Can we just talk about how cool girls are for a second...

Can we just talk about how cool girls are for a second? Like you cum inside them and they literally turn it into a fucking human. How does that even work?

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It's not that complicated literally every animal and most plants can do it.

you need to go back to school more I guess, biology teaches you that.

Yeah but like how? They take some cum and turn it into a completely sentient thing. Like you're in a state of nonexistence and then suddenly your mommy gets cummed in and suddenly you exist? It's weird.

Yeah and guys shoot microscopic tadpoles out of their dick, a fuckload of millions of them.

I get what you feel, I know the whole process but it still wonders me, like the gal got cummed in then you will be slowly formed, when will the soul be fused to your developing body? or maybe the egg cells were our body and the sperm is the soul? I mean our body won't be formed without the sperm, the egg cell won't divide by itself

First off we can't quantify scentience or prove anyone has it but ourself. And the famale doesn't actually do it. It more like a parasite host relationship. The fertilized embryo attaches itself to the host mother and leaches nutrition from the mother. The embryo then produced more of itself through cell division with the genetic code in the DNA. The cells communicate and help develop the infant continuing to cell devide until the baby is able to live outside the body or egg. But it's the cell/infant!/egg that does this not the mother.

Out of those millions, only one will be chosen, sometime two or three. Kinda crazy

but is it parasitic if the mother herself wants to give nutrients to the baby?

The design flaw of males is that the penis is located too close to the wallet.

Ask your father if I'm right.

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It's God's gift user.

If i wanted a leach to suck my blood until I die it's no less of a parasite.

The only real difference is the fact that this parasite injects chemicals into you to make you love it. And yes it's a beautiful thing but if you think about it, it's not really much more amazing then healing after a wound, same process really.

Devil magicks. Their vaginas are portals to Satan's dark realm, and he consumes your essence to power the teleportation of a fresh hellspawn through her fleshgate and into our world. All women are witches and doctors are the dread lord's priests.

...it looks like you don't have a firm grasp on biology, user

>suddenly you exist
Don't fall for this meme: you never existed, and neither has anyone else. This is the oldest one in the book.

They used to sell weight loss pills that were actually just tapeworm eggs. You'd swallow it and let the tapeworm grow and live inside you until you'd lost as much weight as you wanted, and then remove it. So did that make those tapeworms not parasites, because they voluntarily infested themselves with them?

Trust me user, if we knew what the outcome of all of this was, I doubt neither of us would've leeched nutrients nor done any cell division and simply taken the toilet way out
Ignorance created us all

>Like you cum inside them
Uhh no.
I fucking don't.

based boomer knowledge

I don't doubt this was once a theory

I would have gone back and prevented that, if i could have

girls don't do jackshit you reatard. if anything the males do the fucking, their bodies do the rest. they don't do jackshit.

>inb4 their bodies so it them!
No you don't find yourself amazing for the million tasks your brain does to do anything at all nor do you find it amazing that how your body processes food

Girls are fucking mediocre at literally everything, if they even try at all that is.

This thread is a disservice if that's your only example of how cool girls are.
Everything about them is awesome, their bodies, their minds, their personalities. I honestly can't think of a single flaw.