>visit United States >go to ice cream parlor >order soft serve ice cream cone (there was no choice in size) >it's so large, I can't believe I'm getting this much ice cream for just $4 >eat about half, feeling full, decide it's too much calorie, and I shouldn't ruin my appetite for dinner more than I already have >throw it in the trash >everybody in the parlor looks at me >one old woman says to who I presume were her grandchildren that they shouldn't waste food like that
In the United States, is it normal to get publicly rebuked for not finishing food even when one was surprised with the massive serving size?
>no mention of clapping anywhere 2/10 apply yourself.
Landon Rodriguez
Mate I’m more concernedthat you didn’t applaud the ice cream man or tip him. When I was on holiday in America I forgot to clap someone and got 8 warning shots in the back
Dominic Garcia
Who eats ice cream before dinner anyways? Low culture piece of shit
Jason Scott
I used to work in a Baskin Robbins and we served ice cream shakes. We started with what was a pretty regular sized large cup. Fatties would order it and I would internally sigh but it's not my problem. I just work there.
Then we upgraded to this huge fucking cup, it's the kind where the bottom is deliberately smaller so it will fit into a car's cupholder. Probably 50% more volume. And this was for ICE CREAM, which has to be more calorically dense than soda. And fat people were always ordering this larger sized portion. Now my internal sighing was internal gagging. I had to quit shortly after, I couldn't do it anymore. It was so perverse watching people obviously out of control and enabling their depravity.
>tfw binged on Ben and Jerry's tubs (and other junk food) almost every other day for 3 years
Easton Lewis
>I can't believe I'm getting this much ice cream for just $4 Sorry about that. Our money is valuable on account of us being the most powerful nation on the planet.
Ian Bennett
imagine waking up in the morning and hopping on your PC so you can obsess over some other country
inferiority complex knows no bounds
Wyatt Wright
Why would you get ice cream before dinner you lying faggot.
James Ramirez
See in america the land of plentiful you get a shit ton more for a lower price and you eat or drink as much as you want. You don't get left feeling cucked and wanting more
Thomas Ward
>nobody got a tip >nobody clapped >nobody got shot Doubt.jpg
Luke Ross
>be american >get discount prescription prices only at kmart You'll be glad you did
Samuel Foster
>be tiny island person >never have to travel more than half a state's distance >cap at medium
>be American >get large soda for long truck drive >gook tries to give you a medium >shoot him
Ryan Lee
Yes but do they jew you by filling the cup full of ice like they do in the US?
Carson Flores
>buy softserve from ice cream truck >get violently ill
Leo Butler
t. fatty bom bom
the original macdonald's serving size is smaller/equal than today's S size for both drink and fries.
i think its literally just ground up oreo cookies with milk and creamand syrup
Michael Gonzalez
yeah but 38g of protein
that shit will make you swole af
Robert Foster
>I’ll have a small one, I’m watching my weight
YEAH WATCHING IT EXPONENTIALLY INCREASE FATTY
how do Americans work at B&R without feeling a shred of guilt with that fact they’re literally serving people type 2 diabetes in a cup
Easton Hill
calling that "ice cream" should be punishable anyway
Jace Diaz
low effort but i laughed
Juan Ramirez
Yeah I'll take two please, thanks. *tips service employee*
Dominic Harris
haha yeah americans only buy the extremely large sodas when they are going for a long truck drive am i rite, it's not like fatties who buy those grotesque abominations ever even leave their local area
You can get 3 cones for that here. And real ice cream too not that soft shit
David Bailey
i'd take a day and eat this once, i fuckin love heath bars
Jacob Roberts
can i drink this on keto looks fine
Adam Lee
You are quoting "health" but no where in there does it say it's healthy
Jack Fisher
Insert picture of a puzzle piece asking for patience here
Carter Stewart
It says Heath, murrifriend.
Anthony Morales
you realise it says heath right
Easton Diaz
>that thick layer of gooey caramel at the bottom
honestly how do people drink this thing without getting sick of it
Parker Collins
>pay $4 to eat shit
Jeremiah Myers
They get addicted to overly sugary shit and never get out of that childish mode of eating
I've seen whole families chow down on giant bags of McDonalds like this is normal behavior. I have fast food maybe once or twice a month, only more if I'm travelling. And I feel fucking horrible if I get back from a trip where I ate fast food every day.
Brayden Lee
>if i explain something that makes it less delicious kek what a loser
Justin Sullivan
>266g of sugar
yeah buddy, looks great for keto
Jaxon Reyes
Are you aware of what a joke is? The image is plastered with the word Heath, a stylized logo of a candybar called Heath, Heath kind of looks like Health which is ironic considering how unhealthy that shit is. It's a fucking joke. God I hate the literal autists that infest this place, including myself.
Noah Garcia
had one of these but i think it was snickers when i was in clapistan i had it at about 1 pm and didnt feel hungry until breakfast next day how do burgers swallow this
Samuel Lee
>euros in charge of recognizing sunday newspaper cartoon tier jokes
pretty disgusting that you would just waste a giant amount of perfectly good ice cream cuz you're too used to s o y desu >it's too much waaaah >im just gonna throw it away! >who cares if im being a wasteful piece of shit muscle through it you faggot cuck food is life's greatest joy and you should never throw away joy
>4$ wut? It's been a long fucking time since I ate ice cream, but that seems fucking high. My last time was less than 2$ and it was about the same size.
Jeremiah Nelson
>he thinks that was a pun
m8
Aaron Ward
303g of carbs, checks out
Jeremiah Gray
where i live (asia) its much more expensive to order just a macs burger and drink vs a entire meal, its ridiculous
if i just bought a burger+ drink its $5 more than than same exact combo meal with fries in it
its like macs WANTS people to get fat
Isaac Smith
Serious question... who a do you tip in the US? Is it true that you tip cabbies? And people who make the elevator work (do you guys really have people to work the elevator for you? Weird)?
Levi Watson
she probably braps so much after this
god the aroma in that room... the smell of those couch cushions...
You don't even know what a pun is. >doubles down on defending his cringeworthy sense of "humor" with smug anime faces good job, keep showing those threedeepeedee lovers where it's at
Everyone. They tip everyone.
Isaiah Evans
take it to Jow Forums retard
Ayden Phillips
It’s easier to assume you tip literally anyone you interact with
Brandon Ross
Consider how important money is in your country, then triple it. That's how much everyone in America wants your money.
You tip everyone who does you the slightest favor no matter whether they're just doing their goddamn jobs or not. You're expected to donate vast sums to politicians for fucks sakes.
David Nguyen
Nope. The trick is to eat large sized low calorie meals often. Puffed rice cakes and celery then when the time comes earn your youtube bucks or free 90 ounce steak and picture on the wall
serious answer, the tipping everyone thing is a meme. you tip if you got good service, generally. so shit like bartenders or waiters/waitresses who treated you well, got all your orders right, made sure you weren't forgotten on a busy night, recommended something you really loved, sure tip them, they'll appreciate it. tipping is not a requirement. now, there's other examples, specifically food delivery drivers. they make minimum wage and have to pay out of pocket for the gas they use, because companies are greedy as fuck. it's not on the customer to pay them, obviously, but if they get there fast, have all your food not fucked up from the drive over, you can tip a couple bucks if you want. tipping is also a good way to entice workers to actually do a good job, though they usually don't look inwards like that and assume the customer is just a stingy prick, which is sometimes true.
Zachary Walker
>tfw can't have any dairy >tfw can't have any potatoes >if I do I blow up like fucjin Bibendum >and run a fever >and have gas (odorless, but still anoying and painful) every 10 seconds >for 10 to 12 hours >no matter how much of the stuff i ate >and I'm not exagerating, I'm actually downplaying my symptoms
David Jenkins
not memeing here generally everyone tips, when service is good: >Waiter/waitress at a sit down restaurant >bartenders >food delivery services Some people tip >starbucks >ice cream places if there's a tip jar >uber, cabs, postmates >maid staff at a hotel >tow truck driver Never tip >fast food >Fedex, etc
I don't know about doormen - that's a NYC thing. Elevator attendants seem like a meme from the 1930s too but maybe they're around.
Jacob Allen
i do this at work because i do not prepare a lunch before hand. i ate fried chicken 3 days in a row, i will probably do it more now that i have an hour for lunch. help.
Charles Stewart
>Had a female acquaintance who had some kind of mild food intolerance >After eating her stomach would sometimes balloon up to many times its size >She's slim and fit so when it happens she instantly looks very pregnant >Showed me her bare belly once while laughing about it
haha what if you popped her stomach with a needle haha just as a joke lol just a prank how funny would that be ha
Jaxon Perez
Harry?
Jacob Foster
this happened to me in highschool, a girl i knew would eat a chili dog and get noticeably bloated from it, every time. so one day i just start playing around saying she has a baby in her, she laughs and says im the father of her baby because i got her the chili dog that time. i put my ear to her belly and everything, which of course i did because i was turned on. much later (college) i would find out she thought i was cute and wanted to go out with me but knew i was pining for some other girl. oh well.
Juan Walker
best imptrash ever holy shit this is worth bumping
