Namelets

>willy
>riley

True this I actually knew a Benjamin in the military that was literally gay and got kicked out for getting TOPPED in the showers

that's an alpha brazilian name

It's literally more alpha than chad

Are you serious your name is Benjamin? Lmao no fucking way!

try saying that to my face faggot

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If you are a Benjamin there is no way you haven't sucked a little dick

3 Benjamin's I met girl 2 were gay the other was possibly gay, it's also just a gay name and some go by Ben lol nothing Alpha about this

Kelly as a man is alpha, they HAVE to be

>Bryce
I sound like a faggot when I introduce myself. You cant take somebody with that name seriously.

>oscar
>hunter
>moe
>Kyle

I hope your not Benji or Hunter. I would take hunter any day over Benji though.

Sadly the only Kelly I knew was probably the gayest person on earth, I mean he sneezed glitter and rainbows my dude

I agree with you user you do sound like a faggot. I hope you are not a manlet or dicklet.

That's disgusting but would not be surprised Benjamin was taking cock up the ass

I am a manlet, and apparently not the only one because I was muted for 2 seconds.

Bryce maybe you should meet up with Benjamin and TOO that sissyboi

Life dealt you a rough hand a manlet and Bryce sorry senpai, maybe if you have a 8 inch dick you'll make it.

>tfw your name is george

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Franco
Am I a namelet?

Nothing to write home about here. Probably not gonna make it

Still no where near anything Benjamin related I think you made it, Bryce is self cucking by calling himself a faggot.

That might be the case, but I don't want to interact with brazilians and go back to Portugal.

wanna trade?
t. donald.... im not even kidding

>Oussama

>named Darius
>people call me Riu

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Romulo. My parents are from Brazil but I'm American. When I tell people how my name is actually pronounced, they give me this retarded look.

That's real fucking gay you must be underage as fuck

>Jerome reporting in

half the people say at as Jeremy and I'm also white

Fuck it my parents named me Thor, I'm also a manlet and dicklet NEET

Homooloo
Se fudeu. Teu nome todo cacofonico.

Zarija

Benji lmao who the fuck calls themselves Benji? I can see Ben but Benji?

courtney

im a guy and yes, i did have every person at school ask me if it was a female name and i wouild reply it is indeed a unisex name haha

Is Stephen a namelet name?

I'm Milan. Pretty common name here desu

That's as bad as a man named Kelly did your parents want a fucking girl or what?

I think you know the answer already

Stephen is namelet, Steven is great. Sucks to suck bro

It was after some fucking ballet dancer or some shit, probably a worse reason

You might as well lube that boipussy

>ctrl+F my name
>No results

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recently found out my name is impossible to pronounce in hngglish

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what this movie called i keep seeing that image posted

hey uwu im THOR THE GOD OF THUNDER

>tfw no sissyboi Benjamin to sexually abuse and face fuck every night

>bart
rhymes with fart
that's all you have to know

Lotsa prominent Georges out there. I had an uncle kelly. He married a lesbian, didnt find out until too late

God tier names:
Tyler
Nathan
Ethan
Ryan
Chad
Scott

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So she divorced him for the pussy? That's fucked

Benjamin is beta and after reading this thread I will it represents faggots

Legally, they are still married

That's kind of fucked lol to bad he can't fuck his wife's girl

Well, they are all around the age of 60. I do not think he is interested in fat lesbians. He hates her guts.

Ahh.. glad to see i made the god tier list. Nathan

You might as well be Natalie or Natasha

Tfw Israel
Why? What were my parents thinking?

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Can confirm Benji is a fags name .y roommate was a Ben and he got fucked in the ass every weekend was gross

I'm king of namelets
>sonny

I'm Sebastian

i knew a gay kid called sonny

Jonathan
Or any hyphenated super long name like George-Michael, or Robert-Jackson

DID YOU GO TO SHS NIGGA

>Ernest

Sounds like a disease and there are three other Ernests in my class.

Could be worse. I know a guy named Kyler.

Fucking Kyler.

I knew a gay guy named Sonny are you a bottom?

I-its Ben you faggot!

Fellow Nathan masterrace. Feels good man.

Ben get on your knees and give daddy a suc you sissycunt

Knew a girl named Hunter once, she was kind of hot 2bh