Post in this thread and you are GUARANTEED an INSTANT, PAINLESS death within 24 hours...

Post in this thread and you are GUARANTEED an INSTANT, PAINLESS death within 24 hours. You have until archive before this opportunity won't reoccur for the next 66 years.

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finally, my birthday is this Sunday , I wouldn't want to live another year in this damn world.

thank you, merciful god

thanks mr thanos

Hope dies last or so i hope.

Thank you Thanos

Thanks Thanos appreciate it

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Happy early birthday, user mortal. Consider this my early birthday gift/wish to you. As for the rest of you, no need to thank me - this is the least that I could do to help the robots of planet earth.
That all won't matter soon, other user mortal. Soon you'll be at peace, forever.

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Let's go for it
I can only be disappointed lel

You can't trick me, OP!

this is a retarded shitpost and kys everyone who posted here unironically.

If this isn't genuine I'll haunt you after I do eventually die, nigger.

based Thanos

I dont believe you but im not a superstitious cuck and I wouldnt care if I died because then I would be dead, so Im taking my chance

Can't wait
No originale

Poor mortal, you will now die the longest, agonizing death. You will finally die in 66 years.

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Thanos, snap those fucking hypertrophic sausages you call your "fingers" now, for the love of all that is holy!

Make it brutal and quick and painless give it to memmmm

gimmi de deathoroni

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This is a test of my strength. Kill me if you can, universe.

It won't happen, but whatever. Nothing to lose.

please please take me away

I hope I don't feel so go good tonight

GIVE me freedom, please

deus vult robots

I'M IN!!! I'M IN!!!

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take me ffs!

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Please kill me I want to die now

jjj peepee

>Post in this thread and you are GUARANTEED an INSTANT, PAINLESS death within 24 hours. You have until archive before this opportunity won't reoccur for the next 66 years.
ok

thx mr. thanos

I dont even give a fuck about the painless part just kill me already

>a thread promising an instant death within 24 hours as long as you post in it has 39 different posters in it as of this post
But count me in anyway

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Thank you merciful Jesus.

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sooner rather than later, thanks

Third attempt on 3 different posts, make me proud

DO IT MOTHERFUCKER!
I GOT EVRYTHING TO LOSE AND NOTHING TO GAIN!

give me the eternal sleep daddy uwu

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what does thanos mean

Snap me out of existence thanos-kun

let me reincarnate in some alternate world where things are less shit and less boring

Thank you based Thanos Poster.

Unironic please

About time, I guess. I honestly think it's better for... Everyone, I guess, that I die. Fucked up, considering I am only a positive part of people's lives, but it is what it is. I've done well in not letting anyone know of my inner state.

I'm not writing a suicide note, though. Fuck that.

Please take me home purple man. I thought getting a job would fix my life but i just found another thing to be stressed about.
it just never gets better

How imprudent. Foolish earth robots, your death window has been extended to 66 months. Your painlessness and quickness are no longer guaranteed.

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please kill me god

:^)
good night anonoers

I want to die to death

please
origynallylyly

Please don't be lying, i can't take much more of this shithole of a life.

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please thanos sama

Yeah RIGHT OP I bet you won't deliver!

Good bye mother
Good bye G
Thank you for all your support
Sorry I failed you, i'm not the person you two belive i am
better to get off now you to can't find all my mistakes and lies i told
i love you

Im so so tired. I feel so cold and numb. Please let this be end

This is the best Thanos timeline. TAKE ME TO OBLIVION.

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Deal made, thanos.

one die please

FUCKYEAHH IM GONNA BOOTY CALL STAN LEE

I hope i diee

holy shit this is the greatest day of my life

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Thanks Thanos-sama

thanks bro, mind doing it right as I fall asleep tonight?

Thank you, based Thanos

I'm not superstitious but this seems nice. Rolling for dying in my sleep then my apartment burning up so my family doesn't have to see my dead body and so if there are any embarrassing loose ends around, they get tied up.

golly gee i hope it works this time.

i'm not even going to clear my browsing history. Why would i care who sees all the degenerate shit i fap to when i 'm fucking dead

that pic of thanos is scary it starlteld me

I know it's fake but one can hope

Won't happen but why not.

Don't you fuckin lie to me.
Please be true.
Please take me back to the void.

Thank you, I hope you get to rest soon too

Based and Thanospilled
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

do it banos

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Please lord thanos release me from this mortal coil