How are you incels planning to improve this summer? Im gonna do a lot of shit, starting with getting more fit...

How are you incels planning to improve this summer? Im gonna do a lot of shit, starting with getting more fit, then face excercises and dick excercises. Im gonna try and make my fashion sense a bit better, while trying to get better at socializing and makinf friends. Also gonna practice guitar, a lot. I feel these are some needed improvements cuz ill be starting college after summer and i know i need go get to atleast 7/10 level. Do you guys have anything like this in mind?

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>your genetics dont suck
Why does someone that isn't me think they have the right to decide thr quality of the genetics that belong to me and not them?

I am going to try to bulk up a bit.

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>dumbass fake pozzitivity instagram page, who probably sells ad space for more than most people make in a month, should dictate how you feel
fuck out of here nigger

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Atleast i try to better myself unlike a certain faggot that does nothing and complains all day

Are you able to eat solid food, walk, and use your arms?

you can improve more by fucking off too, you fat cunt

Don't waste your time on face and dick exercises, they're a meme.
My goals:
>currently on month 2 of a 9 month exercise phase
I started jogging 1-3x/week. This month I jog 4-6x/week. June I will jog 7x/week. July I will jog 7x/week and lift weights 1-3x/week. August I will jog 7x/week, weight train 4-6x/week. September I will jog and trained 7x/week. December 29th I will have jogged and trained every day for 10 weeks, which is how long it takes a habit to form.
>start to learn Japanese
It sounds weeb, but I want to study eastern music, and J-Pop is increasingly popular. My roommate has Japanese books for 3 years worth of learning, we can practice together, and I'll be able to test out at college. Plus anime, TV and J-Pop will immerse me.
>practice Ukulele
Bitches love Ukuleles, and I do, too.
>go out to bars
It's time to stop lacking motivation

Have you tried originally not being a cunt?

I'm going to do a steroid cycle and build some muscle that way.

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I am going to work in my self confidence and I am doing metta meditation :)
Also, I'm using subliminals. I am not sure if they work, but I've read good things so I try to be open minded

if you get offended so easily, maybe you should get

>i'm gonna
>I will
>when the time comes, my plans are
You wont make it. You need to be doing all of those things now. If you say you'll do them tomorrow, in a week, month etc. you will not do them at all and it's just you lying to yourself. At best you will try for a few days, say you'll take a "break" for "only a week" and never do it again, until you make new plans for winter or next summer.

>LEAVE MY SAFE SPACE YOU CAN'T CALL ME A CUNT REEEEE
Shut up roastie

>tfw this is the absolute truth

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op is stupid

how do you jog? do you just go jog around your neighborhood every day? i can't really do that because the place is a gigantic hill. so i'm deciding between driving to a park/trail place and jogging or going on a treadmill. both of which would be really awkward i think

also i'm learning japanese as well desu. it's fascinating

this whole world suck 2bh

>Mondays don't suck
They do. I have to work for the whole week and I get extremely tired. I then try to forcefully recover over the weekend. By Sunday night I start to relax. Come Monday i'm yanked by my chain back into a productive mindset.
>Your genetics don't suck
I have a minor heart valve problem which I needed surgery for and an extremely defective gallblader, all from birth and genetic. Both of them are an inconvenience and have been hospitalized multiple times because of them.
>The weather doesn't suck
Depends on the weather. Have an overactive thyroid, so I can't stay in a very sunny and hot day. If I do my heart starts fucking up on top of the valve being faulty. Also genetics again.
>Your partner doesn't suck
The only girlfriend I had cheated on me multiple times. She confessed she did it when she got pregnant from the guy. I'm just happy she never allowed me to have sex with her without a condom so I didn't catch something nasty and it made it extremely obvious that I wasn't the father.

Fuck off with your infographic.

I started the road to improvement last year.
I dropped all snacks except for raw vegetables or nuts. Usually carrots, celery or almonds.
No more sugary drinks. Sometimes I'll indulge in a fruit flavored tea, but only if it's less than 30 calories for the entire bottle
Cut down on beef, try to eat mostly fish and chicken
Work out minimum of 3 days a week, but try to get 5.
Spend at least 30 minutes outside. Doesn't matter what I do, just have to be not indoors
Keep my eye on local event calendar and go to them. People are more willing to talk to strangers there so it helps me get comfortable talking with people in person
Improved my style. I've been trying out different looks over the past year. Currently I'm into high quality basics

>dick excercises
Good one, 7/10

Wow check out this fucking propaganda
"Everything doesn't suck. Continue to be docile and refresh facebook like a good sheep instead of building guillotines for the rich and redoing our government"

Nice shit OP

As for me, I'm trying to get nice and fit. Go on a low-calorie diet. I'm getting more PC parts, investing my time in the Just Wait hype like a good AMDrone, and prepared to lose my mind when RX 3070 and 3080 wipe Nvidia hard.

I live in the ghetto around drug dealers and rapists, and I just walk down to the church, stretch and start jogging. Hills are nice because the uphill fucking sucks but once you finally start going downhill, it's much easier. It's a natural way to work out more muscles.
Treadmills are a waste of time for me because you can never focus on TV and you end up feeling like you're exercising forever. It's best to do it outside where you can visibly see your progress. Plus, once you get far enough away from your house/car, you have no option but to keep going.
Godspeed, and don't give up just because you fail a few times. Take it easy and go at your own pace, the only person you're competing against is yourself.

Start going to the gym regularly
Go out to gun ranges
Enroll in summer courses
Learning how to play MtG and going to game shops to play matches

you're building gilotines in 2019 because Hillary lost? yikes from me, improve yourself.

Nah, having a plan is good, and phasing in lifestyle changes works.

You just have to stick to them even though, frankly, being unhealthy is more satisfying in the short term. But saying "last week I started a diet, this week I began jogging every day, next week I will start lifting weights..." is just like, how planning works.

Dongface, Trump being elected was just a message
"see how much everything sucks, look at this idiot that we're going to elect"
In reality he's been no better or worse than any other mediocre unqualified idiot that has been in office, but did we ever put a fake horn on a real unicorn this time.

Nice user, have you been to the range before? It is quite fucking satisfying to go to the range
Not that user but you actually think the $250k speaking fee, my-daughter-gets-an-$3million-wedding, former secretary of defense isn't rich? Are all righties this autistic? Hillary would be on the chopping block with Trump.

Why are you putting horns on unicorns? Have you ever tried like, not using gay metaphors?

I'm sorry that you're uncultured and cannot speak English.

In every revolution, the "rich" were just the "successful people with ideologies that i don't like"
Hillary would literally be crowned king arthur against the "rich" if you had your way.

Don't aim for the stars on your first week, bro. You'll burn yourself out. Just make small changes toward your goals and they will culminate into the goals you're seeking.
99% of dieters/weight lifters fail because they don't know how to forgive themselves when they fuck a day up by binging TV and eating pizza.

>I call for Hillary to be beheaded
>"If you had it your way, Hillary would be a monarch!"

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No you're sorry that you can't make a sensible or rational statement. At least poltards can use their dipshit brains to definitively claim they hate niggers. You're just repeating epic phrases that sound COOL!

I hope whoever made this image gets executed on the street

Kill yourself, shill. You can take a belt and hang yourself now.

Do you mean a metaphorical belt? I thought you were talking about unicorns.

>Implying fat fucks deserve to be forgiven
lmao

>Just work on little drone! Life will totally reward you, and if it doesn't you were just too entitled!

Fuck off, I'll keep my ass from getting fat, because it is more work to carry around weight and I am too lazy to do that.
But aside from that I know I'll end up alone anyway.
Might as well ink "Kodokushi" on my forehead.

What kind of fucking metrics are those? You could be a paranoid schizophrenic with lupus and satisfy that Holy shit how stupid are you?

You don't have bad genes

Self-forgiveness is the only way to make lasting changes. Your Tony Robbins style "fuck everyone who fails" mentality is literally what incels rail against regularly, and rightfully so. Go back to /b/ faggot

Been to one once but been too lazy to go back again. It is fun that much is true.

>monday doesn't suck
Yeah it does. Most people die on monday.
>you genetics don't suck
They do, but pushing past that is the real challenge
>the weather doesn't suck
But what if it rains and i have to get places?
>your partner doesn't suck
who

Did you shoot handguns, rifles or shotguns? Did you have experience beforehand?
I highly recommend getting the motivation to go again. Ain't nobody more friendly than some good southern shooters.

>your genetics don't suck
That's a big claim

Op here. Sounds like a cool routine, im sticking to my old 300 pushups 100 pullups a day program which works wonders for me. Gonna try and pack on as much mass as i can.
Unironically the most based thing i have ever read here.
You guys will never, ever make it. The point of pic related is to change your mindset about these things, even if they DO suck, and im sure they do in your case. The whole point of making it is to make the best of the cards your dealt even if they're the shittiest cards imaginable, not to be like omg theres no way i can ever better myself!!!!

Get that pussy mentality out of my thread.

You sound like a insufferable normie shithead, just fucking go to Jow Forums for this shit, why here out of all fucking boards on this website, what the fuck?

Sure you do that OP. We'll see you next month when you go to a party and try to "socialize" then get called a creep because your face looks like you might have mild down syndrome

People who feel sorry for themselves shouldn't be alive. They ruin it for everyone else.

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None of that will change your ugly mug, sorry dude

>>Jow Forumseddit

Get the fuck off my board you faggots.

Dude, this is Jow Forums, you are going to find a lot of people in a poor mental state on this board. At least try to be a bit nicer rather than saying "lol kill yourself fagit xdxdxdxd" like an edgy 13 year old faggot would.

I'm saying I should kill myself.

no mate you really shouldn't, you have plenty of time to improve yourself. don't let the fact u don't have a gf ruin your life.

Get a job and try to afford a six month gym membership. So I can get it back and then try to bulk up. Wanted to travel to Moscow by myself, but I have already travelled by myself twice already. Don't want to look lonely and lowly.

>I'm saying I should kill myself.
Do it pussy

if you don't want to be a normie then don't blog about how jealous you are or how you wish you had a gf

That's a failed normalfag user and that's not what I am, I have more problems stemming than not fucking a wet retarded hole or caring about a braindead chad does with his days.

i have started exercising. but i am not really doing it for pussy any more, i don't want it any more since i know that once i have tasted that nectar i will desire nothing else. and this life will give it to me only once.

Sure bro I believe you lol. Feel free to hide all the blog and subsequent advice threads

All of that is pointless, I'm ugly and always will be, no matter what I do will only be a 4/10 at very best and women will never like me. I have just accepted that I'm meant to be alone.

All I'm going to do for now on is study so I can get into STEM, because I'm a poorfag and I won't be able to stay a neet for much longer. Just hope I'm not too much of a brainlet, otherwise I'm fucked for life.

>your genetics don't suck
zozzle, nice one

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4/10s have plenty of sex though.

Incel has been and always will be a reddit term that comes from leddit.

>i'm going to be a loser my entire life because i'm lazy so i want everyone around me to stay as pitiful as i am

Wait who and what are you talking about? I never wanted to be a normie in the first place, it's just fucking annoying when normies act like fucking condescending faggots when someone doesn't agree with their advice or opinion and talk down on people. Just shut the fuck up and go back to Jow Forums and spew your bullshit there.

Yes, with other ugly people. I'd rather be alone.

Yeah man I totally believe you. I get it, bud.

Alright good luck doing your normie advice and then coming back and making more useless threads when you didn't do anything yourself.

Going to learn to make music and go to the gym

Why are you trying to do personal attacks when you're taking the position of a loser who gave up? You were better off blogging about your sad life story than trying to be insulting.

Keep responding retard, just waiting for you to actually change instead of wasting your time on a "loser".

never too late to adjust your mentality bud

Never too late to just actually do something instead of posting threads, it's like you don't wanna improve but just to brag and talk how big your gonna make it but not actually do anything, good luck!

not my thread and not my problem. you might want to give that advice to people who are actually missing out on sex and comfy jobs.

yes cause everyone needs sex.

The weather does suck. I feel miserable on overcast days. Outlook does not change that shit.

Agreed 4/10 here. Better that I remain on my own.