just because i'm promiscuous doesn't mean i'm not gf material. give me a chance, you might be surprised.
Just because i'm promiscuous doesn't mean i'm not gf material. give me a chance, you might be surprised
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2 possibilities:
1 this is bait: fuck you then
2 this isn't bait: look how your promiscuity has reduced you, begging for attention, validation and non sexual love on Jow Forums
You are everyone's fucktoy but no one's concern, people use you but don't care about you
If any females are reading this, learn from this
>not even a "I was but now" but a plain "I am"
>material for anything but a sextoy
Bait made me reply, so 3/10
>promiscuous
>gf material
Those two things are mutually exclusive.
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>>promiscuous
>>gf material
>Those two things are mutually exclusive.
they absolutely are not.
What I learned from being promiscuous is how to please a man. This is essential in a relationship.
I think OP is doing satire on typical things that all women say
I order my filet mignon rare, not well done.
how is this even bait when it's very obviously a joke?
>Things whores say the thread
>doesn't mean i'm not gf material
You don't get to decide that. You're not gf material because I don't want you as a gf. I'd only take you if you were extremely wealthy and I could take half of your wealth. But I would never love you.
sorry roastie, you lost your chance
>t. chad
How big your dick is?
whether or not this is bait aside. I do not require a virgin but I don't want to simply be an intermission to a life of thottery.
Even as low as Ive fallen, even as miserable as my life is (and will probably be), I rather die alone in forgotten hole before dating a slut.
Pure gf (even if she is a 3/10) or nothing.
I wouldnt touch a promiscuous woman, and the ones that are all about purity an dreliion are boring to talk to. I would rather be a homosexual. It isnt like women are really capable of love anyway.
FUCKING ROASTIES WITH THEIR PROMISCOUS BULLSHIT. IF YOUR PUSSY AIN'T NEW ENOUGH I CAN RETURN IT WITH NO RECEIPT GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!
>tell fembot to please stop telling me about all the guys she sucked
>she even describes what was going on during the suck
>tells me how she sucked dick to komm susser tod multiple times (ruining my favorite anime)
>says she has "experience" therefore can please me easily
Fuck you lil-
>tells me how she had dated a robot before
>he called her a roastie upon seeing her vagina
>she became conscious about it and it threw her on an ocd and anxiety spiral
OHHH NONONONONONO
FUCKING
BASED
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You guys are alright sometimes.
Even if this weren't bait I wouldn't bother with a double digit IQ slutty retard.
just because I'm a virgin and have difficulties speaking to people doens't mean I'm not bf material. give me a chance, you might be surprised.
oh wait but no woman would ever listen to that so you can fuck right off whore
>i-im bf material i swear f-f-femanon :)
>s-stupid whore :(
Fembots are fucking gross about shit like that. I spoke to one a while ago and still kinda talk now and she just loved talking about it. Nasty as fuck.
I was simply highlighting the hypocrisy of women that say that by giving an equivalent example. I'm already aware that I'm not bf material, I can't hold a fucking conversation let alone have a relationship, I can't expect some woman to ever put up with me. In the same way, promiscuous women shouldn't expect a man to put up with them.
>tells me how she sucked dick to komm susser tod multiple times (ruining my favorite anime)
well you didn't have to do it for us too faggot
A true man. Dont ever back up. At least we can attest we are doing what is right.
He only told you that she sucked dick to komm Sussex tod, he did not tell any of us how it happened.
Was she british? Those are the worst fucking skanks
Apparently the guy was a turbo weeb, he had an initial D member's card or something, and he would go to japan to play the arcades and stuff.
Actually that was just one of the guys, she told me about so many I couldn't keep track. Honestly fucking disgusting.
No, American. She'd get pissy with me when I'd stop responding to her when she was on a long spiel about how she sucked or fucked this or that guy. I don't know what women expect to be honest.
>I'm such a whore lol
>w-why aren't you giving me attention user, I'm still a good girl uwu
Right? Worst thing is when they brag about being a whore half of the time and spend the rest of it acting like some innocent fucking princess. If you're going to be a whore then so be it but don't try and pretend you aren't. She only even hits me up when she wants to see my dick.
Women are animals. I would rather never touch one again.
Fuck man, worst thing is if you don't give in to her call she will just talk to the next guy on her list
Yeah she already told me she's got a massive folder of dick pics from other guys. I just don't bother answering her anymore which ends up with her trying harder like some petulant fucking child. Pure suifuel the whole thing is.
>g-give me a c-chance , betanon....
>chadanon hasnt responded to me in over t-two weeks :(
>again
Something you wanna tell us, user?
Mgtow is kind of gay tho, and gays are all like women without the nice smell.
There is no place for us, bros
>give me a chance user
>not you though I meant Chad so move along plz
>ooohhh I'm so lonely
>her trying harder
maybe you just have a very beautiful penis user
I love that song. The mere thought of that happening to me infuriates me beyond comprehension.
What's your favorite movie user?
Imagine a girl you are romantically involved with told you the director of that movie took her virginity because she wanted the main role.
*rattle rattle rattle*
orginal: fuck the jannies
That's an odd looking penis
Reminds me of my first girlfriend (inb4 get out normie)
>Dating this girl for 6 months
>Told me at the start she only had 1 boyfriend before me, I was the 2nd she'd slept with
>Everything's going good
>Hanging out with her friend and her
>Her friend lets slip they were both massive sluts in highschool
>Ask her later if it's true
>"Y-yes user I slept with a few guys"
>I ask her how many
>"20 something I think"
>Tells me she lied because she thought I'd dump her
>Absolutely disgusting
>Dump her anyway
God I hate women.
>this had never been said before
>breaking up with a girl over bodycount
Pure autism
Would you drink from a glass that your cousin drank from?
I mean sure why not
but what if your cousin then said 20+ people drank from it?
I think I know this girl, does she have big tits?
>cousinfucker analogy
yikes incel
Yeah she sounds familiar to me too. Does her name start with an A?
Yes, very
I mean, she never gave me her real name so I wouldn't know, user
>she never gave me her real name
You never asked her?
I was hugged once, but that is it.
same, it was nice
What did I do to you user-kun?
Whatever man. Her whole thing was being all cute and innocent, even got me to go to church with her. Then I found out she was fucking like an animal before we met? Fuck that. Couldn't even look at her the same way. She still messages me every few months trying to get back together.
That and I would be worried about STDs. Her lying is a huge breach of trust and one of the biggest red flags for a woman.
Yeah. I got tested after I found out. Whole thing fucking ruined me. Thought I was gonna marry her to be honest.
>I was hugged
gtfo my board you filthy normie scum
It was not even prompted. Made me very uncomfortably
how did you get hugged, user?
Went to a graduation party. Said goodbye after most of the younger people left. Get out of place since her boyfriend was there, so I said goodbye and wished her good luck. She hugged me.
I felt out of place. Stupid autocorrect
okay this is epic, you think that counts? yeah my grandma hugged me today see ya later virgins lmao
Assuming this isn't bait, I'd actually love to have a chat. I find people fascinating, and love learning things about them. Hit me up on discord Sovietkitty #7708
>yeah bro just let me interview you so I can make a profile about you and make a mental image about you
>I'm totally interested and """"fascinated"""" by people, definitely not just a bored fat neet with lots of free time
>falling into every bait femanon thread
OH HOHOHOHO
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOO ANONS HOLD ME AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
>>yeah bro just let me interview you so I can make a profile about you and make a mental image about you
I...don't actually know what the fuck that's supposed to mean? that's what people normally refer to as"conversation" and they use it to learn more about other people.
>I'm totally interested and """"fascinated"""" by people, definitely not just a bored fat neet with lots of free time
Oh I'm 1000% a bored fat neet with lots of free time. that literally doesn't mean I can't be interested in people.
assuming every single thread is bait is literally just a cope mechanism.
Then do it
Why make a thread about it
Why argue about it
Just fucking do it. The same way guys never said so to your stank ass pussy, they're not gonna say no to a meaningful relationship. So if you weren't just a vapid creature living off Chad cummies that we need Alabama Shariah to keep in line, go out and be someone's one and only.
Best case scenario is you make this thread to prove it to yourself because deep down you're unsure. You know you're a whore, and it bothers you because maybe you do want to love and be loved but you have to make a convincing argument because you for a long time just never gave a fuck about anyone.
Welcome to the world of being a man where you're always presumed guilty, noone has your back, and people shit on you for no God damn reason. If that bothers you than I guess you do need to be loved don't you? So fucking do it
>dick n meme
woah bro you sure showed him
Ill bite
one thing I learned from life that keeps proving itself true over and over again is that SHE CANNOT LOVE YOU UNLESS THE BOTH OF YOU ARE EACH OTHERS FIRSTS
NO HYMEN NO DIAMOND
maybe I could be the first to fuck her armpits, does that counts?
Can anyone even really explain why i (and i assume a lot of other guys) feel this way. I'm not a virgin purest, i'm fine if a girl has had a few partners. But if she's had sex with a whole lotta guys or has shot porn, i feel like i just can't trust her.
They all have. Women are not going to deny themselves sex especially not in this day and age where sex with men way out of their league is so easily available, as far as women are concerned you are disposable and have no right to even feel that promiscuity is a criterion for rejecting her.
They will try to play their desirability and sexuality against you even if they like you. They will try to make you jealous and put you in your place by referencing other guys, etc.
Really, it's best not to take women too seriously, at the end of the day they are just holes. This means don't listen to their emotional bullshit, don't limit yourself, etc.
I would love someone like OP as a gf
t. Literal cuck