/r9gay/ - #742

Fuck off you stupid prison gay.

just regular boys that aren't kids or unrealistic muscle freaks doing cute and lewd things together

"trugay" lmao

why is r9gay obsessed with monogamy?
whats so wrong with a relationship without it? You know thousands of years ago 17 women had kids for one guy right? Monogany isn't in our dna.

>in a gay thread complains about crossdressing
Why?

Also don't care here have some nice doujins.
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because it's always the same cringy shit

There is only 1 or two gays here who value monogamy and that's the boomers who are lonely lmao.
The rest are just young fakers who daydream like little yaoifangirls. But when they get cock they lose the monogamy daydream and become real gays who live freely and fuck freely.

>gay sex is cringy
What?

crossdressing is cringy

crossdressing doujins are literally draw an anime girl call it a guy
why would a gay person like that

Not really, it's a kink no matter if you like it or not.
And what's the problem? It's just a drawing? Can fap to real guys who crossdress too and it's fine.

Why are you guys always butthurt for a simple kink?

>Why are you guys always butthurt for a simple kink?
no one is even butthurt lmao you asked a question and got an answer

>tfw painkillers make you reeaaal horny but also disable your ability to get fully hard or cum

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in real life sure but in doujins it's always the same thing over and over and it's just not interesting at all

>Jow Forums - Miserable good. Miserable comfortable.

>in real life sure but in doujins it's always the same thing over and over and it's just not interesting at all

That I can agree.

Every thread you post this and every thread i want to be that bf

Porn is legit the same thing over and over
>two or more people
>they somehow get horny
>they undress all the lewd places
>they shag
>they cum
like woah lad such originality is possible in this ganre

who mentioned porn?
yes sex goes like that but what comes before and after can be wildly different

Sex is repetitive motions that feel good anyway
So whatever

You're free to be that boyfriend. I am waiting and my nipples are hard now because it's pretty cold right now.

Honestly getting just as annoyed at you dictating the rules for gayness as I was at that last fag for dictating the rules for christianity. Live and let live ffs

>must be/like at least this hairy -> ~~~~~~ in order to be gay

>gaytekeeping
every thread

reminder that gays are fucking degenerates and should be beaten on sight

Anyone else like to flex as many muscles as possible when they cum? Feels good man. Just scared I might accidentally make a boy lose consciousness if I ever cum in one irl

barafags are stupid but i have no problem gatekeeping against prison gays that only like 10/10 traps/femboys they see posted online

Meowy reminder to bully normaniggers :3
>mad normans
Every thread!
Norman gays sure, you can take them all away :3

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kek I'd really like to see a robot try to kick my ass

that's having unrealistic standards not necessarily being prison gay though

but then I'd have to bully you, /soc/ poster

have you ever tried spasming your core and legs (like some kind of epileptic) when you cum, it always makes me cum a large amount

>but then I'd have to bully you, /soc/ poster
Sowwy but meow is a confirmed robot

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real robots don't have trips, sowwy

does being fat give extra robot points

>that's having unrealistic standards not necessarily being prison gay though
that's the problem with prison gays, they don't like 99.9999% of actual men, they very extremely high standards because they're only attracted to guys that look like girls

>guy i add from here keeps showing redflags that he's a normalfag
>starts telling me how much he gets flirted with
>gives off the vibe that he rejects guys constantly
>sends me pic
>hes a chubby mutt with a pig snout and overalls ugly af
why does this even happen? How can these people be this confident?

>that's the problem with prison gays
you have no clue what the term actually means first off
and while a lot of prison gays on Jow Forums may only want traps, only liking traps != being prison gay

True enough
But whatever
Let them have what they want
Who you want to shag is not a badge of honor

Meow is unique!
Nyot sure, probably nyot

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he's probably on grindr where even a 60yo fat person would get flirted with

Yeah that tends to happen whether I try to or not

where the FUCK do boyfriends come from? how do I buy one?

just saw this movie. why do people start to hate freddy so much? why do his friends get so mad at the party and leave right away? was it homophobia?

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Not intentionally but my body tenses up really hard to the point where if I'm lying down I involuntarily sit up as I orgasm, and then I sort of pass out for 30 seconds

So does that make twinks and traps themselves prison gay too? SOMEONE's gotta fuck em!

Thank you!

that's pure autism, record it and put it online

He was a selfish prick who put his own hedonism and narcissism above the needs of his friends, family, band, and even his own health. You didn't get that?

Nice, sounds exhilarating and sweaty :)

it's just because it's super intense and it sort of scares me so I don't do it too often
note: I don't actually pass out I just sorta lose all energy

>only liking traps != being prison gay
no one that only likes traps is legitimately gay
i don't care who they're attracted to i care that they come to these threads acting like they're not prison gay and trying to find a bf. They get people's hopes up and then toss them aside because they look slightly more masculine than an anime girl

no, most traps and twinks aren't even liked by prison gays and you can like both of these without being prison gay

So we're all still on for gangraping meow this saturday right? If you don't RSVP you'll have to pay for your entry at the door!

>tfw no anderson cooper bf

>no one that only likes traps is legitimately gay
and who are you to decide that? traps are still men. there's no such thing as a "legitimate gay" if you're attracted to men, you're gay
prison gay is something else entirely

Also probably the most overrated singer and band ever

>They get people's hopes up and then toss them aside because they look slightly more masculine than an anime girl
NOW we're getting to the root of your traumatic butthurt :D Its okay bb, we won't let them hurt you again

>They get people's hopes up and then toss them aside because they look slightly more masculine than an anime girl
Oh yeah can relate
Those people are cunts

>ut his own hedonism and narcissism above the needs of his friends, family, band, and even his own health
he invited them to his party and made literally is the reason the bands so popular and makes millions? no i did not get that.

Always did imagine he'd have a nice and thick daddy cock. Wouldn't be able to stand an actual conversation with the guy though.

I hope so cause i've been here for too long.

He partied and fucked to the point of irresponsible excess though. Imagine how much further along the band's career could have gone with him had he not gotten himself poz'd up

Obviously user, not sure what your point is, that's a shitty thing to do
>prison gay is something else entirely
prison gay is developing attraction to feminine men because you're desperate and have no other option. if you go around calling yourself gay and you only like 0.000001% of all men you're retarded and being deliberately misleading for no reason even if you want to technically call it gay

As long as yall ain't fujoshits

I don't mind as long as you're not gross transbians

>prison gay is developing attraction to feminine men
no, it's having sex with men because you can't get laid with women
feminine or not has no relevance

so hes not allowed to have fun now? the bands entitled to him 24/7? think before you type.

Prison gays "like" traps/femboys and rarely twinks because they cant get women, but they always want them to look like females and these are harder to get than females so it rarely works out. If some desperate one settles for uglier trap then hes going to leave once he finds a female interested in him. Theyre all scum and a waste of time.

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>all my exs have gone on to gets gfs
am i really that bad or is this the life of a femboy?

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why are you being so needlessly pedantic? everyone here uses the definition i am using and it's what everyone means when they talk about the prison gays here

Are trannies welcome?

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Listen, we all get where you're coming from and I even agree that liking traps/trannies isn't inherently gay if the feminine traits are most prevalent, but in general if you have a dick and you actively seek sexual or romantic relations with someone who has a dick, its gay. Even if you just like body-hairless twinks, its still gay. But its a dumb argument to have in the first place! A dumb hill to die on.

most tops prefer feminine men, people here will call anyone who isn't exclusively into baras "prison gays"
gaytekeeping is retarded

obv. theyre the biggest gay of them all!

He can have fun but like with any other job, its irresponsible to let your fun get in the way of your ability to work. When everyone else is putting in the effort its reasonable to expect them to get pissed at the weak link, especially when that link is as talented a singer as Freddie was. They were mostly pissed at how much he was squandering his talent by devoting the majority of his energy to chasing cheap highs and sexual thrills

Thanks beb, good to hear
Now then anyone wanna play sonic r with me?

whats the point of becoming famous then?

What he's saying makes sense though. By definition actual "prison sex/rape" has almost no feminine traits involved. Its 9 times out of 10 a power move or act of violence. Sometimes that dynamic gets mimicked for the sake of kink in consensual sex but it just doesn't make sense to use the term "prison gay" the way you are using it, when you really think about it.

Muny

Weren't some fujos lurking the threads a while ago?

If you create art for the sake of becoming rich or famous you are automatically a shitty artist and your product will reflect that.

Someone was accusing meow of being a fujo. But I think he's just a big ol slut

whats the point of money then?

>it's a gay sex dream episode

having fun when you retire

>but in general if you have a dick and you actively seek sexual or romantic relations with someone who has a dick, its gay.
that's a very black and white view, even if you say it's technically gay going to a gay community and acting like you're the same as everyone else there is retarded, all you're doing is misleading people.
most 'feminine men are not what prison gays like, a prison gay couldn't go on a porn website search 'twink' or 'femboy' and get off to any of the videos
the people they're attracted to barely exist, that's why i specified 10/10 traps/femboys

>What he's saying makes sense though. By definition actual "prison sex/rape" has almost no feminine traits involved.
you think literal prison gays don't go for the short, skinny feminine ones? the whole point of the term is to describe someone that's desperate not gay
i don't know why you're so caught on the semantics instead of the actual problem with them

for reference, see jason derulo who doesnt give two shits about art and still makes mad stacks

>most tops prefer feminine men
Lol, they might prefer someone smaller but its never feminine
Its called prison gay because you cant sex females in prison so you settle for men, nyot really hard to understand
Meow nyot a slut

aim to retire with aches and pains and hardly any energy compared to your youth, feeling jealous of your pairs who are enjoying their young bodies in the meantime OR party, have the time of your life then retire with enough money to enjoy the finer things of life now that you've experienced the sex, drugs etc.

>am i really that bad or is this the life of a femboy?
Neither is necessarily true. I'm sorry those didn't work out but sometimes people just need to figure themselves out. It sucks being the one left behind after that, but they still must have enjoyed you and your company when you were together. I'm sure they look back at your time together fondly. Don't give up, a guy like me would gladly spend the rest of my life with a cute boy

some prison gays might only like that yea, but it doesn't necessarily make you prison gay if that's your preference, just need to lower your standards

never is a big word for a brainlet like you

We gotta stop these generalizations. People like what they like and there's a huge spectrum of tastes. It's not up to us to put labels on other people's tastes.

And yes meow is the big slut

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I only had a gay sex dream once. I was sucking some guy off and it felt so real that I actually woken up happpy as I felt I finally got to experience how it is.

But most of my dreams involving boys are just about cuddling, sleeping together and feeling loved.

Are you really that desperate to be acknowledged by an attention whore?

Brainlet is a big word for a brainlet like you
>And yes meow is the big slut
Prove it!

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