What kind of gf do you robots want? Describe your ideal gf to me

>white
> at least 5/10 and not fat
>kind
not so much to ask huh? I work out regularly and the least I can expect is her to not eat like a whale

sounds like someone on endgame.

This but white, latina or Asian will do. And loyal, kindness is worthless if she isn't loyal enough to bond like a barn owl. Most chicks will have some kind of workable personality if she's 5/10.

let me guess, you're a fat lazy neet?

Ideal gf
>cute
>loves me
>loves to cuddle
>will let me eat her ass

Existing is a good one

>Implying that will ever happen

First thoughts that came to mind today.
>smiles when we see eachother
>takes an interest in my projects
>plays an instrument
>has bangs
>enjoys cuddling
>doesn't shave body hair

i'm a fit lazy neet

No, i have a job and work out every day.

>Not liking Indian MILFs with big milkers and pungent vegenes

How does it feel to have absolute pleb tier taste, user?

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I'm an inctedibly lazy and fat neet

Indians are just meh, and they smell funny.
The darker ones look weird, and I see no reason to choose a paler one like you posted over a Latina instead.

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I just want 'her' but I'll never get with 'her' probably.

I don't want a gf otherwise.

nice, brown hair, small tits, green eyes, real

Cute smile, thinks I'm funny, gets along with my only friend, doesn't mind me being quiet and reclusive most of the time

sex slave that can cook

You can't really tell from this pic but that girl is 6'5".

>XX chromosomes
>shy, asocial, bookish
>dark unruly mop of hair
>white or asian
>pale sticc
>nasty kinks but pretty inexperienced in them
>yandere-tier loyal
>usual channer interests and okay with mine, plus maybe some I do not have but would like her waxing on about
>NEET or at least not too career driven
>loath to have children or ideally can't have any

this is 100% me except I'm not a neet

You forgot the part where you do not want a bf, especially not from here.
I am glad you exist either way.
Some hope is better then none.

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>You forgot the part where you do not want a bf, especially not from here.
I tend to hate almost all men but I do already have a bf.

>autistic
>hikki
>no social media accounts
>wants to be my e-gf

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Oh, I think I can take care of that little problem if you like...
No? Meh, what a pity.

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Ideal?

I want a girl that knows this feel, I was 16 when I drew this.
I want a virgin like my self to marry and devote the rest of my life to, I want her to belong only to me, just like I would belong only to her.
I want her to be above average, in looks and intellect, Latina or white, and I want her to have a passion for something, anything.

Unrealistic, which is why it's ideal.

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Super-thicc who's clingy and submissive af

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functionally and literally me

there is no perfect gf for me because I am undateable. I have no idea how to talk to other people, specially girls, and I'm even more clueless how I'd keep a relationship going for more than 2 days with a girl. So it doesn't matter what she is like, I'm undateable and to have a perfect girlfriend the very least you need to be is dateable. I deserve to be a 19 yo kv

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if you mean you are me, i am sorry for you (me).
if you mean you are what i describe, i am skeptical but curious.

This. Also not suffocating like my mother used to

>cares about me
>not too fat
>doesn't care about me belly button fetish and lets me lick her tummy button.

>What kind of gf do you robots want?
Biologically female and not morbidly obese.
Guess i have "high standards".

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Anybody pls god

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dude I'd settle for a tranny as long as they're cute. I'm so desperate for sexual release

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a gf that was cute, happy and loyal
with a young looking face

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autistic/hikki/social media-less girls exist i guess so it's not as much of a wonder now that i think about it but i'm not as hikki as others

how do you feel about explaining something to me? nothing in particular, just in general. i want to learn about everything. give me info. i-i'll give you info too.

in a way fucking a ts or a trap would sometimes be more sexually attractive. In a way

I've prayed to the Hindu God of love

i didnt intend to but its friday without any plans so that's fine. plus i'm curious now. what's your contact

>white, asian or hispanic
>18 to early 20s
>caring, kind, sweet, selfless, mentally sane
>willing to induce lactation
>in shape

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or a thick anime cat girl would also do it

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How does one induce lactation?

>Moderately attractive
>Is nice/loyal and values her relationships
>Is virgin or has a low partner count

That's basically it.

ideally she would need have a smaller penis then me

You can do it naturally by continual stimulation of the breast either with a partner, your own hands, or with a machine - in which you also take herbs like milk thistle, fenugreek, flaxseed..

Or if you aren't wary of drugs, there's domperidone, an anti-nausea medication that has lactation-inducing effect.

If you want to learn more about erotic lactation and inducing, there's a lactation wiki here: lactation.wiki/wiki/Main_Page

It doesnt get any better with age.
29 here and its the same story

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Appearance:
>an adult loli with adult-sized boobies

Personality:
>high IQ
>high openness to experience
>low conscientiousness but super rich
>introverted but with more social skills than me
>kind/agreeable

Don't post my gf again in this shithole board you faggot double nigger, I'm gonna find you and kill you piece of shit. Also gtfo back to 9gag normalfag

Not really asking for much with this one.

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Or this one desu...

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hot cunt that lives in the center of the sun.

>Black
>Preferably dark-skinned
>Decent personality, not a mentalcase

I'm not black

Someone who would give me a shit ton of money, provide emotional support and expect nothing back. Smashing pair of tits couldn't hurt either

This but asian and a qt

Asian (Preferably Korean)
25 or under
Submissive, Loyal, Sexually Adventurous, Plays Vidya

A girl with the same drive for self improvement as me and the same willpower. Together, we shall motivate each other to further heights, never stopping and becoming the absolute best we can both be.

I like it when I can tell that a woman is an actual autonomous being. It's pretty rare. Dat ass too.

>exists
>is biologically female
>not obese or absolutely atrociously ugly
>is willing to have sex with me and generally do things that couples do
why is this too much to ask

I want to mentally dominate a woman and reshape her as a reflection of my personality. I need to have someone outside of myself who is a submissive masochist who offers me a womb like environment to hollow out and hide inside of, or else I project this need inwardly and develop self destructive behaviors. She would still be "herself" she would just be remade in my image.

I would want her to be the subject of my sex magic rituals, which would be acts of mock abduction and rape under the influence of various drugs, while in controlled environments dressed in calculated sensory stimulating atmospheres

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I don't want a girlfriend, i want a wife!
What's the point of investing yourself in a short lived relationship?

1930s German cabaret girl

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Indian chick would probably have a higher IQ and be less of a slut.

I don't mind desi chicks, but they usually got the frumpiest looking asses to be honest. At least from any porn I've seen.

Women with best asses: Spanish, Italian, or Middle Eastern/Persian. Fit black women got great asses but most people just imagine the worst examples they can think of when they hear "black woman".

Normal, stable, educated, loyal, smart, employed with a high paying job, kind, healthy, active, postive, able to put up with my crap, sweet, outgoing, sexually giving, patient

>with a young looking face
You realize all you alt-right inbreds are basically attracted to girls with the faces of prepubescent boys right?

>Nice
>Easygoing, not overly career-driven
>Appreciates a good shitpost
>Kind of a shutin, into vidya//music/weebshit
>Mentally stable

>White
>Blue or green eyes
>Cute face
>Big butt
>Virgin

The most important and rarest thing is that we think and communincate on a similar wavelength

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>Slim/fit
>Charismatic
>Funny
>Enjoys being worshipped

Just shut up and fap to her videos my dude

not retarded

> wants me
> wants children
> autistic

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>A mix of:
>Luv from Blade Runner 2049
>Rachel from Blade Runner
>Michael Rodriquez
>Zoey Saldana
>Bjork
>looks a bit like Ariel Rebel
>with my personality/interests

I'm weird,fuck it.

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>Michael
>them dubs

Haha wow.

Something like her out of the living daylights.

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>The Living Daylights
That was a good movie.
She was a Cellist and Sniper.
Be careful you might get an actual GRU sleeper agent.

>less than 19 years old
>vegan
>her dream is to have 6 kids and live in a small town

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what's with latina booty being all high up on the butt

Thin
Cute/child like
loves sex
wears cosplay
plays games
never ages

Someone who doesn't cheat on me or leave me just cause they're bored. Better to be bored than miserable. I know women don't know the difference but I do. Excitement is exhausting anyway.

A woman who is intimate but not a whore. She enjoys touching, kissing, fucking but hasn't had a bunch of dicks in her and doesn't want too.

Has a similar sense of humor so we can laugh together and enjoy shit without her being offended or me feeling confined.

Doesn't have high expectations. Goes with the get used to boring thing hoping to just live in a van, fuck, and die. Kids and houses are for cucks and boomers

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how many is
>a bunch
a-asking for a friend

She literally doesn't exist.

All of the women I've knew has been shit.
My elementary, middle, and high school classmates. My e-friends and my two ex's. All of them are shit.

The only women who I'm truly in love with is Komi-san.
Komi-san doesn't exist.

I'm fucked up.

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Someone that understands me. I feel like I can never relate to anyone on a personal level.

Can also tolerate my autistic interests like programming and vidya.

I'd kill for a nice older lady to hold me in her arms and teach me about the world.

I'm actually a pretty chill guy and even open to giving some leeway to a lot sex partners.

I'd say a good rule of thumb is equal or less than I have had. I don't expect women to be virgins, I know it's easy for them, but i had to work for every lay I got whether or not i enjoyed it really. My count is five.

But I'd be open to more than me.

>equal or less than I have had
well how many dicks have you had?

A classic WoW playing sperg, with superior autism

I dont even know anymore. Someone who can be my sidekick and is really sweet, someone who is incredibly gentle and allows me to reach her greatest potential

>vegan
What's the matter with you?

An attractive normie. Please god please. I can not have my kids turn out like me. I do not want them to go through the same hell

a girl i share a close bond with
id prefer a familiar bond before actual relationship commitment but i guess most of us just dont have the time or incentives for that

the only real dealbreaker aside from outlier defects is being fat and unhealthy

Not fat
Not utterly hideous
Not dumb as a door nail
Thats about it

>cute
>nice/kind
>nerdy
>nonjudgmental
>easygoing
>outdoorsy, farm type girl
>goofy
>loyal
>fairly intelligent
>artistic or handy in some form
>cheerful, but understatedly cynical
>witty/teasing - able to get me out of my shell
>likes to cuddle
>kinky (into bondage or the like)

Appearance-wise
>dusting of freckles across face, nose, cheeks, shoulders
>light eyes
>fairly athletic/thin figure
>shortish, messy hair
>no tattoos or strange piercings
>dresses for comfort