but that shit won't last, it'll be a fleeting "e-relationship" that's there out of the desire not to be alone, not out of the desire to be together.

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OP how do you explain the fact that you're considered to be a 7 or 8, clearly quite intelligent and articulate, and yet still single? Serious question.

Riddle me this.
Why are you on this board?
Wtf is wrong with you?

Exactly

Because she is obviously seriously flawed and thus seeks a mate in the easiest spot.

Or instead of a m8 just some betabux

Because they are clearly incapable of having a stable relationship and anyone who would humor them is asking for it.

Once again, I agree with your words. Im in a much better headspace now. Thank you very much. This was.. almost a slap in the face.
I have bpd. Among many other things.
Read the thread.

Anyways. This is my last reply. Im done being stupid. Sorry. If you leave your discord Im sure we can talk but Im not sure how well we will get along. I am a handful and Im sorry a lot of you have added me and do not know this.
Thank you for your time, anons.

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>I have bpd. Among many other things.
DING DING DING DING

I don't care for online relationships nor do I like interacting with people. I'm a recluse so I suppose I cannot heed your inutile advice. Being 'interesting' is subjective, also. I could be boring to one and interesting to another. What constitutes as interesting to one may not be the same for another.

also thanks user.
I see these type of threads all the time and this one likely has 200 more comments before it dies, however I never understood it.
Even if the girl does add some of the anons here, it's a fight for affection.
Maybe not forever, but it will be at first.
It's just not worth it, it's different than trying to get someone's attention when so are several other guys.
Don't get me wrong, I would love a clingy gf who spends time with me, I'm not even ugly I've been called a femboy several times.although that's not what girls want
But I don't want to have to fight other anons for it.
Read what I posted, it's because the majority of anons here are trash despite not ever considering themselves so. Like have you ever tried adding someone here? They're boring as in they don't know how to socialize. I'm not the best at it but considering I've maintained several relationships for a considerable amount of time I do think I'm better.
OmegaCope#7589
Made a throwaway discord, I don't think it'll go anywhere but here you go. Can't hurt to try I guess.

>have friend in 1st grade whos a half black girl
>sit by eachother in class and hangout at lunch and recess everyday
>2nd to 4th grade we have different teachers and recess and lunch
>move in 4th grade but come back in 7th
>different middle schools though
>see her one time in highschool but we dont talk and I dont think she recognized/noticed me
>fast forward to age 20
>on whisper app talking to people
>girl mentions shes half black
>ask if its her cause not very many black people here
>it is
>we swap snapchats and text/snap for about 3 weeks
>finally meet one night at a park and swing together
>shes bumping into me and stuff wanting me to make a move
>takes me a hour to kiss her because im really shy
>sit in her car with her head on my lap and talk for a couple hours
>feelgoodman
>get home and she says she wants to be a couple so we are now
>a couple weeks later we have sex and she tells me not to finish in her but im drunk and dumb so I do anyways
>she is super upset but tried to hide it
>shit seems different for a bit after that
>start staying at her place every night and it seems fine again
>every night we cuddle I get aroused so I try to make a move
>she tells me no and feels like I only want sex
>tell her Ill stop
>dont cause i get horny and am dumb
>breaks up with me
>dont talk for a couple months
>she texts me out of the blue asking if we can be friends
>say yes
>talk for a few weeks
>at this point shes moved 1 1/2 hours away
>shes in town visiting her mom and says she doesnt wanna drive home alone
>offer to go with
>she says yes and We go
>whole car ride is laughs and joking with eachother
>get to her place and same thing just laughing and talking
>she does the bumping into me thing again but I know were just friends
>no reception at her place so she takes my phone to put wifi on it
>as soon as she does a snapchat from another girl pops up
>she just hands my phone back and her whole demeanor changed
>stopped trying to engage in conversation

>we can talk but Im not sure how well we will get along.
There's your first problem right there user, no need to be so gloomy and defeatist. It puts people off from the start. I'm sure you're a lovely person to get to know.

>I have bpd.
So 2 minutes after you get what you asked for here, you'll get bored with attention and ruin him.

Can't you tell by the fucking post she made? Clingy as fuck. I don't want some jealous gf that doesn't let me live and demands a slave. No one wants this, not worth even for a 10/10 in looks.

>I feel .. different. I respect your opinion.

I don't respect your opinion, it's psychopathic. Strangers aren't responsible for your internal mental state. It seems to me that you care more about the fulfillment of your desires than you do about any relationship you're a part of. I feel bad for the men who would date you, as you would certainly abuse them and cause them more misery than they deserve.

>she goes to bed without saying night or anything
>next morning I wake up to her going to work
>say good morning but she just looks at me and says nothing
>stuck at her place til the next day
>she comes home from work and doesnt say anything
>awkward as fuck
>ask her if she wants to watch a movie
>she says yes but seems annoyed
>watching movie and she lightens up a bit
>i glance over at her every once in awhile because shes really beautiful
>she keeps asking me why I look at her but ive told her before
>were just friends so i dont wanna say
>asks me a bunch of times but i say idk and just cause
>finally say ive told you before
>she seems annoyed again
>after movie she goes straight to bed
>next day we barely talk while shes getting ready
>car ride home
>say maybe 5 words to each other
>texted maybe twice since then but shes short with me
>still miss her
Sometimes its better to not know that feeling bros

Typical case of "depressed" girl just begging for e-attention.

op why are you so pathetic?
fix yourself and repent or go be a worthless cumpdump attention whore
choose 1

>E-Whore leaves
>Thread dies

Classic r9k

this thread wasn't even a discussion, why would you expect it to survive past OP leaving?

why'd you gotta do this to me user. why do you have to remind me of being a literal npc with no opinions and nothing of interest to contribute to anything.

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Any boring girl want a boring e-bf?

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>dumb cunt says dumb shit
>zero personality
>doesn't post body with timestamp
>dumb betacucks still flock to her like flies
>she fucks off and enjoys the attention
>betas left hanging as usual
you faggots never learn, do you? how do you know it was even a girl? grow up you sad shitstains

Yes! Me. No, wait. No I don't. I do but not you. I couldn't bear the humiliation of telling others that this is where we met.

another cunt who values social image more than a potential friend/date/partner. you cunts are hopeless and worthless. you'll never be happy

that's weird, not him, but i've always wanted to be able to say that i met my wife on Jow Forums

c'mon now we can just lie about that and say we met on tinder like the normies do

You can't win if you don't play user. It's not like your time is better used browsing other threads

this fucking writing style really makes me fear that this is an actual female and not some bait.

Because it's true user.
All I want in this world is a companion, and yet I'm alone too.
That being said those same words I used to describe others used to describe myself.
As much as this board hates on normies, having the ability to converse just makes life easier even when interacting with other NEET's.
Try talking to people more, my best piece of advice, as retarded as it sounds, is to join a group discord server, it's easier to learn how to converse in one instead of a single chat where it's 1 on 1.
>falling for the bait

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>replies to the bait
>falls victim to this whole scheme
>writes it up in a greentext like it's not just hindsight
>calls others the faggot

a big no u for ya bud

i didn't reply to any bait i only pointed out the absolute faggotry in this thread. and you literally did the same thing you are criticizing so fuck off and stop pretending to be witty dumb faggot

I do join discord servers and try to talk on voice. in groups I just don't really get a turn to say anything because everybody switches topics so fast and I can't keep up. in one on one conversations it usually ends when the other person is done talking about whatever the previous topic was and they go silent for me to present a new one. I'm too boring to have conversation topics that i can talk about.

You sound like a narc

Go get help before you get a bf you cumb cunt.

i only came in here to shit on this crazy bitch of an OP

> I have bpd and other things. Ofc.

RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG

You sound like a MAJOR narcissist. I'm glad you're not in a relationship because I'm sure you'd just be using and abusing him.

Get the fuck off my board you stupid abusive cunt.

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What would you tell people if they asked how we met? I'd tell people I met you at a secondhand book sale; we both wanted the only copy of the same book but you let me have it instead, and from that moment on you had won me forever.

Your roast sounds pretty toasted. I ignored your original post but now upon reading it and this I gotta say you should open your mind a bit. You're free to be a man hating femcel but don't be surprised guys don't go after you. Many of us understand we're human trash but it seems like you've still got some introspection to do friendo

oh.... we could have said somewhere else but okay.

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If you fall asleep with me on vc

you're joining servers that are too big then.
Try joining smaller ones.
Voice chats are pretty bad unless it's a small group of friends, anything bigger then 3 people (including you) is going to be a disaster unless the people are friends who know each other's talking patterns.
Also something I had trouble with, and still kinda do is understanding that just because you're not directly getting responded to, you still are being heard (as long as the server isn't too big).
Just look around, if the server is like 20 active members then it's a good one to try out.
I do wish you luck user, we're all gonna make it, one day.
>friendo
>calling me a femcel
I didn't even roast op, I kinda do feel empathy for someone in her situation. Not really but I almost do.

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oh heck that's pretty romantic. if I was to make something nice like that up it would be that we met at a coffee shop and they accidentally switched our drinks. I went to exchange my drink back and we ended up hitting it off with banter.
desu this was pretty weak, I need to read more shoujo.

No one would believe that desu. Best stick with my story - puts you in a good light.

>complaining about >tfw no bf and how another girl is better at finding guys than she is
Sorry, I guess you're just an emcel then? My point is work on yourself and your own problems before you try to rag on others male or female.

what? why would no one believe it? it's a totally realistic scenario, baristas are people too and can make mistakes. but I'll be honest I think your scenario is way cuter.

is making a thread for myself really all it takes for me to get a boyfriend

you don't even need to make a thread for yourself, just post a reply here asking for one and you'll get one. I pre-emptively volunteer.

i met my gf by spamming >tfw no gf on Jow Forums until i got a girl's discord, then i made sure to cautiously drip feed her all the interesting things i had to say over the course of 6 months until my established rapport with her was enough to schedule a trip to her city, where i stayed at her place and had sex with her for 2 weeks

Yes, that's all it takes for you. Meme gender whore. Your life is on tutorial mode.

I'm straight, it's just that when i've added anons I always notice how boring they are.
It's a problem, they always act as if they're too good for small talk when in reality they just cant preform it.
And why should I have to be perfect before I can critique others, that isn't a real dissection of my comment.
In the end though, what I say isn't really important, I'm still in the same
>tfw no gf
boat with all of you.

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OP IS A FUCKING NARC

STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION!!!!!!!

GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU STUPID ABUSIVE CUNT

OP IS A FUCKING NARC

STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION!!!!!!!

GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU STUPID ABUSIVE CUNT

OP IS A FUCKING NARC

STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION!!!!!!!

GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU STUPID ABUSIVE CUNT

OP IS A FUCKING NARC

STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION!!!!!!!

GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU STUPID ABUSIVE CUNT

OP IS A FUCKING NARC

STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION!!!!!!!

GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU STUPID ABUSIVE CUNT

OP IS A FUCKING NARC

STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION!!!!!!!

GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU STUPID ABUSIVE CUNT

OP IS A FUCKING NARC

STOP GIVING HER ATTENTION!!!!!!!

GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD YOU STUPID ABUSIVE CUNT

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You all need to go to church atleast once.
Yes it is boring and brainwashing and whatever , but you have to try it atleast instead of parties/pc 24/7

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You're most probably not gonna get a boyfriend or girlfriend in this place, just the illusion of it.

Don't get me wrong, I do think the internet is a nice place to meet people and befriend them, but relationship are a much bigger thing than that.