/britfeel/

What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home edition

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Where we droppin bois #first

WHITE ROSE WHITE ROOOOOSE!

So you can be leftwing and not hate white people?

I'm gonna make it I swear. One more exam to go, then I just have to do my project in two months

PSA PSA PSA
MONI'S OFFICAL TRIP CODE IS: !!duh2/dI1Qty
IGNORE ALL SIMILAR NAMED IMPOSTORS

Did God make the big bang? Is God an alien? What planet does he live on? When we relocate to Mars will we find him in a crater watching The Housewives of Orange County?

absolutely lud

hi moni, knew you were reading, just wanted to check lmao

Please dont post such pictures I'm trying to be a good boy

don't want to sleep knowing I have to wake up tomorrow

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Shaved me pubes again haha

Get out paki boy

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But that leftwing guy got so sensitive, he fit the stereotype. He's probably vegan

Shaved my arse too lod makes going to the loo far easier

Did the user who lost his virginity to the escort MILF from London come back? I have QUESTIONS that need ANSWERING

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I wish I was a bird with a small brain and the sky to be free in

like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=dn1DXyHSWsg

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I just like having a smooth penis and balls tbqh

All black people constantly shit on white people, he's just doing the same

5head
need to do dis one day lad
very efficient!!!!

Yandex reverse image search is great

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Is it normal to be fearful of black youths when walking past them? I wouldn't consider myself inherently racist but I get really scared in those situations and wouldn't if they were white.

done a number on the moni larper, imagine larping as moni, thats more pathetic than actually being moni

>doesnt get scared of any group of people regardless of age of race
normie

I always cross the road to the other side of the pavement.
Better safe than sorry.

All drunk and bloated lads might just go to bed

lemme borrow your phone mate

Who else here grew up in a majority black area? Or majority black school?

I need others, we can create a support group because that shit fucked me up for life.

Better safe than sorry.

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>walking down the street
>woman crosses to the other side
I'm not even black ffs

Not majority black but was probably about 50% non-white. Had a lot of black/asains friends never an issue

>Watching doom patrol
>mfw cyborg is a manlet

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>Watching doom patrol
based

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My school was 30% Arab/Turkish (Turks hated being classed as white) and the rest were African or Caribbean. Only 3 white girls in my whole year and they were bottom of the barrel genetically.

Bad times user

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there was only 3 black kids in my year at school

1 week off after tomorrow boys weeee woooo weee woooo somebody better call the ambulance for sunday because i'm throwing myself off a fucking roof

Decided to watch based on the posting of Cliff Steele in the other thread. When I found out he's played by Brendan Fraser I had to watch it

The one time you don't watch your back is the one time they'll get you.

Mine was an all boys school. Not many arabs as it was a Catholic school. The only group that seemed to always stick together were the Irish lads for whatever reason the rest mixed just fine.

Sugar is so fucking addictive just wanna eat some domino's cookies

You really have absolutely no idea just how lucky you are to have experienced that :(

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Nice one lad. Yeah he's great in it. Even when he's just a voice the physical acting of the robot is great. Enjoy lad let me know what you think.

one of the blacks was my friend actually, he was 'mostly' alright but he was a giant fucking mega dragon ball z obsessed weeb
he once tried to convince everyone he was being haunted by the ghost of Japanese girl whom he always saw

tried them once, didn't pay for them
they're weird, they taste like fast food confection, I can't describe it
like how fast food is salty as fuck, fast confectionery is sugary as fuck

Our Fraser deserves our support no matter what

>a giant fucking mega dragon ball z obsessed weeb
kek not him but I had a black friend like that. He was the one who introduced me to DBZ. Wonder what he's up to these days

Why do blacks love DBZ? A question older than time itself.

probably watching dbz

Mexicans love it as well apparently

>the celebration on /tv/ when his alimony ended
>right after he gets cast in a popular capeshit show

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he also liked one piece but i think he hated Naruto for some reason

If he was brought up around white people and went to school with white people then he's fine. Get too many together where they are the majority, and it all completely falls to shit.

There isn't one single wealthy black neighbourhood in the entire world, but they sure as hell make up the majority of the worst areas.

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I took a test to find out whether I am left or right.

got rejected after an interview at mcdonalds lads, should i an hero?

Forgot results didn't I.

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Kek probably. Based David.

Less moaning about black people and more slags please

Nah, it may be low skill but the job is high demand. Go for something else, you''ll get something eventually.

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>the one lad who would Naruto run between classes and was always the first one there

Got a source on that slag mate?

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i fell in love with my scottish friend but he doesn't want to assume it ! what should i do ? he has been ignoring me and acting edgy lately

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Listen, I was deprived of enjoying white women until I was 18 and went to uni. And even then I'd been mentally scrambled from being surrounded by black people for so long, I've only recently managed to escape that dark cloud.

In the mean time I had to save a billion pictures of white women to try to balance my world view out.

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0030

>woke up, slightly drunk, remember I bust the door of my rented room open and I need to secure it

Fuck sake lads; life can be fucking hard.

fookin HNNNNNNG

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Leave your cousin the fuck alone, there's enough incest on this island as it is.

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Literally zero black people in all of my school life

Is uni a meme you guys?

>used to get the black kid to beat people up by telling him that they called him a nigger

Fuck sake lads I'm fucking depressed.

I called the one black kid in my year a nigger over Xbox Live when he was annoying me then we had a fight in school and I beat the shit out of him but he got suspended for hitting me first and there was no proof I called him a nigger.

Aint so bad laddo is it?

Depends on what subject your taking and which uni your going too

We're all here for you lad. The britfeel lads love you innit

I defeated scea aka the vegan fella x

I'll put the kettle on lad make you a nice mug of tea

Can I offer you a slag in this trying time?

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accountancy but i'm not sure if an apprenticeship would be better.

Been feeling the draw of the rope too strongly, far too long mate.

>The britfeel lads love you innit
I'm too notorious for that mate.

Right. Going to try to secure this fucking door now. There's a skip outside with wood in it.

>There's a skip outside with wood in it.
w-what?

Well that's not nice, I may hate black people when they're the majority and ruin shit, but one black kid is no harm. Should've taken him in as your own.

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Thanks fren.

No thanks.

Ahh you're a good lad. Keep your head up.

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Could do an apprenticeship with PwC and you'd be set from there

Don't think I'll ever have sex, lads. Almost 25.

Where can I find all those gang videos from England that go around on social media? I'm not hip enough to know, I just want to watch real gang violence from a 1st person PoV. It would be better than The Wire

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FINE give it here then
*gives you a lazy handjob*

i hardly ever post in r9k anymore but i think this thread has been around for like five years? nice job dude

Hmmm, I lost my virginity at 24 with an escort, and I'm an agoraphobic 5'7 aspie, if I can do it, you can do it.

It's worth it just to get it out of your system. I'm turning 26 soon and that escort is the only sex I've had.

Turns out, it's all not worth it, which, interestingly, is a liberating experience.

We are eternal. The thread has changed a lot but we still remain

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>nice job dude
thanks I do try lad

Why has the lad counting down to Autumn started posting yet the lad who counts down to Winter is nowhere to be seen? He was here this time last year.

Have you thought about taking female hormones. There are at least 3 guys here who you could make happy

masturbating is better desu

The secret of our success is we're 3 lads down the pub larping as an entire community.

not gonna give you a little pep talk when i dont know shit about you but paypal me all your money if you do decide to rope yourself mate, spread the love.

You're a dead set cunt, do you know that? Would you say that to someone about to jump off a bridge or would you at least try?

I say we all go round SCEA's house and gangbang his mum. Who's with me!

depends how closely i knew them. not sure how close i'd want to get to a potentially unsavoury bloke when we're right next to a fatal fall.

would imagine she offed herself years ago

Anyone else been too sweaty to wank lately? I can't tell if it's the weather or my room that's got be FUCKED up.

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Nowt better than a proper sweaty wank mate. Next best thing would be a sweaty shit.