/britfeel/

baked bean slice

Steak Bake and a Cornish Pasty lad.

Directions to the nearest supermarket, then go purchase bacon tomatoes lettuce and brie, then go make yourself a banging bacon and cheese butty
And yes I'd cut off the rind on the brie

>1900w

What the fuck, aren't normal microwaves 700-900? Are you meant to use an industrial one or something?

Started browsing Jow Forums desu lads, it's a bit different to how I thought

>tfw today is the 5 year anniversary of Elliot Rodgers day of retribution

My vanilla latte from 3 years ago
Kek
Based, britpol is cancer though

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yeah. am a bit confused now though. but not anymore, just woprked it ouit walking to freezer. was going to 0% 20 sec??wtf??. but then thought that means leave it for 20 seconds before stuffing yer face. strange way to say it though.
oh yeah, and (wonder if the filter will get it) SOYA. eek, is that worse than the couple of Enumbers?

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Win elections

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enter first

Hope you're all going to vote today. Remember that we're not leaving the EU so your vote matters

are we voting for MEP's? if so i reckon vote for nige, he loves a good verbal tussel over there doesn't he

>tfw had a panic attack and now feel ashamed

Glad to see you are all in one piece lads, thought /britfeel/ had finally died for good

>surgery lets you book appointments normally throughout my entire life
>stops doing this now for some reason
>"Call back on Thursday because we'll have appointments then!"
>drag my arse out of bed to call at opening time after just 3 hours of sleep
>first person to get through
>asks my name
>"Oh haha you have to call LATER haha or tomorrow since we're ADDING the appointments today"
I'm convinced they've blacklisted me for some reason there's no way they've suddenly decided to become so fucking annoying I've been trying to book an appointment for over a fucking week now.

Most people have to wait three weeks for a GP appointment, stop complaining and book it in now for June

State of the NHS. Not saying that we should scrap it, but it needs a massive overhaul. I'm sick of it being treated as untouchable.

They won't let me book anything at all. They claim to have literally zero appointments on the system available.

MR CROWLEY
BACON BREAKFAST WRAP
KETCHUP OR BROWN SAUCE

whats the vote for today? EU? arent we leaving? its not for like a new PM or anything, right?
should i bother?

At my CHAD GP you arent allowed to book over a week in advance and if you call at like 8am you can get same day appointment.

I think you can get a same day appointment at mine but only if you need it. Regular appointments for non serious issues go in advance but they seem to run out. I really do think I'm blacklisted now.

ooh, brown sauce
good call chief

Vote brexit/UKIP

do the opposite of what this lad says woop

I prefer britfeel but britpol is still miles better than int /brit/, why do you say it's cancer?

Naw mine is just first come first serve. lidlod you cant get blacklisted from ur gp unless you done somin wrong like sexually assaulted your gp.. youve never done that right?

that sort of makes sense honestly, call later today and see if they've got any

imagine browsing Jow Forums lol.
and the rest of Jow Forums is shit. wish /britfeel/ existed on a cooler board.

Buddy your a hard man, spunk man,
Fucking someones mum,
Gonna have a little gangbang yeah,
You got dick in your face,
Pizza wizza good taste.
Wagging that willy all over the place..

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Britpol is cucked, very left wing by Jow Forums standards (yasin would love it) and much more about sixth form personality drama than British politics

I mean I've only been in it a few threads but that doesn't really align with what I've been reading, it mainly seems to be people shilling Brexit party and laughing at Chuka

They don't even have political views, they just idolise nige because they are being contrary

back from greggs
was aight

people who browse Jow Forums on Jow Forums are literal cancer and incapable of comprehending that people would dislike them for anything other than their naive political views

really bothered by people who use the word litteral wrong

Lads I bought a gift voucher for my cousin for The North Face but he's already gone away and doesn't need it any more.

I tried taking it back but they said they don't do refunds. I asked a couple of people in the store if they want to buy it off me but they both said that they were using card (I think this was just an excuse).

How can I get rid of this? It's a lot of money...

start crying in the store, they'll give you a refund

lads lads lads, might have a money making scam here
argos is doing a deal where if you buy a switch you get a game for free, but when I reserved it it put it into two different reservations with different numbers
this says the total to pay for these two items is just 7 quid, will I only have to pay 7 quid to get these two items and don't bother collecting the other reservation?

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I have been in there 3 times already and they said no all three times even after explaining that I literally can't afford anything in the shop.

you'll have to have proof of purchase of the Switch.

You know you never vote for a prime minister right?

you know what i mean lid

Through the town of Lincoln Nebraska
With a sawed off 14" in my lap.
Through the badlands of Wyoming
I killed everything in my path..

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Wow so /brit/ is beating /britfeel/ atm. You slags have let us get cucked.

Another day of toil, enjoy your day, NEETs

Get a tuna bake

Oblige the Nige

Rocketman was really good lads. Mummy even got tearful at some parts

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i propose we pack up camp and take /britfeel/ to another board. i am sick of having to click Jow Forums and seeing all the shit threads just to come here.

>be Shitalian
>Travel to London every summer
>Go to Soho to have a pint with the lads
>See some place called "Cho won"
>Laugh
>Get pint, leave the pub
>Some dude unironically dabs ON me while I walk
>Get home and order shitty pizza, for a total of 30 fucking punds

I both love and hate britland, but I really like you guys.

how about /out/ the most comfy of boards

yes
what are they gonna do, kick us... /out/?
haha.

Why dont we just merge with /brit/ on int. Seems to be doing better than us atm.

I am le only euro here boy

Mate...
orig

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Pisses me off when people fail to spell it right and all

>21 stone
>ugly
>virgin
>small dick
>25 years old
kek, why do i even bother sticking around.

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Any Jow Forums man in? I want to know if taking up running will be enough to reduce my gut or do I need to do other exercises too?

ya just need to eat better, exercise won't do shit on its own bud

i dont browse /brit/ so i dont know if that's a good idea or not.
maybe i should start. is it political? not interested if it is, i like /britfeels/ comfy and laid back nature, pizza wizza posts n all.

just stop putting things in your mouth, fatty.

Running good but you need to mix gentle stuff with high intensity interval to burn fat.

Obviously I'm eating healthier as well, I just didn't mention it because its fucking obvious

cringe normie
kys, why don't you marry /brit/?

desu ive only just seen it today but seems like a more normie version of britfeel except theres quite alot of non brits. makes me wonder if some people here are actually brit. But yeah alot less larping and no weird shit about trannies and all that other weird stuff.

The only thing that makes me sadder than thinking about my own life is seeing others and imagining how miserable they must be, particularly pakis

lads, im packing my bags and heading to /out/
care to walk with me?

It's dangerous out there lad, here take this with you

*puts hand in pocket*
*takes hand out pocket again and flips you the V sign*

i don't think they like us at brit honestly

you don't really *need* to run if you're eating better. Cardio just makes you better at cardio.

i am trying to integrate.
i am sick of visiting this trash board. make me sick to think i 'browse' r9k, the well-known looser board.

It's widely accepted that China will overtake the US to become the largest economy in the world by 2030. Although nothing will change overnight then.

What's more significant is when mandarin overtakes English as the most economically important language in the mid 2040s. At that point take-up of English as a second language will rapidly plummet.

It will probably regress to being spoken by natives in the UK/US/Ireland/Canada/Australia/NZ and a declining number of 2nd language speakers in Europe

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I'm tempted to call bullshit on that because I already do eat healthily and yet my gut has remained for years

count your calories. how much you eat in a day?

I am down to a mere 14st 4 lb now

I can't give exact figures but it's definitely below 2.5k, probably more like 1.5

already there lad, im the smelly bloke with long hair and a knife hidden in the bottom of my walking stick

Is that likely to actually happen though? The thing about English at the moment isn't just that it enables trade with USA, Australia, UK, whoever - it's that it enables trade between the vast number of people who speak it as a second language. When Japs do business with Brazilians, when Indians deal with italians and when Russians deal with Egyptians - english

a medical marvel, overcoming all scientific fact

Bazzoli you fuckin gabbagool

SMELLY STICKY POO POO FROM MY HAIRY BOTTY

i think ill drop /britfeel/ for /brit/.
it's refreshing.

from a young age I've always enjoyed mincing around like a proper bender and generally pretending to be a homosexual

Off you fuck then mate, do you want our permission or something? Christ

they asked me how old I was when I went to vote, I'm fucking 21. do I really look that young ffs?

That's the point, eventually mandarin will be the default language for people with two different languages like Russian and Japanese

>mandarin
isn't that a type of orange lad?

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the only way I'd vote is if that politician who looks like wills mum gave me a blowy or a go in her tits

gonna say yes, with nothing to go on at all

Other 12 year olds used to look old to you. Alot of 21yos look like teens to me now. It's the same shit. The over 80s see 40yo as youths.

Lads come to /Brit/ this place is fucking dry as fuck. They even had a sex survey there.