Moby banged Natalie Portman when she was 18 and he was 34. She denied it, but he posted photographic evidence...

It's literally only a bad thing for her because he's fucking bald. Women are scum, it doesn't matter how talented he is, just because of his hair he's automatically creepy and rapey.
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Based Moby telling the truth about this thot.

What the fuck, she was literally past the age of consent

To be fair this makes a lot of sense. You're a 34 year old man charading around with a teenager. Although I'm not mad at him, after all in real life when you take away the social controls this is actually the natural order of things, it's still pretty cringe seeing this now 50 something year old man reminisce on his peak - oblivious to why this now middle aged woman can't "remember his good times"

Roasties being roasties as usual. Basically, if a man goes for a younger woman he's a pedo these days.
It was about jealousy all along, fucking lol at these old hags hitting the wall.

I can smell those rotting meat flaps a mile away, gross!

>be 31
>celebrate gfs 20th birthday
>she has a thing for older guys
>mfw she says she dated a 27 year old when she was 15

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this. this is literally the sole reason when you remove all the socially constructed sjw bullshit. if he had a full head of hair, she wouldn't have leveraged the criticism. they're literally trying to compare to legally aged adults, under the eyes of the law, to a 14 year old and 23 year old dating. ALL BECAUSE HE HAS NO HAIR

>milk fed

This is how George Clooney would look balding. Would girls suddenly start calling him "creepy" and "rapey" if he suddenly lost his hair?

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I can smell that month old dick cheese on that little pinprick of yours a continent away.

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>Would girls suddenly start calling him "creepy" and "rapey" if he suddenly lost his hair?
Yes, they would roast.

there's nothing wrong with two consenting adults going out. Moby reminiscing on it may or may not be pathetic, it's not against the law.

if he was bald at 34 yes. natalie portman was probably confronted by a friend about her indiscretion with baldie at 18. in order to save face and reputation (even in that moment), she denied it. Someone told corgan, and being out of touch with the times, and his waning social status he publicly countered her attempt to save face.

The fact that at 18, she was fucking a bald guy, isn't congruent with her image now. she had to defend it. she would've dragged down a bald clooney all the same.

Conversely, if corgan HAD hair, she wouldn't have denied it, she may have made a playfully remark about how much of a dork corgan was, but it wouldn't require mobilizing a social media lynch mob since he had hair. im dead serious

Looks like we might have another metoo moment. >omg he was like soooo ugly what was I thinkin gurl, RAAAAAAAPPPPEEEEE!!!

just sad that this cuck has no self awareness to realize why natalie portman denied dating him probably because she's embarrassed about it. he doubles down and posts pics bragging clearly about the girl he had sex with. imagine being so pathetic you have to brag about having sex with someone 20 years ago.

I just find it fascinating looking at how Brad Pitt et all would look balding, and how that would impact their public perception.

Even still, many women see past hair and are happy dating bald guys. Look at Jason Statham's wife FFS. It's not a deal breaker to some.

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typical jewish male brags about exploiting someone sexually jews really are sexually perverse and have no qualms about dating someone 20 years their younger.

most people have awareness would not feel comfortable dating an 18 year old girl who should be enjoying her life and dating young men her age but not the jew.

r9k will just change it's excuse every time an example is posted of another subpar guy getting laid by a hot girl

>yeah but THAT guy was a rockstar
>yeah that guy is ugly and poor BUT he was tall, idiot
>yeah HE may be be ugly and short but he got it cos of status retard
>yeah he might be a midget nobody but that's a 7/10 face with perfect hair
Face it, r9k is masochistic and in denial about it. You don't need everything, you only lose if you have nothing. No average 6/10 guy should be on this board, but they are because they like failing. (I'm not OP btw)

>Richard Melville Hall

Ah, yes. Such a classic Jewish name.

Behold, Jason Staham's wife is literally a 10/10 Victoria's Secret model. It's more about confidence than hair.

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Go back to you schizo, I'm so sick of you idiots.

possibly! but i think whats gonna happen is now that other rosaties have picked up on her displeasure wth billy showing her in relations with an UGLY BALD WHITE MALE, they're gonna help her spin a tall tale of corgan being some creepy arrested development manchild BALDY. corgan's gonnat try to defend himself with "archaic patriarchial toxic masculinity" or whatever, and its gonna fail because of the political climate

This is bait, nice try tho.

Moby is a gentile.

It's also about having a sculpted masculine face and glamorous career...

Also he's not that short, she's just wearing heels..

RDJ is a better example he's like fucking 5'6, but then again, beautiful face, glamorous career

dude Jason Statham is a massive outlier. He has a hypermasculine face. He''d probably like worse with hair desu. Not a good example. Notice how brad pitt, clooney, and all those other guys immediately look like total faggots with no hair.

He's not even Jewish you lunatic.

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Bullshit, you see it everywhere. Robots refuse to get girls because they enjoy hating themselves, even when some guy is posted who looks just like them they'll go out of their way to find whatever one reason they can why that guy is different and therefore succeeded. There'll be thousands of guys who look just like Moby who aren't rockstars but got laid to hot girls.

Riddle me this then, shitwagon: WHY is he being denounced vehemently for revealing their relationship IF it wasn't so bad to be a FUCKING BALDO WALDO? Riddle me that, el rosterina

Comparing basement dwelling NEETS to celebrities is blatant bait or you are genuinely mentally retarded.

HE WAS AN OLD MAN DATING A CHILD(who was a legal adult) OMG YOU PEDO FREAK!!

because he was 34 and dating a fucking child
34/2+7=24

nope. if it was swarthy clooney instead with a full thick head of hair, she probably would've giggled, posted her own instagram post with a picture of them together, and been like "Bet you guys didn't know me and George Clooney used to date. XD"

nope. fuck off. legal age.

I usually don't post here, but this seemed like the most relevant board. Is anyone who challenges the paradigm that women are narrow-minded hypocrites labelled a "roastie" in a poor attempt to deflect from actually confronting reality?

that's just survivorship bias. you pick the handful of bald guys who are successful and ignore the majority who lose enough SMV to drop below the invisibility threshold. so you're really just left with guys who are maxed out on charisma, good face, etc. it's a handicap no question

seething roasties past their prime.
simple as.

>a fucking child
I really hope one day I will have the pleasure of killing an American.

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No, no, no. I asked YOU a question. You don't get to ask me a question before you adequately try to answer mine. C'mon now.

Look, if you guys genuinely feel hair loss is an issue, you can fix it in most cases.

Propecia alone can achieve pic related in 15 months, AND prevent further hair-loss.

If you already have significant hair loss, save up for a hair-transplant. It will be about $20,000 but people save up that amount of money to buy pointless shit like cars. If it saves your self-esteem, why not invest in that?

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im wary of hair transplants because lets say you get your hairline fixed, what if the hair on your crown goes, or the sides around your temple? thats gonna look gangly gangly

How about Ringo marrying a Bond girl 10/10 who's taller than him? There's no sculpted masculine face and no "he's not that short" so that's another two excuses for something a "robot doesn't have but needs" dropped.

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you forgot the part about him being a member of the most iconic bands of all time.
wew

I'm the OP, you have me confused with the other person you were arguing with. I'm just surprised people get so defensive on this board and resort to deflection. My initial point was only that Moby is very below-average in looks, but because he exerted effort to make something of himself, he still gets hot women. Instead of insulting others pointing this out, why don't robots devote their energy to bettering themselves to be more like Moby?

yep i'm on propecia, have some (mild) sexual sides and it's only slowing the loss, doesn't seemed to have halted completely. balding is a curse if your head isn't shaped well/proportional to your body

Literally who banged literally who?

That's not the point, the basement dwelling NEETs just find another excuse why they can't get what other men get each time. This time it'll be celebrity. Next time when celebrity isn't applicable it'll be height. Next time when height isn't applicable it'll be jaw. Basement dwellers chose to be basement dwellers because they love hating themselves.

>im wary of hair transplants because lets say you get your hairline fixed, what if the hair on your crown goes, or the sides around your temple? thats gonna look gangly gangly
A good doctor places follicles in just the right places, including your crown. Propecia is used to ensure the hair you already have stays so it looks good. Hair transplants saved Elon Musks hair. He may be a billionare, but with a bit of saving, anyone can afford it.

Research the surgeon beforehand, look at results of their patients.

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>glamorous career
was mentioned twice
Being a Beatle is literally the closest you can be to a living god haha

nah, across many many species males have more variability in reproductive success, humans are no exception. people just love to blame the losers who had no choice in their poor faring w/r/t sexual selection because an unjust, random world where no outcome is fair makes them uncomfortable

ok well i agree. my point is yes, at the time, he attracted natalie portman because he made something of himself. however, in retrospect, now that portman is more established and older, coupled with the current socio-political climate, its a blow to her reputation to have dated him + age differential.

the point im trying to make is that, retrospectively, had it been a dude in the same position, but with hair, she wouldn't have denied it, and probably looked back in a goofy, harmless way.

Ok this is definitely baiting, no one can be this stupid.

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And it's switch to another excuse. Like clockwork. See and and He's also dating an iconic celebrity himself so that advantage is pointless, she could have dated any other celebrity she wanted, every status he has but also tall and handsome and rich and famous and "sculpted masculine faced".

yea but do you have to take propecia even after the hair transplant. i don't wanna get sexual dysfunction (kinda defeats the purpose amirite)

I'm a hair loss expert, incidently. If that is the case, there are much better treatments, problem is, they aren't yet FDA approved. ru58841 is a chemical that works about 5X better that Propecia, but you have to order it from fucking China. The best part is, it is topically applied and therefore has greatly reduced sides. I used it for a while with great results, but it just got too expensive.

Holding out hope the FDA just approves it and markets it. Big Pharma doesn't care about the hair-loss market, but it could be a gold mine for them. Makes no sense.

Wow you are probably the dumbest user I've ever come across on this site holy shit, I think you are actually serious.
You must be a woman.

this bloke gets it. status dynamics 101

There's nothing wrong with a 30-whatever year old dating an 18 year old, and yeah, when criticism of that comes from an older woman, you can't help thinking it's hypocrisy where they got whatever they wanted when they were young and pretty and now they don't like finding out successful older dudes can get women younger and prettier than them and it wasn't their personality that anyone cared about.

That being said, if you read about Moby, he is self-admittedly an asshole and a creeper, and I'm more inclined to believe Natalie Portman in this specific case.

>He's also dating an iconic celebrity himself
Who? she had nowhere near the amount of status he had.
Again, you are retarded.

I dont want to be ass raped in prison if she regrets the sex or want a new boyfriend. Women will make you a bad guy after a breakup.

>self admittedly
where? genuinely curious. maybe ill join the roastie lynch mob if this checks out

Generally you do need to take it. There are mild sides but I think people blow them out of proportion. A small amount of people do get major side effects, however, so it is a risk. I guess that's just the price one must pay if they want to fix baldness.

Propecia fucked me, big time. Awful, awful sleep, like 2 - 3 hours a night, tops. Throat closed so much I could barely speak. Dick felt like it wasn't even there. Horrible drug. Poison

It's also hypocritical and shallow how they complain about older men going after younger woman and then turn around and refuse to date short men.
Fuck the old hags, I'll make sure I always date a girl atleast 10-20 years younger then me, if I get the chance. I can't wait to see the seething looks on their ugly shriveledup faces.

>ill join the roastie lynch mob if this checks out

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She was regarded one of the hottest women in the world in the 60's and a Bond girl, you can't get any more status as a sex symbol than that.

Your excuse this time is "Yes he's short and ugly and basically autistic, but he's got a bit of extra fame on his tall beautiful model 10/10 rich famous bond girl wife, that's what did it."

they don't date short men because on an instinctive level they recognize a short man cannot protect them, defend them, etc. Thats why they like tall guys. More than likely a guy who is 6'4+ can fuck up any dude on the street without martial arts training. the opposite cannot be said of a dude who's 5'6 and below. if there was an altercation between a 6'4 dude and 5'6 guy, manlet loses, women gets "raped" and/or is left defenseless

anyone else just get a depressing sinking feelings when you read stuff like this? just happy popular people having sex, experiencing love and success and personal happiness when im a 28 kissless virgin

i hate god, god is a malevolent demon who enjoys our suffering. there is no justice and god is cruel and evil. i actually hate patronizing religious faggots who tell me shit about how god loves me when they themselves are non-virgin sinning hypocrites pieces of shit

the gnostics were right, god is evil

go. fuck. a. hooker.

t. 28 year old

That sucks to hear. Insomnia is one of the most common side-effects, not even sure why. It blocks testosterone from becoming DHT (which causes hair-loss.) Why some people get insomnia is a mystery, but it sucks. It just doesn't work with some people.

I look like these with a boyish face and it makes me want to kill myself every day

F oregon trail

idk about no sides when i briefly looked into ru there was a tin of talk about possible heart problems/topical going systemic sort of business. plus like you say it's unregulated, i'm wary of continuing to take propecia even but at least it has years of clinical trials (shoddy as they may be) to back up its relative safety

nah lol, im voluntarily dying a virgin. ive already accepted it and now all i have to do is cope with the pain and mental distress. at this point losing my virginity isn't even worth it

still, life is shit and god is evil

>tfw nobody mentions this except in obscure censored porn forums

Do you think I give a shit what their reasons are? I don't, they are shallow and that's all there is to it. So if they don't mind being shallow succubi I'll myself be one, I'll be a sugar daddy for a highschool girl when I'm in my 30s.

>god is a malevolent demon who enjoys our suffering.
Take up meditation. Not even joking. Meditation saved my life. I'm serious. It will completely change your perception of the reality you think you live in. Start small, but work up to at least an hour a day. Try Vipassana. I know it's hard to believe, but I truly hope you try it, because I know it can free you from what you are experiencing.

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>you can't get any more status as a sex symbol than that.
her status had no staying power, she knew she was gona be a nobody after her 15 minutes were up.
think for a second.

Natalie Portman is probably insane. The hollywood rape machine has had it's grip on her for years.

I could get to sleep fine, but would without fail wake up within 3 hours and then not get back to sleep, regardless of how exhausted I was. Life was a living nightmare

Was really worried about pfs but 2 months on all my sides have gone. Not worth it, I'll just shave and maybe get micropigmentation, or maybe hope that male weaves improve in the next few years

Don't do what you're doing. You've come up with some noble idea in you're head that you're going to accept your bonds and become a monk. When you're actually 60 and really won't be able to get any pussy and your dick stops working you'll regret it for the rest of your life that you didn't make more effort to fuck those girls in their 20s back when you was in your 20s too.

>rockstar
still looks like a retard on that pic, some aspies are beyond saving

i think you missed the part where i said im a 28 year old VIRGIN who never experienced love or sex dispite many years of deeply wanting to experience love. at this point im old and balding and its over

i dont think sitting and closing my eyes is going to change anything. and yes ive done meditation in the past, it didnt really do anything for me, but thanks for the DEEP AND INSIGHTFUL suggestion my wonderful anonymous friend! =D

I was extrapolating from my experience of having no sides, but you're right... it's a bit of a gamble to use it considering there have been no major tests.

I just want a drug company to seriously look into something like RU and do the tests, get it approved if it passes, and market it. It sucks we only have Propecia and Rogaine.

>posed for a photo together
>they fugged
sure

>life is shit and god is evil
Just got done watching hellraiser and can confirm

maybe i will, i dont know what will happen in the future

>really won't be able to get any pussy
ive never been able to get pussy, thats why im a virgin to this day. and ive already accepted my fate. you have to understand that statistically people like me exist. injustice exists in this world

there are poeple like moby and natalie portman who are rich, famous, get laid, experience love, and are happy. and there are people like me

this is just a fact of life, and im just contrasting the 2 lives to showcase just how deeply god truly loves us and just how just this beautiful world that we live in is

Just checked his Insta, he's an SJW, why all of them are creeps

>now that I'm old I hate men dating younger women
Fancy that