Does Jow Forums have a cool wine aunt?

>drunk all the time
>lots of money
pick one

Imagine if everyone thought that
Who the hell would you be an aunt to?
A dog or a cat probably

Cat lady cope.
All the real 35+ eternal singles i’ve come across are bipolar ultra-depressives who’ll throw themselvs on the first best man that’ll give them attention.

I think cool wine aunt might be a drug mule.

that's what immigrants are for goy!

she is the female version of mgtow lol

I do actually, my dads sister is a total spinster
All my other Aunts / Uncles are parents, with all the typical commitment associated

>cool wine aunt

You mean neurotic cat lady?

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If by "cool wine aunt" you mean a batshit insane alcoholic loser who is desperately trying to regain her youth because she realizes she wasted her life "having fun" instead of building a family, then yeah, I have a cool wine aunt. She's the most miserable person I know that uses alcohol as a crutch to avoid knowing just how alone she is.

>women weren't encouraged to be single degenerate sluts
Gen X: mid-60s to mid-80s. LOL, fuck off.

haha

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Does anyone actually respond to this Bitch on twitter and set her straight or we all banned already?

Sums it up. Even women that are in their late 20s who have spent the last 10 years partying and drinking look like the rode hard and put up wet mules they are. And they become increasingly depressed when they realize they have been replaced by a younger, more attractive crop of whores eager to take their place

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>I'm gonna be a cool aunt and my nephews and nieces will be pretty much my children nsa
A few decades later.
>at a family gathering an old cunt with dead ovaries guzzling wine starts ranting how she hates America and how great are the exotic places where shitskins fucked her
>siblings stop inviting her over
>the end

Ann Coulter is Jow Forumss wine aunt.

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>Ladies, imagine this. You're 50 years old with no family and a rekt vagina that no decent man is interested in anymore. You have only the prospect of growing old and dying alone with no one to care about/for you to look forward to.

Sounds great.

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No one likes the "cool wine aunt".

Well, she does travel the world fucking niggers.

FPBP

I don't know whether to pity these cat ladies or laugh.

Blackmail money from all the men she has threatened to report rape on.

Knew a few childless middle-aged/old women, and some who had lost contact with their children due to fights.

They weren't exactly "cool wine aunts", though. More like "frustrated gossipy aunts who find something wrong with everything" and "perpetually angry cat collector aunts who love to scream at other people's children".

I don't have any money.
Fucking rich cunts have options.

Universal basic income NOW!

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Most women does not handle budgeting and finance very well. They are all about the spending part not so much investing and saving.
Besides they choose lower paying, more secure jobs. This means that they'll be the equivalent basement dweller, or sex tourit in Africa, not "cool wine aunt".

>post tits

This. I think the MGTOW comparison that made was right.

If they're not a classic example of the fox and the grapes now, they will be once their ovaries dry up.

Fanatical leftist cat lady. Wow spinsters are so cool now, I guess it must be all the anti depressants

Cringy forced meme. Aging bitter alcoholics have been around forever tho.

Yeah, we’ve got a “wine aunt” and she’s a total bitch that no one can stand to be around. As terrible as she is she serves as an example of how NOT to live. For that reason we will attend the funeral.

Where do middle aged women go for sex tourism?

No, but I do have an aunt who lives with a Jewish pornographer on welfare who has been cutting off "problematic" family members as they get fed up with her selfish bullshit

>Yea, she's in rehab kek

YFW rehab is basically a wall to wall sex vacation between degenerates who are substituting one rush for another.

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tell me more... i never thought of this...

>the cool wine aunt
lmao is this what they're calling cat ladies now?

They have to shill it to little girls somehow.

"H-hey, don't look at my cracked face, but I'm c-cool."

>ctrl + f "aunt diane"
>no results
come on, guys

Yes, and one time without thinking I said something that implied she wouldn’t have anyone to take care of her when she is older. She cried immediately for a log time

"cool wine aunt"
"leaving for another long, exotic vacation alone trying desperately to fill that void of being old alone and childless with the illusion of exciting life based on pointless consumerism. But hey, at least you can pull the wool over some naïve children's eyes so they might temporarily think you're cool before they mature and realize what astoundingly poor and depressing life choices you've made."

it's NON-STOP apparently. more than a couple mates in different places and at different times have confirmed this. i mean, what the fuck else is there to do there for fun?

The kids do, but only because she's their illegal booze and weed supplier

> cool wine aunt

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"Cool wine aunt." Aka the sot that everyone talks bad about, and only invites to family functions because they feel bad for her.

My aunt travels a lot but she already had kids (youngest just finished college), she mostly travels because it's free (my uncle works at Delta)

Ladies, imagine this. It’s 15 years from now and every night you drink a bottle of wine while thinking of all the good men you left behind because you wanted a few more rides on the carousel. You go on vacations and come home depressed because none of the handsome foreigners you see come up to you anymore. You visit your sister’s comfy house with her beautiful children, put on a smile, leave, park your car and bawl for an hour.

Or weapons. Everywhere she goes I bet she gets comped

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Yeah, she’s like 40 & married to a black guy who cheated in the police academy so he was banned from it, he’s now a stay at home dad & she cheats on him. They live in a huge house that they can’t afford, their daughter is a legit 56% mutt & she recently changed her name after moving out of state.

she wishes, she became a fat miserable pos after her ex remarried (massive upgrade) and her kids resent her being a galavanting slut.

men fuck over women also bro. i have known dudes the strung women along for years in the 20s and then left them for someone else, therebt emotionally damaging the girl and costing her years of her life which could have been spent developing a relationship with a better man.

men and women can both be terrible to each other.

The couples I know without children have similar sentiments. They can either spend their time on holiday a few times a year or they can spend their time cleaning shit off a baby. Difficult choice.

I am “the cool wine aunt” ask me anything

>digits
cool wine aunt is code for future cat lady

>More like "frustrated gossipy aunts who find something wrong with everything" and "perpetually angry cat collector aunts who love to scream at other people's children".

so... they were women then. got ya

I have a "cool wine aunt" she never quit the hippie lifestyle in San Francisco and now in her late 50's is trying to move back in with my grandparents.

I've never met her......

Can I cum inside you while shouting "mommy!"?

>I am “the cool wine aunt” ask me anything
when your family finally has an intervention for you, will you be surprised when they offer to send you to a Swiss suicide clinic to hide their bitter disappointment of having wasted every second of time spent with you?

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Post your droopy tits or get the fuck out

Post tits

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I have plenty of "cool wine aunts"
Only one of them has been living with the same man for 10+ years and she just got married to him now, at around 50 years old.
One died due to surgery complications, gotta keep yourself looking young and pretty, amirite?
One is a wine-loving wreck with a neckbeard son.
Two have been through at least 2 husbands.
They sure grow up great without a father and a mother who teaches them to be gold-diggers.

>this is what future cat ladies actually believe

Lol I do this, but my GF calls me daddy

Must be nice, I have no idea how to even bring it up to my girl

>exotic travel
translation: roasties post wall use their savings to go to (((diverse))) countries to have a shot at sleeping with a young man again regardless of race, they desperate

>cool wine aunt is code for future cat lady
code?
anile cunt woo
inoculant woe
a cult one wino

if you say so

No idols, there was only one Hitler and he died for our sins.

Nah, my aunts aren't whores.

Oh yeah? Post her panties, weirdo.

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Old cheese aunts are more common. Hateful critters.

No because this chick is happy and isn't living her life all about men. MGTOWs are sad pieces of shit who are so creepily obsessed with women they made a movement about them.

I have one of those. She was dried up to help but really nice.

Are you seriously this impressionable?

On the one hand there is millions of years of biology. On the other hand is a tweet by some lady.

The second is really the more powerful force to you?

Jesus died for your sins. Hitler was a bitch.

cool wine aunt aka lonely spinster who has gross wine breath and cat hair all over her clothes

they try to give out this really gay "yaya sisterhood" vibe (not sure if anyone here remembers that faggoty movie) while completely trying to downplay their lack of fulfillment that stems from being the most undesirable type of woman one could pick for themselves

Yeah, got one. Used to call her Crazy Cat Lady, but Whine Aunt works too.

>w-well men do it too!

Labrador retrievers bite children sometimes but that doesn't excuse pit bulls from being known for mauling infants.

I guess, but only because her husband and daughter were killed.
She also cries a lot.

Haha mine doesn't like it. Forgivable seeing as I get the anus

BrrrrrrRrfaaaappppttttaapppttt

Lonely, cynical alcoholics might seem cool and smart when you're a kid, but then you grow up and realize how depressing they are.

another movie that reminds me of these dumb broads is one called The Banger Sisters (2002).

good god did they do their best to glorify being a dumb cunt in that movie. i think goldie even bragged about blowing some toothless hobo who was a road for keith richards or something...

maybe i'm making that part up a little, but it sounds legit

But pit bulls not owned by white trash usually turn out fine.

roadie*

>creepy

Roasties yo back to arby's NOW

>being this triggered by happy people

feminists did the same thing, retard. third wave feminism is excessively concerned with concepts like "white males" and the "patriarchy"

(the patriarchy isn't real)

Wow women on dating sites, impressive.

Remember that time they were banned from that city in your country

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Men describe incels that way too.

No you're obsessed with those, and there definitely is a patriarchy. You just don't like it because all you have in life is being white, and you've failed at life.

Sounds like a recipe for suicide.