NEET

>NEET
>can't leave the house because parents know I crossdress and think that if I leave I will be going to gay hookups (even though I'm straight)
>can't use work/uni/friends as an excuse (no friends)

How am I supposed to go buy cute clothes?

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>Crossdresser
>Straight
Suuure bud

unironically same situation here

when i was neet, my dad kept getting mad because "never leave the house"

even though i would leave the house and go to the gym 3-4 times a week

now i am a wagie and the only place i go to leave the house is work, i go immediately home after that

order the clothes online
how come you have the balls to purchase female clothing in person

just stop doing such degenerate shit. i bet you look laughable wearing that shit.

at first you'll walk around the mall for 2 hours waiting for an opportunity to walk into the stores without being seen by too many people

after doing that many times it gets easier but it never stops being cringe

OP may not actually take/give dick, but he's still a faggot.

Crossdressers who think they are straight ate hilarious. You faggots are fucking gay. No sane straight male would want to dress in female clothing. Goddamn fucking degenerates

>female clothing is sexy on women
>want to wear it because you appreciate how hot they look and want to do the same

how is this gay? wearing certain clothing because you appreciate women's beauty is a very straight thing to do imo

This level of mental gymnastics is unprecedented.

I'm mad you DON'T take dick and cross dress

I mean unless you're just like a hairy dude in a dress. Than i suppose just like...buy some shit at Target and Buffalo Bill some moderators

maybe stop being such a faggot

I know this is Jow Forums but any pics? Maybe where your face isn't visible?

idk OP, Maybe if you weren't such a useless faggot it wouldn't even be an issue

here goes, boring pic tho

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Damn not bad. Very cute.

That's actually very normal in Japan

Just passed by but wanted to tell you that you're cute user. I'd happily take you out on a date.

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thanks for being nice after i sold my soul to the NSA with that pic haha

I dont get the point of crossdressing. I guess if you're gay then its kinda understandable but how tf do you crossdress and be straight? Please explain, I dont get it.

What is AGP?

Spoken like someone who has never worn women's clothes.