ITT: Jow Forums lives in the same hotel together

ITT: Jow Forums lives in the same hotel together.

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*pisses in pool*

>actually has a chance to find a bf
*locks in his room and never comes out*

*pisses in pool*

I would either be the most socially active extroverted guy or I would just shut myself in my room and never come out- depends on the guys I'm living with.

You can either choose to live alone or with someone
Oi! Get back here! Clean this mess up right now!
B-but you have to socialize fren!

Most guys here are autistic so...

*shits in pool*

*cries*

o-okey, but don't make me drink anything with alcohol in it

OY WHO SHIT IN THE HALLWAY?

*Locates every single namefag on Jow Forums and drowns them in the pool*

I take all of the German towels off the sunloungers and throw them into the pool. Stop doing that, Germany.

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jokes on you we got a janny to clean this ;)
whats wrong fren
alright fren

why keep living if there’s always someone better than you?

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bet it was mexico
no killing mate
stop that! the janny will get mad

to socialize with them and find their secrets!

A bomb!

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also I can’t find the guiness

god da

*Brings his collection of frogs with him*
Sorry, guys.

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KOT IS KOT
META THREAD

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*writes "fuck off" on all the bathroom stall doors*

ShitPOST NO

I really hate it when I join a Discord and join vc and it's all unfunny autsits screaming, especially since I already have friends that I can have pleasant convos in vc with so it's just a stark and unsettling contrast.

*throws it in the pool*
you take the right after getting out the elevator
i-its fine as long as you keep em to yourself
kot
when you troll bant hotel epic style

*locks myself in the bathroom*

I didn't get the ID.

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its ok fren
wanna play in the pool

thanks, you won’t see me for another week, that’s when i’ll stumble back to my room after having drank all the guiness.

I can't promise you anything.

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hmmm sounds fun
o.....ok

NO IT'S FILLED WITH SHIT AND PISS

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and there is also a bomb there

*pushes SHIT POST into the shit pool*

You've got 10 seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.

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oh yeah, atleast the bomb isnt gonna detonate anytime soon

OH shi-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* somehow sets off the bomb*

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pls don't
ill give you this hotel
the water is gonna absorb the explosion

Ok this is my hotel now.

there is more shit than water in that pool at this point

oh shit! who's gonna clean it up now >:(!

I need more than a towel to clean myself up.

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we need to find someone who does it for free

*Jumps in to the pool and rolls around in the fresh shit and piss mixture*

This hotel is now under new management

clean that shit up

of course sir, take the elevator to your room and take a bath
the janitor left after he saw the shit pool
sir no offense you smell like shit

Done. If anyone makes any more mess I will kill them myself.

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Come join me, It's fun and enriching

Thanks!
*divebombs into pool*

no!

*gets out of the pool*
*starts walking towards romania with increasing speed*

>dodges
>hits SHIT POST instead

You asked for it

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A FUCK

nooo don't
*runs and hides in the toilet, locks the door*

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*sits on a balcony*

pole dont do it

heheh

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If you jump, I'll kill you

Do it pussy.

*dies in explosion*

* drowns in the pool*

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not on my watch!
>grabs u out of pool
>performs CPR
Don't die on me!
>performs CPR harder

* dies in your arms*

test

Sorry, i have to...
*plays: youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
on max volume*

*finds a live wire from explosion before*
no shitposter dies today

>gets defibrillator
>turns it up to max voltage
here we go!
>electrocutes ur heart

* nothing's working press F good night*

GOD DAMN IT
*buries ur body in the pool*

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oh well we tried
*throws wire in the pool and short circuits hotel's electricity net*

*music stops*

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i think romania got fried as well
now its your turn, jump

*jumps so high, he leaves the stratosphere*

And then there were none.

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I'm still alive

*takes a huge diarrhea shit in pool*
*pool is all brown now*

Hey guys I just got off the plane and finally arrived at the hote- what’s that shitty smell?

*Spreads the word of the BEST PHYLUM*

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