He lets me eat his ass

>he lets me eat his ass

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go to church and kill ur fetishes pls.
saged

rimming is top tier

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>tfw no girl will ever lick the day old shit staining your anus
feelsbadman

I legit have to change porn whenever I see a girl licking a guy's asshole.
I don't care if you're in porn, man ass is man ass and it is stinky and gross as fuck

>hes into pegging

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Said no girl ever but originaly

ITYF it's bottom tier!

>doesn't let his girl peg him

i have bad dragons specifically for my bf

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If I had a girl I'd let her it'd be great. I'm jealous of your bf. I'd have to become someone worth dating first though lol

>having a bf
leave normalfag

he was a NEET for 6 years, no GED, no car/no license

i dont care about social status i just like underachieved white guys with no inch of dominance in them

>tfw this is basically me
Where do I find someone like you? You sound ideal

>huge underachiever
>extremely dominant
fuck, so close.

If the ass is hairy, would you still eat it?

Have you given him more confidence?

>tfw 24, have g/f
>tfw bitch keeps badgering me to eat my ass
>tfw dodging the question because shit sounds gay
>tfw finally relenting after enough pressure
>tfw it was actually good at first, then diarrhea suddenly struck and jettisoned my entire lunch out onto her face
>tfw 24, single

Don't do it, brehs.

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god my ass is so fucking hairy and ive been liquid shitting for the last few weeks and i use literally 1/4 a roll of toilet paper trying to properly clean my ass but because its liquid it just goes everywhere even when it feels like im wiping 2-3 inches away from my ass the paper is still yellow but at least it stopped bleeding

go to the pacific northwest i will hunt you down
yeah no dominant guys only cute wimps here

depends on the amount of hair but ill just shave/buzz it off him

kinda he has a job again but thats about it hes kinda a Himbo

LOL FUCK sounds like you might have IBS go to a doctor

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imagine instead of ever having to take a shit again your rimjob gf just swallows every liquid hoogey you make instead god that would be amazing hhnnnnnnnngggggghhh

I'd love to but that's not feasible. I'm glad I live in the US at least it seems to be even more impossible in other countries. Also unfortunately I'm tall and masculine which most girls into this stuff aren't a fan of. What I really wanted to know was where did you two meet?

yeah thats true at least

met through mutual friend who is also a NEET

implying you've ever touched a boys pp

>mutual friend
oof I guess I'm screwed then I have no friends lol
Thanks for your time though user I wish you two the best