ITT : All of Jow Forums goes camping together

It'd be smelly and gross and thered be homos everywhere

*take a piss on the campfire*
*take a shit in some random tent*

>uma

*after a severe ass wooping drive this mexican man to hospital, after watching him try to piss on my tent and then set it on fire i'm pretty sure that all my bashing caused him some brain damage and now he's delusional*

like a good christian

*throw a macaco head at you*

This was meant to be a nice calm family trip! D:

Thats like 12 people! How will we fit them all in one tent? Haha say hi to the kids for me. Love xx

Isnt that the indonesian flag

This vamping is boring. Im going back to the local pub

What's that in the corner, isn't that the british flag

Everyone, I also brought some rope. Let’s hang

weren't your ancestors a bunch of prisoners?

Epic! xD

you mad dude?

i didn't mean to be rude, it was just banter you know

Based and redpilled

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When Camping:

Always mind the campsite and facility rules. Don't forget to take care of fires and your trash!

It gets cold during the winter. Stay warm and be well prepared!

No frogposters allowed

based american fire bear

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no one cares.

you're allowed in my camp as long as you respect our law and support the Fascist party of Poland

i aint a western bitch to care about such things

unbased

Every time I go camping I take my bow and blunt arrows and end up shooting someone in the dick.

Won't that rip it clean off?

Nah it's a spongy tip on the arrow. If I used a broadhead or something it'd probably be a one way trip to bone hell.

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Ill give you one pound if you hit the stupid frog poster with a broadhead

What kind of bow?

>9990
>0009

The contract is sealed

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Whatever bow you want.

I'll get that frog for you. Leave the pound under a pint glass in your garden tonight.

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Youre alright mate. Its just the ones that spam frogs

oh, ok.

Shh, no tears now. Only dreams.

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That was your tent dumb dumb

Oh well, seems like we'll have to share tents now.

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Could you keep it down, my wife is trying to sleep!

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*flies over the campsite and shits everywhere*

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Nope. You made your bed and now you have sleep in it.

I bet none of you fags even have a tent. It's not like I want you to stay in mine or anything haha

.....a-anyone wanna c-come shooting with m-me? I just got a new bipod.....

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Haha, I do happen to be in need of a tent right now, but I think I forgot my sleeping bag so I hope you don't mind...

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And you miss the campsite so hard you shit all over yourself

*sits down on your tent*

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It also fails at that and sits on itself

lol it's not like I planned to be sharing a sweaty sleeping bag with you or anything. It's just banter

*sits down on the ground*

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It fails and flies into space

heh, yeah...
I CALL BIG SPOON

I call bigger spoon

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Ladies and gentlemen, You can mess around with all those tents. I'm gonna go sleep in the RV.

*sits down on space*

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N-NANI?!

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Pansy

I used to make a huge batch of strawberry cider with honey in winter and we'd all blast it camping in the summer. Those days are gone now though.

Fail at it and sits on the sun.

*sits on the sun*

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LEAVE YOU FOOLS! THIS PART OF WOODS IS A HOLY PLACE FOR THE GODS AND ANCESTORS OF FINNS! LEAVE, OR YOU WILL LIKELY HAVE A TASTE OF THE WRATH OF TAPIO, THE KING OF FOREST! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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nobody touch my penis

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There is burnt owl in space.

space doesn't real

Prove you're Finnish

I eat woods for breakfast

And who's going to stop me?

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Your face is not real.

Is id enough?

If you touch my penis too much then It will spill a large amount of organisms on you.

Your post isn't real

Nah, that secret relic all Finns have. The bear with the vines.

You are not real

I think therefore I am

So yes you don't exist

You mean the suggested coat of arms?

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Yeah but the little brass and gold one they give every Finn on their 1th birthday.

Oh that. Sorry, but I don't have it with me.

I call BIGGEST SPOON

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Because I was actuakly a British all this time! You have been fooled!

I knew it. A true Finn would know about the little statuette with the secret item inside when you twist it right.