I'm about to turn 27 and still have never been in a relationship, am I the biggest loser on this board?

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I"m 24 years old NEET zero friends and 6k in debt. My parents probably wish I were dead

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I really wish death was a reset button and you get reborn as someone else.

>had sex and gfs

How in Christ's name

IDK, you could be born in North Korea or some African country that's dying from hunger and thirst, being born in the first place was extremely RNG, fuck the universe for making me to go through this misery

I had the sex and gfs part when i wasn't a fat fuck

>North Korea
This would actually be right up my alley, very quiet and introverted country.

I'm 29 and never been in a relationship, get real kid.

28 kv here and honestly, being in the presence of other virgins who feel and understand my pain really does help relieve it

misery loves company, as the saying goes. god is cruel and life is suffering. it sucks for me because im actually physically very good looking, im just a shy autistic mentalcel. good looking physical body, rotten inside mind and psyche

Also friendless KHHV here but only 24, however it's pointless comparison because I know I'll still be like this when I'm your age

>it sucks for me because im actually physically very good looking
At least you don't look like a virgin, perception is all that matters nowadays.

You've potentially dodged several types of high calibre bullets. You've also potentially missed on something good. Make of this what you will

I'm 21, Putting yourself out there and false bravado were the things that got me a relationship, it was fucking hell though, she was cute (face 7 body 8) and fun to be around but as soon as we started dating she wanted to be the center of my daly life and asked for constant attention in the form of messaging, nudes, tagging on posts (twitter, fb, instagram), weekly or bi-weekly dates (spending cash on her).
All of the things i mentioned are fun at first but with time it becomes stagnant, not to mention that i had to catch up with some of the normie series that she watched because she "wanted her boyfriend to know about the things she liked" and i stopped being able to do the things that i loved (napping, videogames, anime) because she wanted me to be available for her through the day, she did not prohibited me from doing those things but she got mad when she talked to me and i was more interested in other stuff.
It ended up pretty badly, she tried fucking one of my friends and i got really deppressed, gained 12 kilograms and shit.
Not recommended in the slightest, focus on yourself user, i had a lot of insecurities before a relationship and now they are even worse, not looking for one in the near future.

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I'm 45, senpai.

Normalfags seem to live just as empty and meaningless life as I do. A lot of women are trash. Even if there is a lot that Im missing, I doubt dating roast would get me any closer

>friends online
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY AM I THE ONLY NEET UNABLE TO GET FRIENDS ONLINE FUCK HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO SOCIAL ANXIETY TOO STRONG

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>can swim

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I got drunk a few nights and starting talking and bantering in game chat, turns out i was pretty funny and people added me and we've been playing almost ever since

>six grand debt
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
have fun paying that off untill youre fucking 60

FUCCKKK WHY GOD DID YOU MAKE ME THIS WAY
WHEN I'M DRUNK I JUST CRY AND HATE MYSELF GOD WHYYYYYYYYYY

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I'm 32 and never had a gf. Have a job, house etc.
Being born male and ugly is a death sentence.

>27
>kissless virgin
>stuck in a dead-end job
>no friends
>no license
>live at parents
>overweight

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Just start talking shit in an online video game

Legitimately made me laugh