if you're one of those losers always saying "how do I get high if I have no friends" I have the perfect list of legal high hacks. they all work extremely fucking well and are all natural no risk of dying or anything all perfectly healthy and cheap as fuck. all of these can be shipped to your house easy too.
>get kratom ($50 for a huge ass fucking bag $20 for decent sized bag) >get strong strain like red bali >take kratom in pills or powder >get cbd hemp flower (can get ounces for 40 dollars) >wait an hour for kratom to kick in >drink it with soda or something so the powder or pills are easy to get down >once buzz kicks in >smoke cbd hemp flower >get immediately fucked >feels like a heavy opiate nod and a similar buzz to weed but more like a heavy body high >incredibly relaxing >just melt into your bed kills pain feel relaxed as fuck just enjoy sitting around watching videos or whatever you do normally
legal high hack for speeding balls >buy caffeine pills ($7 for a massive fucking bottle shit load of it >take 2 or 3 caffeine pills to start >drink it with a monster red bull energy drink whatever kind >if poor or cheap or prefer to just drink it down with black coffee >pop one more if you need to >you should be speeding fucking balls >speed balls for hours almost as intense as ritalin >just pop a pill or two every couple hours to get completely fucking high as balls and drink another energy drink
these will all get you incredibly fucked up. you can mix alcohol with it too but i havent tried that yet. ive been a drug addict for 8 years trying every drug that isnt crackhead shit or has the potential to kill you or overdose easy or anything. these are fucking strong strong combinations that feel just as strong as perscription drugs. cheap legal easy to get and no risk.
also the kratom is really really good for a comedown on the caffeine pills to go to sleep becuase you are going to be speeding balls until 7 in the morning
>You are going to get some idiot killed. >implying that's a bad thing NATURAL SELECTION. KILL all retards, people w/ brain fuck ups, drug addicts, people who can't figure out how to use a fucking lighter. GEEEAWD! People spend millions of dollars on saving the lives of retards, and why. I don't buy that shit like "oh he's my son though!" So the fuck what, he ain't normal, kill him, put him out his misery. He is only a waste of time and money, then people say "But he is worth the time, he is human too" No he isn't, if he was then he would swallow a bullet cause he would realize what a fucking waste and burden he was.
Landon Torres
Is CBD really doing something or is it just some kind of meme?
Caleb Gray
cbd oil kinda sucks cause its a low dose.
taking cbd alone is like ibuprofen or something but cbd hemp flower definetely gets me high as fuck
Lucas Gomez
Around 400mg is cited as the recommended UDL by the FDA. Any more than that, and you may come into complications (not even mentioning the problems that come from significant chronic stimulant use). >Tfw you agree with user but don't want him to kill other bots indirectly. This feely kind of feeling.
when i was 14 i did the caffeine pills and a monster energy and ended up in the hospital with a bpm of 170 and the beginning of my anxiety disorder kratom + cbd is god tier combo tho so props for that
don't buy oils or any of that shit buy some flower online or if a headshop near you has some
Grayson Foster
just to add onto what i was sayin though, get a strain that has 0.9% thc in it you'll be smoking equivalent to what hippies in the 70s smoked in terms of potency
Jaxon Kelly
hemp flower cbd has .3% and under...
Sebastian White
You can't buy flower online you utter dip. My sister sunk $150 into that and was scammed. It's a felony and virtually not possible.
Justin Turner
There are some legal psychedelics as well if anyone is interested, try either Heavenly Blue Morning Glory flower seeds (you'll need to eat around 250, and they don't taste good) but after the half hour or so of stomach pains you'll have an LSA trip that will blow your socks off if you have no prior experience with psychs This was the first one for me, nowadays I prefer shrooms and you can get the spores legally but you have to grow them yourself and it's a bit long
You can literally just buy these seeds on amazon or at the garden center though, just make sure to wash the pesticide off. The coat them in that crap and it's poisonous
Joseph Thomas
google tweedle farms right now
Landon Richardson
retard look up cbd hemp flower. its weed without the thc
Levi Flores
CBD? Okay that's fair. I was thinking you were talking about THC.
Dylan Martin
>Caffeine feels like ritalin
Are you retarded? Caffeine is the shittiest stim and there's no way to make it feel even half as decent as anything else in the category.
Brandon Perez
You do realize its not about being incredibly fucked up right? Part of the appeal of weed is that its safe and not strong enough to put you in real danger while tripping out. Do you have any legal high hacks that are mild?
Kayden Nguyen
kratom is mild as fuck you can literally drive a car on it and if you take too much you just throw up
Bentley Myers
Kratom has no effect at all for me unless I take 15 grams and then the only thing that happens is that I vomit. Tried many kinds and all were exactly the same. CBD alone doesn't make anyone high. There has to be THC as well. Caffeine can make me slightly less tired if I take very large amounts but never makes me feel even slightly speeded.
Nicholas Perry
All of the ones he mentioned are extremely mild and it's unlikely you'll feel anything at all.
Ayden Cruz
Iirc its less than that. Supposed to be sub .1%. All my strains have .06%, .03% or .02%. Its virtually no THC but its enough to make the cbd psychoactive in it's own right. Ironically enough I found I enjoy the strain with the least THC more than the others
Luke Brooks
How much did you need for some effect then?
Austin Hughes
Can anybody recommend a good place to buy Kratom? I've looked into this before, but didn't like the vendors I was seeing.
Aiden Martin
is it dangerous? seems like too much work and money if i just want to try it once
Parker Young
how addictive is the first solution? you compared it to opiate high
John Allen
mild withdrawals worth the high imo. withdrawals only come from heavy daily usage for a long time
Julian Brown
hey FBI i know you dont operate like "that" in eu but do you know where i could get some dmt or ayahuasca in areas near me? i dont have the funds to go to a mexican shamanic trip and the way joe rogan talks about that shit is really alluring, i dont want to fill my body with antidepresseants to cure my chronic depression but i want to fill my body with these cultic thingies that seem to also help relieve my ailments
