/r9gay/ - #740

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Fags are rad!

>tfw no boyfriend who will lick my abs, smell, taste my body hair, play with my dick and slowly mount himself on my dick and milk me dry.

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3rd for bully meow when he wakes up

>tfw you will never be a goblin tickling chained up link
also does anyone know the sauce of this

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tonihgt im thinkgin about cuddling with a bf on the couch wwith a blanket while we play video games togehter!!!

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You ruined this board forever with your degenarancy even tho you have your own board for these threads.

On behalf of true robots, FUCK YOU PIECES OF SHIT.

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You just nailed my kinks, user!

>tfw you preach and the sodomites don't listen.

It is like God said, you won't find understanding among your own people.

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>On behalf of true robots,
shut the fuck up you stupid tranny poster

>be supposedly super cute
>tops throw themselves at me
>have to reject them all because of mental illnesses
>spiral of guilt makes it worse

wish I'd grow old faster so I had an excuse to tie this noose already

Fuck off. "My wallet is too small for all my money and my diamond shoes hurt"

tfw no black metal weed smoking off grid bf

Based gay Christposter bearing his lonely cross in a hostile world

>tfw no bf to give some clean hugs to

can't be sodomites if we're all virgins :^)

>You just nailed my kinks, user!
Good to know, shame there is no one around my town.

>tmw meow cant sleep more

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I'd rather be average and not mentally ill, my looks are a curse from the Devil and they came at a great price

Try killing yourself for an extra deep sleep

look on the bright side user, at least you aren't average looking and have mental illness

>tfw boomer
>tfw all zoomzooms like to either play LoL or some shitty MMO
>tfw have no connection with them yet they say they're okay with me but in the end lose interest

Why do they do this?

Fellow boomer, I'm about to play Kingpin Life of Crime for the first time. 1999 - 2004 was the golden age of video games

Fuck off, I'm mentally ill and really fucking ugly. Fuck you.

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>tfw straight
>tfw femboy
life would've been much easier being gay desu

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realize that you're the problem and stop being boring

>Try killing yourself for an extra deep sleep
Meow :<
Meowbe stop trying to date 15 y olds!

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I guess that's why you post anime but I'd rather be that too as I dislike attracting attention just because my parents happened to be two models that fucked 20 years ago

>Meowbe stop trying to date 15 y olds!
Not my fault they come to me.

>everyone likes me
>all this attention i get sucks
>my very good looks are a bad thing actually
REEEEEEEEEE

if you weren't a normie you'd understand

>tfw no bf to give dirty hugs

how do i stop thinking about him
we were never dating but i guess somewhere along the line i started subconciously fooling myself into thinking we were a couple
now they're actually dating someone and i love them so much but we're never gonna be anything and it kills me thinking that they're saying "i love you" to someone else when they go to bed and wake up at the same times

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You should continue to be celibate and fight your lusts fren, God will be pleased with you.

THANK YOU GOD ETHAN AND ALEK GOT BACK TOGETHER THANK YOU THANK YOU

AHHHHHHHH

Maybe you should tell him how you feel and if he wont' take you then stop talking to him.
It gives you complete closure. He'll never want to date you more than he does now, no point waiting for him to break up with his bf.

HI meow. How are you?

Both sides of this are retard newfags copying posts to try and fit in

You'd rather being condemned to be alone because each time someone sees your face they get unredemiably disgusted by you? Getting depressed each time you see your face in a mirror? Having so few self confidence and motivation that you can't get out of bed or go to the grocery store?
Seriously, fuck off

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Next time I'm sliding my dick into my twink bf's butt and cumming inside him then cuddling in the afterglow I'll think about how glad I am I get to enjoy that while you never will because you're wasting your time on Earth falling for a book not made to be taken literally
Literally cucked by your own brain dude. That's sad. I genuinely feel sorry that you'll never know what it's like to see your boyfriend look up at you after you fuck him just happy that you're in his life and able to enjoy each other's bodies together while you're alive.

>tfw no bf to make me smell his farts while he laughs

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What is a dirty hug to you user?

How much body hair do you have? Do you have nice abs?

I'm already condemned to be alone so I'd rather be left alone too
stop thinking that the grass is greener because it isn't

Me being sweaty and hugging you.

VOCAROO MOANS NOW YOU SLUT

What the fuck?? How fucking up your own ass can you be if you believe being attractive is worst or even nearly as bad as being unnatractive? It has litterally no downside.
The only "downside" is the tops wanting to fuck you. It's not a fucking downside, and even if it was, just don't go to fucking datting apps or post your face on the internet? I'm not going to believe that tops just throw themselves at you in the streets, that's complete bs.

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Meow is sleepy!
Nyo, meow has to go out on a date jk :3

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>How much body hair do you have?
Head, face, chest, happy trail, crotch, legs and my abs are pretty nice, well balanced. I just want a lewd boy to be all over me and showing his desire. I enjoy a bottom that worships me. Hate subs/bottoms who are the deadfish type doing nothing but lay on bed or on the four as a statue.

I already got closure a couple of weeks ago. Then I took some time away to recollect myself and they understood.
A week ago I started talking to them again but I just feel so distant. Nothing at all like how I felt 5 months ago.

I drunkenly confessed to them like a year ago or so but because it was just a dumb kinda e-crush I put it on the wayside when they turned me down, and I lied to myself saying I'll still be a close friend. Somewhere in the past year I've come to love them so much though and it's one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made.

I'm scared I'm going to end up really pushing them away because I can't keep my feelings in check.

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The thing is those are fleeting pleasure, which you speak off, the believe in God is not though. It is both temporal and enteral in its joys. Moreover even though you might "punish" yourself with restrictions, it indeed builds your discipline and zeal. In turn as time goes by it becomes less of a chore or burden but a joy and passion. The fear of the lord and the love of the lord go hand in hand.

Though you are right some aspects of the bible should not be taken literally, such as the flood, but the stories and morality found within it is vital to all humans and transcends time. It is natural law, higher than subjective laws.

>That's sad. I genuinely feel sorry that you'll never know what it's like to see your boyfriend look up at you after you fuck him just happy that you're in his life and able to enjoy each other's bodies together while you're alive.
I'd rather opt for enteral pleasure of droplet of pleasure right now ;-)

as a christian your posts make me cringe

Sleepy meow! Close your eyes and I'll pet you so you drift back off to sleep.

Man I'm just saying. You really gotta think about this stuff while you're young. Will you be happy and content on your death bed knowing that you missed your chances to enjoy an extremely important part of being a human?
Your interpretation of sodomy isn't even in line with modern interpretation.

it is a downside though and both guys and girls do approach me on the regular

Why though? This is the doctrine of the Roman-Catholic church, are you some Protestant that allows everything to fly eh? Most mainline Protestants barely believe in the covenant anymore. Most Christians are weak in their faith. As the bible says, if you are lukewarm in your faith you should be disregarded.

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That sounds delicious user, hope you can find a bf to properly worship your body. Happy trails are the best.

because you don't understand what you preach at all, not to mention that it falls on deaf ears here and you know that

I litterally cannot believe you. People don't just approch other people in the streets like that. Neither women or gay. If you were a girl I'd believe men could do that, but certainly not gay guys and women. Except if you do everything to look like the most faggy person ever. Even if they did, you could just turn them down.
People don't even look at my face, they do their best to turn their head slightly in another direction when they are forced to talk to me, and look at the ceiling or behind me. You are a fucking cunt.

That's the real issue, he's preaching stuff that isn't even true anymore
t. Took tons of biblical classes at a christian college

not in the street retard but at places like school, and I don't look intentionally faggy
and what you described about yourself is what I want

tfw want to be in a relationship but I'm also scared of being in a relationship because I'm a shitty person who'd let my partner down

Not in carousing and drunkenness, not in sexual excess and lust, not in quarreling and jealousy. Rather, put on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make no provision for the desires of the flesh. --Romans 13: 13-14

I have spun my yarn so to say, and I have drank my fill in the sins of the world and I find them unalluring, if anything they give me a hopelessness in our material existence.

As the I-ching says, sometimes you must devote your life to higher cause to find meaning and stop the groans and pains of merely living. I don't know why such things are considered a right of necessity even. Does these things really make us happy? they don't make me happy, if anything my consciousness accuses me if I indulge in such things. That is the holy spirit reprimanding me.

>Your interpretation of sodomy isn't even in line with modern interpretation.
The law set forth in the bible is enteral. This is the teaching of the mother Church. What heretics proclaim is no concern of me, all I can do is remind them of my scorn.

>because you don't understand what you preach at all
Where am I wrong?

>not to mention that it falls on deaf ears here and you know that
Jesus was rejected too, even St. Peter denied him, but I must keep faith, I am doing what needs to be done. I feel my preaching will awaken the love of the lord in someone at least, I pray so,

Sexual excess is not making love with a dedicated life partner regardless the gender. Plus the old definition of sodomy did not involve homosexuality.
Have you ever read a proper translation of the bible, not that king james bullshit?

>all the most obnoxious retards have a trip ready to be filtered
ah yes

Are most of the robots bottoms or tops?

tops but bottoms are more vocal

>at places like school
You are still in school? You have to be over 18 to post here. And if they hit on you at school it's probably jokes anyway. Someone who doesn't look faggy wouldn't have guys asking them on the regular. You are a liar.
>and what you described about yourself is what I want
I can throw acid at you if you want, I'm sure you'll be real happy being ugly as sin and having everyone avoiding you, forever.

IKR, I love seeing my trip filter growing and growing, it is like collecting stamps or something.

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How can I find a partner in a conservative post soviet block small time town?

I'm 19 and uni isn't finished until mid-20s, and they're definitely not joking but either way I don't care if you believe me or not, I have nothing to gain from lying here, all your arguments were retarded and you didn't even try to understand how bad I have it

How bad you have it? Just turn them down for god's sake.

There are no robot bottoms. Bottoms can just open grindr or any dating app and get fucked whenever they want.

Except if they're really ugly

lol no even uggos get fucked. They just need to lay down and open ass and they fuck them hard.

>don't want attention
>keep getting it
>JUST TURN THEM DOWN LOL

>Sexual excess is not making love with a dedicated life partner regardless the gender.
Firstly making love is suppose to create children. Secondly few things keep such relationships alive unless you are married in Christ and have children, look at the rate of divorce and promiscuity among sodomites.

>Plus the old definition of sodomy did not involve homosexuality.
St.Paul is pretty clear about it though, two men sleeping together and all that.

>Have you ever read a proper translation of the bible, not that king james bullshit?
I read a number of translations and versions, my preferred one being the Douay Rheims Bible.

How can I tell my old friend that I love him? We sometimes crack jokes about nohomo but secretely I mean total homo.

>sex is the only thing that separates a robot from a normalfag
no

>ignores the word of jesus and basic morals of christianity
>tries to preach
a hypocrite you are, and a sinner at that

See
Pretty sad. I'll pray for you.

Not if you are really ugly and unhealthy-looking, like I am. They probably assume I have AIDS.

Please pray tell me what basic morals I am ignoring?

>a hypocrite you are, and a sinner at that
Unfortunately all of us are, except the Blessed ever Virgin Mary and our Lord Jesus Christ. I pray that I become more Christ like daily. Unfortunately I am weak willed and prone to sin. God forgive me.

You're worst case scenario then.

>implying everyone just wants sex
baka you fucking perv

I always am. But also too cowardly to an hero.

you have no real faith, you just take bits and pieces from different bibles to fit your own morals and I'm sure you can see how that doesn't work

for one you are supposed to have love for all, yet here you are cursing people who have never even sinned, doing this is a sin on its own and before you justify it with "I'm preaching" no, that's not what you're doing, and what you're doing is imposing for your own selfish holier-than-thou reasons

not gonna have this argument with you though since you already know this

based and chastepilled.

>you have no real faith, you just take bits and pieces from different bibles to fit your own morals and I'm sure you can see how that doesn't work
No, these things are in the correct bible and has been the tradition of the Church for 2000 years and even more so if you count the original Israelites.

>for one you are supposed to have love for all
True, but you must hate the sin and reprimand people for it. Look at St. Paul when he rebukes St. Peter, or in his letter to the degenerates at the Church of Corinth, going as far as saying the local members should excommunicate the sinners if they don't repent. Correcting people is an act of love as well, you help people through it.

>yet here you are cursing people who have never even sinned
Am I though?

>and what you're doing is imposing for your own selfish holier-than-thou reasons
This is the law, this is scripture, this is the tradition, I adhere to it, and I must evangelize to spread the Good News, this is nothing about being Holier-than-thou. If you followed the bible you would realize this is what it says we must do.

You seem like naive mainline Protestant, you should study the bible more thoroughly and read the church Fathers, you will realize there is a depth to the Good News, which your heretic preacher and sect do not teach you. Join and study friend, my brothers-in-Christ regularly post daily readings on Jow Forums, you should look for them and study it with us.

God bless you!

>first time sex
>bfs pussy bit me
>bf didn't notice
how do i get on good terms with his boi pussy w/o him noticing?

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