At age 17 you should be able to beat your dad

at age 17 you should be able to beat your dad

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My dad is 45. He's 187cm tall. He was in USSR sone kind of special forces. Also he was always interested in martial arts since he was little. Currently owns a kickboxing saloon.

I'm 19. I'm a 170cm 55kg manlet. I just know a little boxing.

He'd eat me alive if I were to attack him.

I could beat him when I was 6,lol.
Pretty easy to beat a corpse.

>Pretty easy to beat a corpse.

Not if it's a zombie.

Zombies wouldn't be a threat in real life because they'd just fall apart due to decay.

I have beat up my dad, when his head hit the concrete with a loud 'Thuck' I thought I killed him.

I still feel bad to this day. Though we are closer then we were before now :)

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Maybe if your dad is a limp-wristed left wing faggot

>search google for image
yes

>Zombies wouldn't be a threat in real life because they'd just fall apart due to decay.

See if that illogic helps you in the Great Zombie Uprising of 2057.

When I was 17, my dad was a 6'2" 30-year-old who had done time in prison.

>who had done time in prison.

Sorry your dad is a nigger.

I beat him at chess when I was 14

>Father works out daily Is a biker dude and has been in multiple fights during his lifetime
>tfw you legit show up at your fathers doorstep after he has kicked you out with shit running down your leg and on your shoes cause you were sleeping in your car and couldn't make it to a bathroom in time

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should be capable of beating your dad, or should be legally allowed to beat your dad?

Lmao my dad is an Irish American so yeah a nigger in a way

>6'6 dad marries 5'6 mom and I am 6'0
This can't really be how it works

Since he would probably be a skellington, I'm alright.
Pfff, I'm readying myself for the Great Skeleton War of the third millennium.
It's spookier and smells better than your puny zombie war.

Skeletons are much more of a threat than zombies.

My dad took was a black belt in Judo. He has explained to me that he can incapacitate people. I have not exercised regularly in almost four years. He is better at that shit than I am. I do know his weak spot, though.

They are spookier

>I do know his weak spot, though.
I'm sure you're very intimate with that spot.

I've been binging on milk since day one, bro. And not to mention special training to increase bone density.
The spooky will just tear at my flesh but my skeleton will be harder, better, faster and stronger than their.
I'm fucking ready.

Milk weakens your bones fun fact

>Great Skeleton War of the third millennium.

Nobody remembers that. Everybody remembers when warlord Mmrgh bit into the president's brain after the Siege of the National Mall though. Or President Mmrgh's Great Brain Expedition to Mexico.

I aint even mad, now that I saw your digits

Heh?
You kidding?
But, muh calcium...

My dad died when I was 12.

>Dad has Lou Gehrig's

That would just make me the loser in the end

>spetznaz dad
yikes

this whole
>DUDE YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT UP YOUR DAD
thing is pretty cringe and weird and it seems like many people have really unhealthy relationships with their parents. Your dad should hopefully be a teacher / mentor to you, not some sort of rival.

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You're forgetting that the two generations before millennials are all retards who have no sense of perspective and think everything will always be okay.

I could but why would I? He's my father.

yeah I won't deny boomers are shit and most gen x are shit. But there are still some good people of every generation

I am my own father.Through every ordeal, I have paved my own path through life. Every single accomplishment I have earned myself.

>Every single accomplishment I have earned myself.
Such as?

Funding myself through a rigorous Master's program in another part of the country. Holding a professional job and my own house. I come from a pretty rough background and most of the people I knew are dead or on drugs.

He died when I was 16 (didn't give a fuck he was an asshole) and I could physically challenge him as a 14 y/o girl bro lmao

I want to be a spooky zombie.

NGL if you entertain the thought of fighting your dad you're probably a nigger of some variety

That doesn't make much sense since niggers don't typically know their dads.

Due to being Latin i cant touch my dad without my family flipping out cuz dads and moms are sacred or some shit but he is allowed to punch me or kick me, but last time i almost nail a screwdriver into his head and since them he doesnt get close to me and my Mom actually defended cuz maybe its not normal for the father to be smacking your son cuz he closed his windows douring a hot day or cuz he didnt say 'Yes daddy' and said 'ok'

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The only reason he's not dead it's because of the money he gives to my mom