He doesn't know how to flirt with me and keeps talking about science and philosophy

just talk about periods

>hedonistic theory
Degenerate.
But can't expect much from a roastie.
Fuck Aristippus, that guy was a cunt.

>implying anyone would talk about science and philosophy with a girl
Drop that time waster

So rare to find any guy that is witty, clever and entertaining to be around. Most just want to argue. When I roll my eyes they condescendingly taunt me, questioning "am I afraid of debate". Ha, my vagina never "debates", my vagina responds to stimulus and arguing about EVERYTHING may get men hard but doesn't make my vagina wet.

Wish it did work like that. I loved to argue with gf even though she probably hated it. But she was actually pretty smart and a few times made me change my mind, which was very attractive. She probably still hated it though.

Yea, you're a brainlet.

It does work like that and she did hate it user. I'm not being flippant here. Stop arguing about everything, what is the point. I know guys compete all the time, even over stupid stuff but give it a rest with me. Lite, clever, fun and save deep and serious and intellectual for when we're old.

enjoy being alone faggots

I don't know, I guess I just prefer deep and serious. My version of clever and fun always ends up being really stupid dad joke sort of things. I know there are women out there that appreciate having conversations like I do, but maybe they're not that common.

>ill let you suck my juicy cowtits and dog me raw
>let you
>women are so self absorbed they consider letting someone do something a virtue

and not any something, but something that could potentially bring her more pleasure than the guy

Clever and fun isn't stupid quips or jokes. God, clever and fun actually takes dexterity and keeps me guessing where he is taking the conversation instead of plod, plod, plod, oh wow expected.

Why can't guys know a little about a lot but not use it to beat people over the head. Why can't they use it to take me this way and that for a little while and not down a dark alley.

Enjoy being full of yourself idiot.

Are they wrong? The idea of equality between the sexes is a false ontology to manipulate desperate men, women don't actually care about equality.

>>he doesn't know how to flirt with me and keeps talking about science and philosophy

I do this, because those words consume time and prolong our conversation without resorting to "tell me about yourself".

Our *selves* are actually pretty fucking boring and everything you can say about them can be said in about two minutes. What else will we talk about then? Sports?

why do grown men come here to shitpost as women

>women don't actually care about equality
Yes we do. You sound like the slaveholder saying you're so nice to your slaves they would stay even without shackles.

I don't know. You'd probably get along well with guys that are interested in literature. It's fun to do that sometimes, but for me it's way too tiring to keep up. Good luck. Hope you find someone like that.

mentally deranged people looking for attention I guess.

>consume time and prolong our conversation
just kill me and get it over quick. BORING

If I daydream and doze during a class by a droning professor going on and on about science and philosophy I'd pull all my hair out on a date.

I don't sound like that at all you disingenuous cunt, I sound like the slave and you sound like the master.

>disingenuous cunt
ah, bore me to death and if I roll my eyes call me a cunt. Typical

I had pretty good talks with girls about science. Then again, they were scientists or at the least in a field where you have a STEM background.

yes, they are. How am I supposed to consider someone like that an adult human being? Being self absorbed is what children do, and even they show more humility.

so are you a larper playing the stereotype of the girl that constantly needs to be entertained or she gets bored or what?
this stereotype is very damaging to women s m h

>Yes we do. You sound like the slaveholder saying you're so nice to your slaves they would stay even without shackles.

Listening to a woman talk about equality and shackles is making me throw up in my mouth.

Let's impose equality on divorce and remove the shackles from it:

>Both parties keep all property they had when they entered into marriage
>Only property gained after marriage is divided, and is divided according to the contribution made by the parties in acquiring it
>No alimony, ever
>No child support, ever (children live with the parent willing to support them)

Are you sure about passing responsibility to mental children? Idkfam

> when all he does is talk about how special you are and whine about his inceldom when you only asked him which burger is best in his opinion

i am actually this type of women but nobody has ever entertained me in me life, men just end up sucking the life force out of me, so i prefer staying virgin

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Why are women so boring? They can't talk about anything interesting they just talk about... well nothing really. Infact they don't say much at all now that I think about it. Even when theres a problem they don't say anything man whats goin on?
Is it bad luck or are there really just lots of women like this?

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You're a stupid narcissist, nobody cares if you're bored

>nobody has ever entertained me in me life
>women think everyone is obligated to entertain them
I despise your self absorbed gender so much

Sounds like a "you" problem. origionalli

if you actually want to be entertained like this, probably the best way is start a relationship with a low empathy person, like a psychopath or something. you will be entertained on the roller coaster they take you on, but you will also be manipulated and may come out a different person

You are also self-absorbed but also needy, like a toddler. While I just get tired and refuse to meet again on that reason, the ones like you seriously consider that a woman should be murdered for not giving you sex. YOU think that people need to get punished for not serving your needs, and then dare to call somebody self-absorbed. Haha.

>the amount of implications
struck a nerve didn't I? tell me more about it

You're so fucking reaching. You live in a fucking fantasy world. Face it you're a bad person, women are privileged. The more you deny the truth the worse shit gets.

>Why can't they use it to take me this way and that for a little while and not down a dark alley.
Why can you not be a stupid cunt?

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so basically i want a, you know like a magician? yeah i want a magician but he does magic tricks in my brain. yeah uh like misdirection with conversation. but also it has to be all the time. once the show stops i'm out lol

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It won't work out. I see them through and it ruins immersion. Besides, you are a moron. My father is a very fun and entertaining person to be around, and he is no psychopath, in fact he is a very caring and tender person. That is just called having a personality, something incel-lemming cant even hope to achieve, he is a merely an avatar of his own misery.

I have never been more convinced women aren't people.

They're fucked, it's basically a zero sum game if she's not attracted to you within the first 2 seconds. You can ramble all you want if you're Chad and she'll laugh at even the most inane shit.

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despair is literally the best personality trait. you dimwit have no idea

What a hot mess .

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How am i bad person, if I'm not hurting anybody at all. I am always investing out and never get anything in return, not even a damned smile. Choosing not to interact with people is not opression.

Not to mention they literally never need to develop social skills, there is absolutely 0 selection pressure on them. They're unchallenged beings.

>my father
it writes itself

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>not being interested in science/philosophy
thot dropped

You're a bad person because you're self absorbed, intellectually dishonest(assuming you aren't a genuine retard I'm honestly not sure), and an attention whore.

I can explain why you're all those things too if you can't see it.

You never had one didn't you?

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I was gonna say another thing but its no fun desu. Whats the meaning of life if not to enjoy it? You die of you work and so on

Gorilla

Based

This is also based. Its one thing to just let your mind wander free together, and another one to go all ben shapiro on someone who doesnt want to talk about it

Understand this: I don't care if you shut yourself in somewhere. Your welfare is not my responsibility, so you can bitch and moan all you want, nothing will come of it.

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I do
what about you?

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>You never had one didn't you?
Weak. I'm getting a tingling sense you're the kind of person who is validated by (you)s so just you know I just enjoy easy pickings.

You d better explain how is that hurting anybody, instead of using loud words without meaning.

Also, I am genuine retard, so you are being ableist. Bad, bad person.

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Then dunno what you find so weird about people having fathers.

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It's so sad it's like you're missing a part of being human.

>russian filename
your kind should commit suicide by default

I m too cowardly to kill myself, will you kill me pls?
I do agree that being born russian is the worst fate on earth.

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Are you for real? Who doesn't want to be entertained during a date or casual meet? Do guys always wanna talk deep every time they are with their friends or do they engage in some bullshit and laugh a little?

Is being quick witted too much to ask? You make it sound as if its shameful to laugh. Like its shameful to engage in banter to lighten things up some.

Why do serious and suck me into a black hole in your head and call me cunt when I say thats no fun?

I don't see what the big deal is about rape. It's just a dick in your hole for a few minutes. It's nowhere near as bad as murder, cancer, or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick. And really, women can't be raped since the vagina is designed to accommodate cock. Only men can be raped. If a woman is penetrated anally against her will, she's just experiencing male rape, which is an excellent learning experience for her, to discover the struggles that men go through.
For women, rape isn't a big deal. It's just typical female exaggeration to get attention. They all fantasize about rape so they actually enjoy it. They just want to trade in their "victim" status for clothing and jewelry and don't want to give sex away for free. Really, the only punishment for rape should be to pay the equivalent of the going rate for whatever sex act was performed with a local prostitute of equivalent attractiveness. Since it's the same punishment, why would anyone rape a Feminist instead of a beautiful woman?
Those fat ugly feminists that scream the loudest that "no means NO," are actually hoping to limit the amount of sex the genetically gifted attractive women get. And, in so doing, hoping that some hapless male starving for sex will find himself scraping the very, very bottom of the barrel where the fat and ugly feminist will finally have the chance to scream, "YES, FUCK ME HARD."
Hey fat ugly feminists, it isn't going to work. You only really have one option. Lose the weight, learn how to use make up, and get an overhaul of your personality. In some cases you may need extensive plastic surgery to have any hope of getting my cock rammed into your ass. In some extreme cases, it is entirely hopeless and you should just give up. If you are this last case, try having sex with animals if you find you can approach them without scaring them away.
haha

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The point is that you don't offer anything and expect others to do so. If I'm wrong prove it

>>No child support, ever
Child support had to be legislated because men abandon their children and don't care what happens to them. That says plenty about men.

privet russki may we talk please i am from russia too

And you an oaf.

pretty much unless he's really good looking but even that gets tiresome after awhile.

I think men are just lazy and think because they have a penis they get a pass cause their mommie spoiled them.

My mom leaving my dad and taking me with her isn't abandoning me she basically kidnapped me. I never forgave that bitch.
Fuck child support and fuck fuck!

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You just never had a vagina. It is painful to be penetrated unless you are aroused. I guess it can be enjoyed if the rapist is good-looking, but we all know what average rapist would look like.

Nah, your father just didn't want you beside him 24/7. Would you prefer to be with your momma or in an orphanage?

Just because you dad didn't want you doesn't mean other people's dads don't want them.

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Wow it's like your experience comes from a world where you're treated like a baby all day every day.

based retarded roastie

Experience about what? Your answer is completely irrelevant to the post, are you a bot?

I have a dad intact, unlike you.

>dog me raw

Bitch are you fuckin retarded?
lmao

Yeah my dad isn't circumcised either what's your point?

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why the fuck do you care or know if your dad is circumcised or not. Are all men seriously faggots?

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Fembots, would you instinctively (but not rationally, obviously) look down on your boyfriend if you found out he didn't have a side-chick while dating you?

I don't want one but at the same time I want to be aware of what potentially could lower my value in the relationship (e.g. if I turn a stranger down simply because I'm not single).

Father and sons take showers together I mean who else is going to teach you to clean your foreskin?

Get the fuck off our board you filthy Stacy

>Really, the only punishment for rape should be to pay the equivalent of the going rate for whatever sex act was performed with a local prostitute of equivalent attractiveness.
TOP KEK this part always gets me. imagine the police proceedings, when they line the victim up with a bunch of hookers and a group of men determines her relative attractiveness to calculate the owed fine.

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Obviously not. Im fiercely territorial. If i learnt my bf had a side chick id instantly and remorseless drop him, fuck his life up and fuck the girls life too if she knew i was his gf

Stubborn retard mule. Banter takes two. You make it seem like I want a clown performance and I get to give an thumbs up or doze off. Why can't men challenge women with frivolous, yet clever two way play? I know it takes some skill but work on it.

They are all little queer. Everyday all day the number amount of penis talk among men is flabbergasting

I talk about science and philosophy with my friends, not the guy i'm fucking

You guys are doing this all wrong. Including science and philosophy into conversation with a potential partner is fine as makes you appear intelligent and interesting, but there are ways to do it properly. First, it's very important to actually understand what you're talking about to some degree. Break down the idea into the simplest explanations as possible, use any aspect of what you're talking about to subtly compliment her, ask her what is her opinion on the subject, act like you totally agree and are thankful for her input. This will help you greatly.

Do men ever do anything without a script?

While this might be a larp, shit like this happens and I was that guy at some points.

I just didn't know how to flirt, how to feel/create that mood.
Completely clueless, I tried to talk about topics I liked and thought others might like, hoping that would get the interaction somewhere.
It never did.

One time I was flirting with a girl and she asked what I up to that day. At the time, I was learning about abstract algebra. She asked me "What is abstract algebra?" and I ended up telling her about group theory. I did a pretty good job of casually explaining it without going full Sheldor. Felt good man.

>Our *selves* are actually pretty fucking boring and everything you can say about them can be said in about two minutes

thats not what flirting is, you sperg!

go ahead and explain it if you understand it so well. oh wait, you're just wired right so you do it correctly automatically without thinking at all.

how about having a normal conversation without it being flirty fag

It appears that the banter has went over your head. Probably not the first time.

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