>unemployed
>have no real interests except "entertainment" (not only videogames, also tv-series, musig, podcasts, youtube misc)
>doesn't workout regularly
(Seriously, if i can have my hand around your Wrist it's a real turnoff)
>responds immediately on all messages
>can't go 2 weeks without sex/masturbation
>bored without his computer
>plays computer games
>bad relations with his parents
>have strong political oppinions
>live at home after high school
>virgin
>can't cook food
>can't solve technical problems
>ashamed to admit he watch porn
>unvilling to make more physical contact
>have never been in a relationship with a girl
Seriously this shows that something is not right, especially if you are 20+
>bad hygiene, doesn't shower/brush teeth every day
>unmaintained beard/mustach
>have "cronical depression"
>says feminism is stupid
>spends all his money on computer or car
>or doesn't own anything of value
>is impulsive
>doesn't like being outside
>empty browser history
>NEET
>never travels
>likes cartoons/comics/manga/2d or something similar
>no friends
>no female acquaintance
>no social media
>uncomfortable around animals/children
>has no drivers license
>has some form of autism
RED FLAG ON GUYS
Red flags for girls:
>she doesn't want sex every day multiple times
>not white
>not a virgin
>fat/unhygienic
>would be with a trap or tranny
>doesn't want kids
>lazy slob neet
>no aspirations
RED FLAG ON WOMEN
>having opinions
>speaking out of turn
>posting on a Lemurian shadow puppet discussion forum
Red flag for women:
>you
>never travels
you sound like a dumb slut
I have honestly only few red flags
>Heavy drug usage(alcohol and tobacco counted as well)
>Doesn't have any interest in art
>Hates more things than loves
>Doesn't like to exercise
>Doesn't like oral or anal sex
Pity that eliminates quite many guys
>liking anal sex
Any girl who enjoys anal is a disgusting whore. At best they should begrudgingly allow you to do it if you ask nicely enough. Why anyone would prefer to fuck a dirty butthole when a soft, wet vagina is 4 inches away is beyond me.
Hey, don't kinkshame me
I just have liked buttstuff since I was kid.
After all these red flags OP, have you found a bf yet?
how do you perceive me?
That's gross and you need to ask the gods for help in curing your illness. Girls are for gentle loving vaginal sex and kissing while you impregnate them.
inches away
Getting kids would be nice, but I like all kinds of stuff.
Just doing the same kind of sex over and over again is boring.
Maybe Ill find a man who likes anal someday, pity that its so rare.
You're a guy and a faggot
I'm literally every thing listed there but it's ok because I don't like men who larp as vapid cunts in the first place.
I don't have any of those red flags yet I still can't get a girlfriend , I'm a gymcel at this point (lifting fir 2 years)
No one should go a day without sex or masturbation
this sounds like a meme answer but guys less than 7 inches. seriously, aside from not being able to penetrate deep or stretch you out most guys with small dicks are just assholes
You spelled opinion wrong.
compulsive masturbation is not good for your body.
All these things are pretty much a description of me
Except that i still manage to get girls
You're probably a dude (who can't spell).
You're probably the sort of skank that demands their SO hand you every cent they make and let you make every decision in the "relationship" while you fuck Tyrone and Jose.
I was effectively married to this eastern Eurotrash slav for 5 years. You sound so much like her.
If you are, how's that herpes and HPV? Bet you miss how boring I am now whenever you've got a breakout.
Please go on about compulsive masturbation, Mr. Kellogg.
But I'm not.
I only like guys
Prove it.
You know the drill.
a timestamped picture of your no-doubt fat and saggy udders or send me some animal tranquilizers so I can go to sleep.
>Red flags on guys
Browses Jow Forums probably has a warped world view
>red flags on girls
Browses Jow Forums has a psychopathic desire for attention
lmao did my exes write this wtf?
This is now a women hate thread.
Are the jannies trannies?
No idea. But this comment is original!
2 cents
>This seems written by a self hating male
>Trying to project his current state on us
>I agree with most of it because its true
>These redflags hurt and dssapoint the male that has them more than anyone
>No girl would care about pin pointing these redflags because no one would fall for them in the first place, they are non verbal
>Many of the redflags arent true and are just included in because OP is a concerned projecting male
Sad thread.
I think we scared it off. Have a thot getting put through a window.
Fucking larpers get out i fucking hate all of you "femcels"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who said anything about femcels? I think you're in the wrong thread mate.
>wrong thread
>on r9k
nope, this this is definitely it
someone born with xy set of chromosomes wrote this, why do you care
If only you weren't born man :(
red flag for girls
>unemployed
>have no interests what so ever except for sucking cocks
(seriously, if you smell like sperm its a real turn off)
>doesn't respond to any messages, because she's too important
>fucks anyone else to sexually starve their partner
>bored without her instagram
>plays on people's nerves
>false relations with everyone
>doesn't know anything about the world she lives in yet has a political opinion
>lives at parents' house until some dude with his own flat arrives
>20 tinder dates in a week
>thinks she's a better cook than me
>can't solve any problems
>ashamed to admit she's always wrong
>doesn't want any physical contact, except for 10 days in a month
>average relationship lasts 1 month
Seriously, this shows that something is not right, especially if you're saying you're a normal adult
>a lot of makeup, literally a mask
>unmaintained twat
>has "mood swings"
>says something about feminism, doesn't know what she's talking about
>spends all her money on makeup and clothes
>her only valuable thing is a dildo and a pair of boots
>can't control emotions
>doesn't like chilling out at home, must go "for a bonding walk" every day
>doesn't take care of clogged cache
>SLUT
>says she travels, but going to another city is not travelling
>likes big brother/kardashians/x factor/some other bullshit that doesn't bring anything valuable to her life
>fake facebook friends
>no female acquaintance
>social media rather than actual life
>uncomfortable around other women
>has no money for a cab
>has some form of complex
Red flag on cunts. They breathe.
Man dont hate women, inside you there is a woman and should be the first woman you like, and she is more feminine than the rest of all women, so take care of her. When you take care of her and protect her you will be a steadfast man and wont be fooled or hurt by other women or men or the time that consumes them.
Most of r9k is getting Jow Forums and advancing focusing on themselves rather than shitposting for attention dont be a paralyzed wimp and let time cosume you.
First step is to get quality sleep then take a shower and organize.
If you fail at startig long term planning you succesfully became a nigger slave.
Literally all those apply to me except NEET, although that soon will too I think. Good job OP.
>inside you there is a woman and should be the first woman you like, and she is more feminine than the rest of all women, so take care of her.
Is this Jung as in anima?
Long term planning? I'd like that luxury but I've had a half dozen doctors tell me it will be a literal miracle if I live another decade. Enjoy the ride while you can anons.
Yes.
R9K doesnt seem like the ride.
>constantly compares himself to others
>all his hobbies involve sitting in front of a screen for hours at a time
>straight edge/gets mad about "degeneracy"
>non-virgin
>will hate a Chad/Stacey even if they're genuinely friendly and nice to losers
Meh, its honestly one of my fave boards. Kind of like looking at a train crash while you're on a train that's crashing into another train.
You're going to say something like "Hey, enjoy what you have left?" I honestly wish I could. I can't move more than like 5 yards / meters without passing out. It feels like there's been a knife in my stomach for the last 8 years, I vomit and shit blood on the regular because of a nasty stomach and intestinal genetic fuck-up, and I've had what little I saved up working in IT squandered and stolen by women that said they loved me. (Loved maxing out my credit cards and cleaning out my bank account.)
Don't be like me robots. Relationships are just a trap. Women view the vast majority of the male population as walking atm machines.
If only you died as a kid man, life isnt worth it.
Its pop culture to say women are money wasters since the eary 90s.
Don't ever post my personal biography here again.
RED FLAG ON GIRLS
>doesn't bleed the first time you have sex with her
DROPPED ON THE SPOT
>Wrist
wrists don't get thicker retard
>>empty browser history
kek
This, also who tf care about peoples wrists
some people care because some wrists are naturally thick
but for that a woman needs to find another man
wrists don't change
Wristlet cope lmao
oh shut up, you are a wristlet normie yourself.
actually a man with thick wrists is so bizarre that all his friends acknowledge and use that as a joke
>overused bait
>still managed to piss me off
fuck off
Red flags on girls
>has a vagina
>>plays computer games
>>have strong political oppinions
>>virgin
>>ashamed to admit he watch porn
>>have "cronical depression"
>>says feminism is stupid
>>never travels
>>likes cartoons/comics/manga/2d or something similar
>>no social media
>>has no drivers license
damn only 10 points
I'm 99.99999999% sure this is a larp, possibly a mentally ill tranny.
If women really do have that many fucking red flags for guys they surely get ignored because of his looks,money,status.
>(Seriously, if i can have my hand around your Wrist it's a real turnoff)
Wanna know how I know this is bait?
To me this one is the most important
>lives in the US
>has no driving license
I'm not reading all of that. I'll just leave it at i should take a shit in a glass and make you drink it
Don't worry, it'll be a fancy wine glass because you're not a moderator so I'm not gonna treat you like an animal
>Hates more things than loves
This is a really good one
>Seriously, if i can have my hand around your Wrist it's a real turnoff
Damn, I've been doing it wrong this whole time. I should've been wristmaxxing instead of squats and bench.
Seriously what a joke. Wrist size is genetic and is (mostly) impossible to improve.
And this is why everyone hate on fembots. Dumb bitches like you. Your list is stupid. What the fuck does being uncomfortable around animals mean? Djskalskjddjeiwkxn I wish I had a bf with half those qualities. No social media means hes not a roastie attention leech like you.
>Seriously this shows that something is not right, especially if you are 20+
She said, on r9k
>can't see ops appearance
>therefore can't decide if I should be mad about this
man, i'm a NEET who lives in his parent's basement, but at least i can cook some fine ass meals
>Reply in wahman version.
>Can't do housework. Always on phone.
>Can't go 2 weeks without phone or social.
>Bored with books.
>Has a clique of friends.
>Hates fathers.
>Insists that politics doesn't, sex strikes.
>Insists that he cooks the food.
>Nags about the computer she broke for sixth time, wonder why husband can't fit it.
>Married a husband who doesn't understand technology because she hates smart men.
>Unashamed to spew her fetishes in public.
>Kisses men on their first date. (STD hell)
>Has multiple intimate relationships with men.
>Fat.
>Unmaintained pubes and leg hair.
>Belittles those with mental insufficiencies.
>Insists men are stupid.
>Hates hobbies.
>Only certain have value, namely the car that be taken in divorce.
>Can't live in the moment.
>Hate being outside when it's not a vacation.
>Allows you to see she's still using dating apps while she's in a relationship.
>College educated with degree in gender studies.
>Wastes money on travel.
>Hate culture. (Philistine)
>Shallow relationships.
>Many male 'acquaintance'
>Has profiles on every dating website.
>Doesn't want children until mid 30s.
>Is unhealthy obsessed with car.
>Dismisses relationship opportunities based on conditions out of mans control.
>(Seriously, if i can have my hand around your Wrist it's a real turnoff)
You realize this is BONE and not muscle right? No amount of lifting can make someone not a wristlet
Fuck i got trolled didnt i
Nice try mate
orig
>This seems written by a self hating male
Basically this.
Girls don't really have that many red flags. They usually just go for the guy who pursues them the hardest.
It's funny but Jow Forums has more red flags than most thots.
>not fat
>no tatoos
>no colored hair
>not into vidya/anime
>traditional
>not non-white
>a virgin
etc...
You guys are fucking entitled divas.
Why do you, as a male, make these threads? What are you fucking gay or something!
you stupid fucking bitch you think you can increase wrist size with exercise, how big of a retard are you
>Red flags for girls:
>Not Virgin
>Uses Tinder
>had been using Tinder once
>Frinds are sluts
>No Friends
>No own personality, her hobby is having a bf
>Had more guys then her age divided by 2
>Had multiple relationships under 1 year
>Last relationship was not even 7 month long
>Hates Family / father
>No planes for the future
>money problems
>slutty pics on instagram
>goes to the club with girls
>encourages friends to do ONS after a breakup
>feminist and EVERY outspoken about that on social-media
>Has guyfriends and is constantly texting
>Using the phrase "a relationship is build on trust" all the time
>Unsecure about her body (SUPER RED FLAG WHEN COMBINED WITH BEING A SLUT)
>Rageposting about man all the time
>"XY gets gifts from her man all the time, why do i not get gifts"
>Doesn't do oral
>Uses dildos during sex (run)
>makes pics of u all the time and posting them on FB
>over 5 k InstagramFollower
>Ex is/was not white / Muslim
>Gamer Girl
>Does not wear makeup
>Does not dress/style to max out looks
>does not Shave (RUN !!!!!)
>depressed
>Claims to got raped (RUN !!!!!!!! RUN RUN)
>Excuses terrible things wit being depressed or shit
>Uses you as Taxi or bank
>Can't cook
>Needs atleast one orgasm a day
>Likes older man (like really old)
>Thinks she is cooler / more popular then you
>Is actually stronger then you (wtf you wimp)
>She cheated once on someone/you
>Hates her ex Bf and is vocal about that
>crys during the first date
>Does hardcore drugs
>if she is not able / or not engaged enough in university and will not graduate
>She got no degree and still has a wage cuck job in her mid 20s
>is bigger then 1,80
>is even bigger then 1,90 hahahahahahah
>is big Fan of some Hollywood/Rapper dude because "he is sexy"
>Speaks open about sex with other dudes
>Had a threesome (2 dudes)
>is chatting all the time, even in your presence
>is fat
>hairy pussy
>gets super drunk even when you are not around
>>can't go 2 weeks without sex/masturbation
The fuck do women thing about man ? Every dude on this earth do it at least once a week.
Most surely every 2 days at least
>everyone commenting this is bait
>still gets 100+ replies
Stay easy, R9K
Can someone please tell me what is so bad about having a shitty relationship with your parents?
What if they were abusive, manipulative or controlling shit heads and you wanted nothing to do with them anymore because they were a bad influence on you and would only destroy your life the further you stayed in contact with them?
Spoiled snowflakes projecting their own competent and loving parents onto everyone else.
truest truth about femanons right there anonbro
have a (you)
why the fuck is having no social media a red flag you dumb cunt? explain that to me
absolutely based and red pilled
original435gergreg45
That's how bait works
be my buff, anal queen, art lover gf
>Can someone please tell me what is so bad about having a shitty relationship with your parents?
>As a girl:
If you are a girl you surely develop daddy issues making you the worst of all typ of girls to be in a relationship with.
If you ever been with one, you know what iam talking about.
They take/need much, and it won't be enough all the time, thats why they tend to cheat and shit.
You will never have a stable relationship with those who hate there father.
The once who just grown up without one are better, they can be very independed and isolated in there feels, but they still crave a strong partner.
(Imagine growing up your whole life without a father-figure, of course that changes your views )
Always being this strong partner can be exhausting
(Not claiming all girls turn out to be like this, but the most, especially the once vocal about hating there father.)
>As a boy:
I actually never heard about girls having a problem with precise that fact but .....
Hating your father as a dude might be linked with him abusing you and shit. And people who get abused tent to abuse others.
Also its very very childish to hate your parents.
Respecting them is a part of becoming a adult in my mind
RED FLAGS ON WOMEN
>doesn't have her hymen
kos
>No Friends
>Gamer Girl
>Does not wear makeup
>depressed
shit
>is bigger then 1,80
>is even bigger then 1,90 hahahahahahah
idk what this means you damn eurocuck
>tfw six figure job, own apartment, broad interests, and fashionable but will be single forever because I'm unable to lift weights.
Jesus user sounds like a really shit situation
You want to just die in your sleep? Least you got internet, and I'm assuming you're getting a few NEETbux.
>Idk what this means
Fucking Burger cunt
Average male hight in Germany/northEurope (in Shitaly it is even lower)
>1,80 = 5 feet 11 inches
She is probably alomst as big as you and can never wear heels in your presence
> and 1,90 = 6 feet 3 inches
This is even tall for a guy and really fucking tall for a girl.
She probably as to duck to kiss you and as a weird stature
The only things I don't agree wtih are
>(Seriously, if i can have my hand around your Wrist it's a real turnoff)
That eliminates 99% of guys
>virgin
>never had relationship with girl
these are just mean, why can't you be the first?
>Fucking Burger cunt
heck yeah
girls that tall are pretty rare. most meme red flags for women want tall women cause muh genes though
buttstuff is fun, I think these Jow Forums boys are just afraid of anything out of their narrow comfort zone
idk about the wrist thing, depends on the size of the girl's hand, that varies quite a bit, definitely enough to skew the % of wrists they can wrap around by a lot
Extreme red flag deal breaker for women (female) trannys arent even people
>weights more than 50kg
Honestly, if you weight more than 50kg you might as well go to a veterinarian instead of a doctor
Buttstuff is for degenerate whores, faggots and pedophile priests
>more than 110lbs is too much
that's reasonable if the girls is shorter than like... 5'5 or so (1.65ish m i think)
also I know plenty of vegetarians that aren't skinny. being veggie doesn't really equate to being skinny desu.
There is no excuse to being heavier than 50kg no matter the height you coping ham beast, I went out with girls who are like 1,74cm 47kg
>buttstuff is fun
When you mean like anal and putting a finger in her putt while you fuck agree
If you mean licking her oder even involving your own anus you are a fucking faggot and need to be gassed before you genes spread.
>Jow Forums boys are just afraid of anything out of their narrow comfort zone
To be honest i was also always against doing anal because it seemed a little disgusting to me.
But one night she kind of tricked me into doing it, while pressing her Ass against my dick in sleep and it is really fun.
Can recommend that to every Anons who's girl is actually down to that shit.
I'm 43kg so I'm not fat, I'm just saying if a girl is that skinny being that tall she'll probably be a skelly anyways. If you're into skelly then power to ya